Valentines last year

who wouldnt ;D

 

Don't you cook ?

As for the hotel... behind the bushes down the park was good enough when I was single (in the bushes, if it was during the day)... I have to admit that on a log over a stream with a family of kids walking past just out of sight and my GF putting her fingernails to work was a little uncomfortable but... worth it.

 

sir trevor mcdonald

 

wow, that was possibly too much info there siggy, you nasty public do'er!

lol

 

That was 15 years ago... it's amazing how much marriage and a 3 year old cramps your style. In fact, I'm always surpised how many married people have kids... let alone multiple ones... Marriage and a kid are two of the most effective forms of contraception !

 

marriage is not on my to do list til about 40 yrs old...


...by that time darius might still be single and possibly desperate

 

And old, fat, half crippled by arthritis and skint having spent his wages on fast women or slow horses.

 

lol, sounds like a catch to me!!! ;D

 

personally i prefer jay

 

Sheesh, what have these tall, rich, handsome, fit, single footballers got that I haven't ?

 

the name darius ;D

 

;D ;D ;D There speaks a man of experience. Spot on my friend.

 

Ok, so what is it with footballers' names ? How many Darius's do you know in the real world ? or Jay's ? Hameur has an excuse, I s'pose but Jordan, Malky, Gavin, Dominic, Adrian... wtf !

What happened to John, Peter, Paul, David, Joseph etc ???

 

i know like 2 jays, 1 jordan and one dominic ;D

As for what happened to John etc... i guess people got tired of naming their kids after saints and prophets ;D

 

when was the last time anyone met a thor?

 

Few days ago, nice chap.

 

sounds like an episode of eastenders, was she drunk?

 

no. she was rounding a corner at a million miles an hour in her jeep while talking on the phone.

 

anyway in the end this year i gave in and splashed out on the misses
I bought her a bag and a belt
hopefuly the hoover will work well now.

 

my dad told me that joke in the car lol it was on talksport ;D

 

Can't complain here. As i type the missus is downstairs cooking me a meal. Happy days!