Valentines last year

last year i put a lot of effort in to pleasing the misses i thought it was a good idea to suprise her so i took her to elland road to see the glory boys i paid for the tickets i paid for the petrol i even whipped her into the mac donalds opposite the ground and let her go large was she happy ..........
no she wasnt sulked all the way home moaned until christmas,well this year i aint going to get caught out again im going back to my old ways and getting her F.A



theres only one love.

 

thanks. for that.


*wanders off to another forum*

 

skeggyhornet, while trying to work out what what you'd done wrong i read your post out to my 8 month pregnant misses....... I've now got the evening to myself while she's sulking in the bedroom?
Are there any ladies out there who can explain what skeggy has done wrong?

quality skeggy lol

 

lol ;D

 

thing is i saw loads of the usual lads at leeds last year without er indoors on toe. at least i thought about mine and spent the night with her, it peed her off so much that she did not want to go to cardiff cos it was leeds and she was not to impressed with them so really things didnt turn out to bad.

 

too true, watford will and always be my real love as well. my idea for this week was to take mine to football but decided to go on my own to football so i can have a few bevs (she thinks football is rubbish as only games she has seen is watford with me and they have never imspired her!).

i am being very generous though and have decided to take her to a chinease and then to the cinema to see 'hot fuzz' (on thursday i may add as would never consider going out on valentines day!)

 

Women are never happy, they just claw away and away and away.

 

Aww Birdy, now come on, we're not all like that!

 

are you dangerously close to saying something life changing, revolving around preferences for men or women?

 

I have no idea what you did wrong... however, I was one of the minority females at Leeds away who actually wanted to be there.

The only thing what I moaned about on the journey home was how we got robbed of 3 points.

 

In the immortal words of Rupe on the WML...

Women are mental.

To clarify... I wouldn't date a guy; they are smelly, stubbley, lazy and snore. Women must be bonkers to date us. But I'm pretty darned glad that they are !

 

Thats why god created lesbians, and i am considering looking into that option

 

are you going to move to skeg then its full of them

 

ah no, ill just pop along to the "pink punters" club down the road and see if any butch tickles my fancy

 

Last Valentines...


I had been with this girl for over 4 months, wanted to go out but she said no, because "we shouldnt celebrate a woman killing his husband" or something

lol

 

Apparently, the big problem for the lesbians is the onset of LBD during long term relationships.

My inner child still gets a chuckle about the story of the little dutch boy who saved Holland by putting his finger in the ****... (Blurry Heck, I was using the word in its official, polite sense... stick a Y in Dike)

 

lmao

 

tickles your fancy? got the lingo already and you've only been a lesbian for 10 minutes. well done

 

im a quick learner

 

Many holidays have pretty miserable origins. Passover celebrates the 10 plagues, including the death of the first born throughout Egypt, Easter commemorates a guy being nailed to a stick to die, Halloween was when all the evil spirits were at their strongest...

Heck, a surprising amount of kids celebrate their birthdays on the anniversary of the day that their mothers died.

 

You think Doris is in there wearing drag ?

 

oh god how i wish

 

it's all about romance buy us a rose and a card and some chocolates say you love us and we will be happy we dont ask for much really

 

You think he's the fishnet tights, black leather belt for a mini-skirt and low flung boob-tube type or the long classy red dress type ?

 

we should have a lesbian day instead of valentines day then all the lads can go to the match while you keep each other happy.

 

oh wow i hope so, the though of it gets me a bit hot. Than mans legs on show is my heaven! ;D

 

i'm not sure i would want to go to a match when i could be watching something better

 

Womens' standards are really rather low. Most guys want a full meal out of the relationship as well as some laundry doing.

Then again, with the price of flowers these days, a nice steak meal is a bargain.

 

my work collegue lives just round the corner from that pink punters place in milton keynes, i remember him telling me how he was pushing his boy along in his pushchair one night trying to get him to go to sleep and these two women walked past both looking like pat butcher in leather and went in to the hotel opposite. needless to say, he takes his lad for a drive now instead to get him to sleep

talking of pat butcher, she opened the sport shops i worked at in st albans a few years ago (she is not the ideal person for the word fit i know!) and she turned up with her partner. lets just say, pat butcher was the the feminine one,urghhhh

they never seem to be like the girls in the videos;D

 

Could you video it so we can watch once we get back from the game ?

 

pat butcher lives round the corner from my southern abode. she almost killed me once

 

take us out for a meal as well i forgot that one and a hotel

 

too true about the meal! i dunno those flowers found at the petrol station can be pretty cheap! actually i have been told by my girlfriend that if i was ever to buy her petrol station flowers, then i would be autommatically dumped. sometimes you just can't win!

 

what looked at you? serious scarry woman

 

naaah. she tried to mow me down in her car.