[RELEASED] Troy Deeney

what can I say medical marvel. Weighed myself weekend just past at 82.4kg. I have an occasional day where I go over my calories but usually I come in pretty much bang on the mark.

bear in mind my slow metabolism probably changes things for me compared to your average person.

 

I'm not sure if I'm on the wrong thread or the wrong forum here?

Is this Men's Health?

 

No, right thread. Troy is a big healthy boy. Fitting.

 

We already have another thread for Troy Deeney, maybe this thread could be renamed "Mens Health" as suggested by supertommymooney, and all Troy Deeney related posts switched to the other Troy Deeney thread

 

This seems more scientifically impossible than his if anything, to be honest. You're a big ******* lad, eh.

 

Not at all. For someone of my weight with a reasonably active job and who trains 5 days a week, it's pretty standard.

 

The exciting twist in the series finale ?

 

Yeah this is kind of the key isn't it, as I alluded to. There aren't huge amounts of people who meet all your conditions, relatively speaking.

 

Come on @Birmingham, quit messing around and sign your boy!

 

Agreed, but that doesn't make it in any way "scientifically" impossible, whereas 1800 calories a day being maintainance for someone of 82kg is definitely a bit of an anomaly.

 

I could have gone with 'Weight Watchers'

 

That's extremely cheap for a power rack.

Putting a lot of faith in Aldi quality there

 

Yes but I also obviously wasn't being serious when I said it, I was just turning your own phrase back on you, and I'm sure OptimisticHornet is aware enough considering what he's already answered about it, including having discussed it with his doctor.

 

As long as it's made of some kind of metal and not cabbage, it will support a couple of hundred kilos easily.

I bought a 'cheap' one and it's fine 6 years later. Bit of rust on a few patches, but fit for purpose and takes a hammering.

 

I'm looking forward to seeing Troy bang in a hatrick on the 5th. Guaranteed starting spot now Harry Kane not being up to speed due to the change in Quarantine rules.

 

It’s like Worlds Strongest Man in here.

 

I'm a big boy. I can take it.

 

Lots of metal will be lower quality and could be weak at the joints.

If you and your five other accounts go silent overnight at least we'll know what happened

 

West Brom being heavily linked today...every transfer window, I know.

 

Won’t get my hopes up too much just yet.

 

Not sure it’s them being interested from what I’ve seen - the claim is that we have offered him to them?

They likely didn’t respond...

 

No fax machine?

 

If you believe Sky we aren't actively looking to move on Deeney, but West Brom are interested.

https://www.skysports.com/football/...eeney-west-brom-interested-in-watford-captain

 

Can see it now.

Deeney starts against Boro. Suarez gets on the phone to his agent. Suarez leaves. Deeney gets a deadline day offer. Deeney leaves. Gray up front.

 

Sweet.

You have heard that Gray has a good record in the Championship

 

https://www.footballinsider247.com/...pens-talks-to-sign-big-star-with-47-pl-goals/

WBAs number one target according to the reliable Football Insider.

 

Supposedly: "Albion technical and sporting director Luke Dowling is already thrashing out a deal with Hornets chief executive Scott Duxbury."

"Significantly, Dowling knows Deeney from his time at Watford and is keen to bring him to the Hawthorns."

Had forgotten Dowling was there.

Please say this is true. Would probably make sense for all parties. Thanks WBA!

 

How disappointed are West Brom going to be once they have watched him play.

 

Maybe he won't be that bad if they choose to do something other than hoof the ball up to him.

 

I think they're just buying him for the additional social media and TV coverage they will get. Think how many more WBA shirts they will sell in China.

 

If they snatch some of our international market from us I will be far more upset than I was with relegation.

 

It'll be like when Elton sold up. No-one will know who the hell we are in 3 years. We'll need to appoint Joey Barton as our manager.

 

I doubt it he has been on the decline for a while now and now he has a dodgy knee, he is even slower than before and can't really score goals from open play.

 

Thanks to Kelme, we’ve got that market covered.

 

Isn't Deeney a Bluenose? How will that play with the Baggies' fans?