The Hornet Shop

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by StuBoy, Dec 28, 2006.

  1. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Good point actually. I'm low on gym tops so I'd definitely invest.

    I imagine the cost to send shirts abroad out-weight any income they'd receive, especially if they were discounted too.

    Would you like a Pompey top? ;)
     
  2. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    Would you like a "Pompey Top" sounds like a sexual term or some sort of English dessert
     
  3. Maybe we can do the same with catering facilities, I'd enjoy some tapas at half time
     
  4. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Do Udinese do sports bras? I wouldn't mind one.
     
  5. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Does it?
     
  6. ChrisG

    ChrisG Squad Player

    If the sold them for a cheaper price here then it'd be worth it and it also expands their marketing and we could do the same with them.
     
  7. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Sounds more like a real ale. 'I'll have a Pompey Top and a bag of pork scratchings please'
     
  8. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Anyone that has a top when ordering beer is not a beer drinker.
     
  9. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Nah Pompey Top is the name of the beer. If you did for some reason want a top, you'd ask for a Pompey Top top.

    And if Leicester City chairman Top Srivaddhanaprabha was serving you, you'd ask for a Pompey Top top, Top.
     
  10. blahblahblah

    blahblahblah Reservist

    In a tall glass mind.
     
  11. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Do you cnp that name any time you have need to type it?
     
  12. JH93

    JH93 Squad Player

    And if you wanted a particularly good beer, you'd ask for a top Pompey Top top, Top.
     
  13. Goat

    Goat First Year Pro

    Players in the Hornet Shop

    Anyone been to one of these? I'm down for half term and my two, 5yo & 9yo, desperately want to go and meet Ighalo. I'm guessing they're busy but is it ridiculously busy and a bit of a scrum?

    Can anyone share previous experiences?
     
  14. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    FFS Pozzos selling of the crown jewels in the shop.
     
  15. Wazza

    Wazza Superstar Radio DJ

    Not usually that bad tbh mate. Took my brother to a couple of them and it's not been crazy busy. Half term might be a different kettle of fish though....
     
  16. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    How much is Ighalo?
     
  17. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Don't know, but at this time of the season there may be a Buy-One-Get-One-Free offer.
     
  18. rochdale away

    rochdale away Reservist

    does he come in XL?
     
  19. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    d'you get wafers with it?
     
  20. Siohmy

    Siohmy Reservist

    50% off in the sale so a snip at £9m.
     
  21. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    Does anybody know when Villa are going to demand return of their Hogg rental???
     
  22. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    'Course you don't get wafers with it,it's a ******* seabird*' etc etc etc

    * Watford goalscoring genius.
     
  23. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Do they do a Stormy Petrel and a Gannet ripple flavour? If there aren't enough flavours it'll be Layun's fault.
     
  24. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    Do they still sell Navy Cut?
     
  25. Goat

    Goat First Year Pro

    That was chaos, much busier than they expected. A queueing system that was only organised by those attending which broke down immediately. It was not helped by Ighalo turning up 30 mins late. There eventually was some semblance of order instigated by a club employee who eventually goot a decent system in place. My kids didn't care though, they got a hat and a scarf, got to meet Ighalo & Connor Smith, got photos with them and autographs. So they're happy as can be.

    The best news is that nobody bought the players while I was there, might have been due to their lack of barcodes though
     
  26. Goat

    Goat First Year Pro

    God knows what it was like for the Layun & Fessi session, I saw about 10, 000 blokes in sombreros making their way down Vicarage Road*















    * this is blatantly untrue
     
  27. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    londun riots agen fml
     
  28. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Do they do pay on the day at the hornets shop?
     
  29. Necrobutcher

    Necrobutcher Reservist

    I wonder if I could get Lloyd Doyley on loan to dig my flowerbeds ready for the spring?

    I shan't pay his wages, but I'll give the lad a tenner if he can do a few days labouring on the building job I'm on at the moment. Just don't tell Ed Balls.
     
  30. Rugbyballs

    Rugbyballs Reservist

    Ighalo and Smith... Bit like opening the cookie jar and finding a Gold bar and half a rich tea !
     
  31. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Well, my youngest lad is now at the football academy on a Thursday night, on the astroturf under the lights. He is doing very well. He is tall for his age, fast, strong, left footed and is a ninja made entirely from titanium.

    Currently he has no football shirt, because it is too expensive. Instead he has an England rugby world cup shirt that we got from the petrol station reduced to £1.49 after the tournament was finished and they were reduced to clear. The other boys have liverpool, arsenhole or barcelona shirts and there is even a derby bloody county one. There are one or two Oxford United shirts too, but then we are living in Oxford so that it OK.

    I would like my lad, 'Four Cyclones' as he is nicknamed, to have a Watford shirt, but you will know that is a very expensive business and not usually for the likes of us benefits underclass. I have searched for a long time for a cheap way to get one for his age, but there is nothing at all on EBay or second hand anywhere. The only solution has been to save a little for some months and sell some things and now we have enough to get him a shirt for Xmas! It will have his name and a number and even the premier league patches! Fifty four of yer English pounds in total though....Enough to make your head spin!

    The problem I have is that when I was ordering it, I thought to be economical I would get age 7/8 even though he is only 5, because then it will last for a longer time. However, on consideration, after I'd put the order in, I think it may be better to have got age 5/6 because otherwise it is going to be like a little dress on him. He won't even be able to wear it until he grows to fit it and then it will be out of date.

    So I emailed the Hornet shop to tell them I had changed my mind and I want age 5/6. But there was no answer. I tried calling them many times and the only thing you can speak to is a 'nobody available' answering machine lady. Then I got an email saying they were very busy because of the blasted black Friday foolishness. I put the order in on Monday when I got paid and today is Thursday and still I have not heard anything from them to confirm the change in size and still I cannot speak to them on the telephone.

    If they just send me the age 7 to 8 one, would I be in my rights to send it back to them and say I wanted age 5 to 6?
     
  32. Not if it has his name on it, obviously.

    Edit:

    Is there anyway you can prove you tried to contact them? Did you email them (which would have been sensible).

    You could probably get Mrs Kremlin to take it in a the sides and hem and let it out when he is older.
     
  33. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Yeah but I've clearly told them only about 3 hours after I put the order in. I ordered it at like 6 in the morning and I emailed them at 9 the same morning to say I wanted to change the size.

    Surely there's a cooling off period on these things? Surely I can change my order?

    It's their own fault if they haven't read my email and their own fault they're not answering their phone.
     
  34. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Not if you've had it personalised, no.
     
  35. poleman

    poleman Reservist

    I think that consumer rights change when an item has been "personalised". Therefore, they may not be willing to refund or even exchange it....
     

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