Rightmove Voyeur

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jun 27, 2020.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

  2. One of the things I hate the most in the world is those banal tat 'things' that people buy with slogans like 'Love' 'Home' and, as above, 'Family'. Instant moron identifier.
     
  3. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Nearly a quarter of a million pounds (£230,000) for this poky 1 bed flat backing on to the railway on Gladstone Road. As you see, you don't even get a separate kitchen, so all those lovely cooking smells can permeate your soft furnishings.

    I used to live down this road and rent a place for £15 per week. It was noisy, dirty and damp.

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  4. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    My wife brought a block that says ‘All you need is love and a cat’, I suppose we comfortably fall into your moron identifier bracket then!
     
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  5. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Academy Graduate

    I have a sign that says "Booo". 6ft tall letters
     
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  6. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Academy Graduate

    Great idea for a thread though Clive. I do like a bit of Rightmove snooping...
     
  7. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

  8. If your idea of classy is Oakfurnitureland.

    I am a snob.

    I admit it.
     
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  9. No but your wife does. You could quietly move it to the tip while she's not looking.
     
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Serves a purpose. I have the same. Better than chipboard rubbish.
     
  11. Meanwhile for £420k with 7 beds, separate gite, indoor pool and one and a half acres near Cognac:
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  12. Or if you've got £650k 15 beds, 12 baths, 25 acres, fishing lake...
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  13. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    I have lawn envy
     
  14. I have wine cellar envy
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  15. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Love browsing Rightmove. Saw this the other day, how about this for a ******* creepy room;

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  16. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Brilliant 70s wallpaper on the left there. Would like to see a room done all 4 walls with that. And the ceiling.

    We could then use it for interrogation of Al Queda suspects.
     
  17. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I have to know what’s in that chest on the floor. I’ve had nightmares about it.
     
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  19. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    A teapot for every occasion. Well every occasion you have a 1950’s vicar round for tea.
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  20. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

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    Nice. I can see where the personal velodrome is going and the pump track.
     
  21. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Become a Buddhist. Give up the need to desire things....
     
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  23. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Academy Graduate

    Presumably the rest of Professor Hawking's personal effects
     
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  24. a19tgg

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  25. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    Jesus wept. Pure, undiluted bad taste. You'd have a seizure staying there.
     
  26. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke


    Tears of joy (almost) from Holly and friends;
    What a life changing stay! A group of 21 ladies stayed at Amy and James's palace of pink wonderment for the weekend, and the ladies were so excited we almost had tears.

    David seems to have confused Salvador Dali with Katie Price;
    An incredible experience...like stepping into a Salvador Dali painting.

    Chris is lost for words;
    All I can say is WOW! and WOW again.... There is nowhere truly anywhere like this on the planet!



     
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  27. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

  28. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    I wonder if anyone has ever stayed there and not posted it all over social media.
     
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  29. a19tgg

    a19tgg Reservist

    I was actually looking for a place to host a rearranged stag do for later on in the year. I was half tempted to book it as a joke, but not at £2600 a night. I could probably book a travelodge and give everyone acid to achieve a similar result.
     
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  30. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Or heroin and kip under a bridge, either would be preferable.
     
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  31. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    I'm getting emails from Airbnb now reminding me to book my Essex trip well in advance. Cheers, @Filbert.
     
  32. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Treat yourself, it’s like sleeping in a stupid person’s idea of a Salvador Dali painting.
     
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  33. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    But nothing since 2017?
     
  34. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

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  35. a19tgg

    a19tgg Reservist

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    The interior was a hollow shell that needed a lot of work

    Yes I think what you’re describing there is a normal house?
     

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