Rightmove Voyeur

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jun 27, 2020.

  1. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I don’t want to know what that poor dog looked like after she was done.
     
  2. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    That looks like my last attempt at wall papering.
     
  3. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I hear you’re a dab hand at gluing beer mats to the wall though.
     
  4. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    That is horrific. I would rather stay in the wheelchair room
     
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  5. nascot

    nascot First Team

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  6. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    Purely to cover up my errors with the drill.
     
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  7. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    But you could find your way home when pissed or high, which is an essential requirement of an Essex home
     
  8. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    P O P B I T C H did a 'thing' on it, "The Barbie House", a while ago. ISTR that any booking has some quite onerous TACOS attached to it (and a very hefty deposit and/or compulsory insurance) especially the posting images/films of the interior/gardens on any social media and behaviour clauses.
     
  9. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Yes he had to find a use for the vast amounts of 'glue' he produces in that bedroom.
     
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  10. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Chicken, beef, or pork?
     
  11. reids

    reids Squad Player

  12. nascot

    nascot First Team

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  13. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

  14. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    Genuine question, is it a legal requirement to always write popbitch with the spaces?
     
  15. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    It was as the bitch part didn't used to get through the filter.
     
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  16. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

  17. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Tbf I already do haha
     
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  18. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

  19. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    The throne type chairs and breakfast bar combo is something you don’t see enough of
     
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  20. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Yeah it will need a lot of renovating, but that means you can make it exactly how you want - now to win the Euromillions...
     
  21. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I think it needs knocking down reids. Euromillions should give you what you need though...
     
  22. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    When you've won the euro millions and are renovating you need to video it. That house is clearly haunted, meaning you can film;

    "The Haunted House on Harrow on the Hill".

    You will die a horrifically frightening death, but don't forget to press record.
     
  23. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    You really are quite aspirational aren’t you Clive . A closet Thatcherite , some may infer .
     
  24. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

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    When you run out of cupboard space, why not present your best china on the stairs as viewing treat for your return journey to the sitting room?
     
  25. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Ever thought it may be the wife’s last desperate attempt to get the message through?
    (Assuming you’ve got a cat)..
    :rolleyes:
     
  26. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    We have 2!
     
  27. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    It’s amazing what people collect and put on display.
    Thimbles, plates, red indians and cowboy models with compulsory ‘dreamcatcher’ , elephants, owls, teddy bears, dolls, a zillion models and pics of a particular breed of dog, and even walls adorned with posters and pictures of Cliff Richard ffs ...

    It’s a strange old world.

    - and what’s worse she refuses to them all down. :(
     
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  28. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Oh..

    I fear redemption will only come in the afterlife :)
     
  29. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    We did a tonne of work on my mum’s house last year, I went on courses, she lived with us for months, I sacrificed every weekend and most weeknights for six months getting this work done and saving her a fortune on handymen and plasterers etc.

    The amount of crap she kept though.... my word I could cry. Stepping into her lovely, freshly plastered hallway finished in a nice modern pale grey with a charcoal wood floor with silver grain and seeing that she’s kept the decoration/sculpture thing in the shape of a houseplant made of purple, green and red glass beads (that’s the best way I can describe it) is a real kick in the knackers.
     
  30. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    I drunkenly break any tat that's left in the hallway my Mrs buys. Some stupid black metal floor standing plant pot holder got bent up to ***** last time. A gold ceramic monkey and a picture of her mum have also taken some stick. Its surprisingly easy to get away with when I'm swaying all over the place.
     
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  31. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    But you never know, what’s a kick in the knackers to you could be an ‘Antique Limoges Jardinere Bawo & Dotta 1896 hand crafted nasturtiums in pot’ to a collector worth a kings ransom at Christie’s auction.

    Give yer mum a big hug, tell her you’ve always secretly loved it and make sure it’s not bequeathed to a sibling, or worse, the friendly neighbour...

    Edit: and ask if you can put it in the attic cos you would hate it to be accidentally damaged .. win/win.
     
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  32. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    :D Well I do have a big clumsy dog capable of knocking most things over....
     
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  33. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Sadly it’s more arts & crafts from The Range rather than the Arts & Crafts movement....
     
  34. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    Perfect, problem solved.
     
  35. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Then the Carpster solution and blaming the dog is perfect..
     

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