QPR 0-1 Watford FC- 15/02/2019 - FA Cup Fifth Round

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by domthehornet, Feb 13, 2019.

  1. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Isn't penes a type of pasta?
     
  2. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    I think we should aim to win this , about time we got a trophy , don’t think we are going to catch Liverpool /City so this is probably our best chance

    Would like to see less changes than the Newcastle game, having said that they did alright but would be a good chance to get Penaranda some match time, he is supposed to be our best natural finisher and I would like to see some of that.
     
  3. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

  4. Whatever happened to that other keeper we had Gomesh?
     
  5. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Tomorrow night, live on BT Sport, it's the 5th Round of the FA Cup. As always a game of this magnitude presents an opportunity for someone to make a name for themselves. And we need ponder no longer who it might be.

    For the man in the middle is none other than....



    Michael Oliver.

    Yay.
     
  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Would need VAR to separate the posts.

    You make me realise that it is not a word I often say out loud.
     
  7. to_the_teeth

    to_the_teeth First Year Pro

    I hope your date sounds rather less like the living dead...
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Put yours in a pan of boiling water & then answer your own question.
     
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  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The 70s had 'Nice to see you, to see you [pause whilst Brucie scans the audience, grinning] nice'.

    The 10s have 'Fewer'.

    Crisp, economical, educational.

    Much to like.
     
  10. to_the_teeth

    to_the_teeth First Year Pro

    R
    Reminds me of the one about the two boys standing on a bridge overlooking a stream having a pee. One says to the other “cor - it’s cold isn’t it?” The second turns back to him and says ‘Christ - it’s deep isn’t it!”
     
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  11. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Not to worry, I’ve heard the @RookeryDad is often a bit quick.

    Thanks for the tips on pronunciation though. Although I fear I may never use it. I can’t think of any situation where I would be conversing about multiple penes with anybody.
     
  12. to_the_teeth

    to_the_teeth First Year Pro

    You haven’t lived

    EDIT - oh you said ‘conversing about’. Sorry!
     
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

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  14. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Well, the occasion doesn't present itself too often, I suppose. Except to snake breeders: A male snake has two hemi-penes ! Not a lot of people know that.
     
  15. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Fewer
     
  16. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    But - read on.... (two posts back already, this has obviously got people's juices flowing)).
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Could be a handy icebreaker in the post match showers.

    Confident & masterly pronunciation would set everyone at ease.
     
  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    This meme has become loosed from its contextual moorings & has now become A THING.
     
  19. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Yes it's on Viasat Sport 1. Any sports bar worth it's salt will be showing it. Which is where i take it you will be heading?
     
  20. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Can a meme be a thing? Discuss in not less nor fewer than two sides of A4.
     
  21. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Ice in the showers? May be no penes on view, then.
     
  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Surely...…..

    [​IMG]
     
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  24. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    What a thing to make me google on valentines night.

    Found on male squamates which are the latest order of reptiles including snakes, amphisbaenians and another mr lizard.
     
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  25. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Speak with a plum in one’s mouth?
     
  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Where did you hear that ? He has no track record of scoring.
     
  27. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    An egg cup would suffice.
     
  28. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Back to the good old days, couple of tricky little wingers, big lad up front...ideally a hard man who can stand up for himself and scores a lot.
     
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  29. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Talking of Penes, is Holloway still manager at QPR?
     
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  30. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    I thought the peeneez was the Johnny Foreigner version, which can apparently be bigger (Italian), used better (French) or stood to attention (German) according to a lady friend .
    :(
     
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  31. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    On a Hurtigruten ferry. Don't fancy chances much
     
  32. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    When I was in Perth in '05,Margaret Court opened the competition.
    She was introduced as "Pastor Maragret Court".
    I spent the whole ceremony asking what sort she was*.
    The USA team were NOT amused,they went to pray with her each night.
    * Apart from being a bigoted old harpie!
     
  33. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    You never know. It's on a pay channel but one that's included in a lot of packages.
     
  34. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Frankie says : Slither ye not
     
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  35. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Pastor- Pasta- Penne- Penes- Pens..... after extra time.
     

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