Where then? I've been married for 10 years and have two children. Apart from writing my name in the snow, I have no use for it anymore!
The last Chinese eunuch, Sun Yaoting, kept his penis pickled in a jar. He never spoke to his parents again after they chucked it away.
I remember catching this one a while ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Realm_of_the_Senses The usual 'do not try this at home' guidance applies.
Still quite a busy man according to Wiki: David James Webb is an English former professional footballer who made 555 appearances in the Football League playing for Leyton Orient, Southampton, Chelsea, Queens Park Rangers, Leicester City, Derby County, A.F.C. Bournemouth and Torquay United. He became a manager, taking charge of A.F.C. Wikipedia Born: 9 April 1946 (age 72 years), Stratford, London Current team: Marine F.C. (Defender) Books: Welfare, Power and Juvenile Justice: The Social Control of Delinquent Youth, MORE
AFC Wikipedia eh! Anybody could just come along and alter their players and tactics from one game to the next......
Anyone has the opportunity but what about the motivation to change it. Marine are a small team &, doubtless, would like to walk taller in the world. What better of gaining some strut than to boast of a 72 yo defender on their books?
Maybe people were distracted as it fell the day after the WHU match. My favourite episode was the Puffy Shirt. I'm not sure if it was but that's what you have to say.
Mark Lazarus, tricky goal scoring winger. Always played well against us on their 2/3rds size pitch. I remember wishing he was a Hornet. And apparently always negotiated a discount for penis storage.
We have a bus driver round here who ive named ‘Bus Nazi’. He is the the bus equivalent... don’t look him in the eye.. don’t get on before he’s ready for you. Be very polite. Oh, and don’t when drunk unknowingly give him a foreign coin, unless you want a lecture!
For anyone living in Harpenden who is unsure what a 'bus' is, it is a form of public transport for those who do not own a Range Rover or Bentley.
Im not prepared to derail this thread any further with the matter. You can check @Burnsy posts on this thread in relation to it. If you want a more comical look on my second reply look no furthet than @RookeryDad posts about jt. Gotta love him for that, always makes me laugh.
You’ve already derailed the thread by mentioning penisies/penii/penises! I only came on here to discuss formations.
For those watching the game on the box, the good news is that in the QPR corner we get to listen to the punditry of Gareth Ainsworth, current Wycombe Wanderers manager and all around decent guy. The bad news is that in the Watford corner... there's no other way of saying it: it's Michael Owen.
that's the standard formation but having had a big interest in World War 2, it is a little known fact that Hitler preferred the 1-1 formation
My thoughts too. Misses out on playing in the FA cup final AND commentating on TV. Salt in the wound.
Perhaps if you had just come from Argentina or Borneo, say, you might regard the A40 as exotic. Then again, probably not.
Plural of penis is penes (pronounced peeneez), but penises is apparently acceptable nowadays. Pah ! I've just seen I've been beaten to it by RD, as is so often the case. At least I've given you the pronunciation.
I obviously wasn’t sure, hence the multiple options. I knew that this forum would provide the answer.
