Pre-Season 2018/19

Don't think they're right, and someone's already picked them up in the comments section as being wrong. Couldn't see anyone who looks like him:

 

Walter was always lurking with the benson and hedges.

 

If he's not a bloke with sunglasses and a beard he wasn't there.

 

Excitement about our new, cool signing Masina tempered by the first photograph of him in Holebas 'fright' shorts and a Bepe Sannino T-shirt.

 

Nonsense!
You couldn't get a moped in that bedroom let alone a four door vehicle!

 

Good to see Doucs back in training, looking sharp

 

I didn’t spot Okaka in the video.

 

The most obvious link between WFC & Boro is Adam Johnson.

Has he become a criminal mastermind whilst in chokey?

 

Apart from the lads on Passport Control, how would anyone know?

 

Well, I was about to note that the bed looks the size of a tennis court.

 

A (slightly modified) pen holder grip.

You can hit the ball only with the forehand.

Demands a somewhat supple wrist.

East coast orn is our expert in this terrain.

 

He’ll be learning about the different colours of fire extinguishers by tomorrow lunchtime.

 

Sudden feeling of loss for Kechi Anya.

Always first back for training.

 

Definitely a pick from Holebas’ clothing line

 

If they think Marreh is the guy walking to the ground with Doucoure, that guy is actually Lukebakio

 

Lukebakio is a myth and only really exists in monetary terms in a **** Belgian agents yearly tax returns.

 

I had hoped Troy might have learned something from last season, but no he proudly posts getting wasted with his mates daily on instagram over the last week then comes back the size of mr blobby once again

 

The all new Issac success needs to take him under his wing.

 

Oh come on. It was the man’s birthday last week. I saw the pictures/videos and there wasn’t one with him holding or drinking any alcohol, despite his surroundings. I’m sure any and all social activities done the week before returning we’re given the okay by the club.

Troy has let himself down with his antics last season. But it’s unfair to condemn the man based on no evidence, one day into pre-season.

 

Is he under the impression that Ssssilva is still here?

Maybe hasn't caught on his emails.

 

Are we blithely assuming this is at L Colney?

The colours might suggest he has popped 'Next Door'.

Worrying if true, etc.

 

Are 'Hey F*ckface' our new sponsors?

 

There were clear images on instagram with a bottle in his hand and either rat arsed or making a decent pretence at it

The shots of him back in training show a portly figure

If it waddles like a duck, quacks like a duck... it's probably a duck

 

Can you find these for me?

 

Half expecting new Isaac to arrive in monk robes after his summer of self discovery.

 

Instagram stories doesn’t work that way

 

That Nigerian smart casual look would be a wow.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...l-Nigeria-team-mates-set-World-Cup-style.html

 

Could they be archived?

No idea what I'm talking about but heard a millennial say this recently.

 

After 24 hours

 

So you don’t?

 

Do I download and keep people's Instagram pictures so they can be discussed on here do you mean? Nope. I'm not that sad.

 

Deeney looking about 18 stone and not short of a few chins on the clubs Instagram.

 

Seems like a few just have a vendetta to me? When he’s good, praise him. When he’s terrible, pan him. But when he’s literally been back a day and in the same boat as everyone else...

 

Exactly. And the boat is now infinitely safer with the patented Deeney flotation aid aboard.