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  1. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    'doubting thomas'... in Slovenian!

    There's loads of nejeverni Tomaž's on this board :biggrin:
  2. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    hey :) just dont tell me you one of them too :p
  3. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    No :) I'm from Ljubljana (capital of Slovenia ~ that little country in Europe you never heard of :p)
  4. snowylad

    snowylad On loan from Udinese

    Welcome to the boards Renata,

    Seeing as you are hoping to come to England in September we cordially invite you to join us at The Vic to enjoy the delights on watching our beloved 'Orns in action while you're here.
  5. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    Thx snowy :) will keep that in my mind :sign16:
  6. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Good morning and greetings to all and one on this fine beautiful Wednesday morning - a delightful journey to work in the warmth of the sunbeams shining brightly over London from East to West. The girls are dressed in style and generosity that only a day of sunshine could unfold :cool:- so be it a grand day.. :sign15:

    Our dear Renata, our new forum friend - I did my pondering yesterday whilst enjoying my puh ehr tea ( a chinese tea and very yummy) - but to be quite honest was still bamboozled as to why AML -(Another Mr Lizard - who is a forum member here ) and Moogy ( you have heard mentioned before) were in the crysstal ball as detialed - no no - no one hates you - far from the truth is that - you will become a very a popular person indeed on this forum.

    So i set about my work and my betting last night leaving the mind in its tranquility and stillness to arrange the karmic forces of energy into something that a simple bear could unfold into the world of knowledge - it was not working though and as i left the train at Plaistow Station and headed for humble abode it was then that it struck.

    The message of the crystal ball became so so clear it cannot be false or wrong.

    Another Mr Lizard is and likely his/her and I only common attribute, a lover of cats - my cats that I meet in the morning and again on the way home were not out and about last night - i stop and take time to watch the cats and one in particular always comes trotting up to me for a little ear and chin tickle - the sound of a cat purring can not be beaten - one of life's wonders of the world:sign15: So the connection is that you love cats or at worst really like cats - why was moogy in the crystal ball running from you with a spade - well she reported last year her hatred for cats because they were Sh.iting in her back garden - this must be the reason for the small shovel - she was sh,it shovelling... so anyway - this is the crystal ball -it speaks the truth - yes? - i am confident in this...

    So my last thought of the evening was do you have cats or have owned cats - for that i needed my crystal ball which was at work....... so do not naswer...

    As I am back in work I will concentrate deeply into the crystal ball and tell you the answer when i find out if you have a cat(s) then i assume the cat(s) would have name(s) - if i can I will give you the initial(s) of that/those name(s) - oooh yes my crystal ball is powerful....:sign15:

    Lets see if i am right and you like/love cats.....

    My morning latte is waiting - i shall relax and look into my crystal ball - back later....

    PYA - The magical bear:biggrin:
  7. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    pya ~ im speechless :smile: eager to read your next post about what your crystal ball told ya :biggrin:

    ....and good morning to you too :sign16:
  8. simms

    simms vBookie


    Any tips on how to be cheerful and happy?
  9. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Don't read philosophy.
  10. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    when you realize there are loads of stuff that makes you happy, more than the ones which you should worry about, then just smile, it helps :sign16:

    or buy yourself a pizza and a beer and maybe that will do too :biggrin:
  11. simms

    simms vBookie

    Thing is there isnt.

    I don't like cheese and I'm too young to buy beer.:biggrin:

    Typical! :rolleyes:
  12. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    My crystal ball has been working over time and all will be revealed after I have finished a little job in the office......

    An eventful look in to the crystal ball today - was rather revealing.....:cool::biggrin::drinking: it is a shame it never reveals whether I will win the poker tournament - I suppose it is part of the energy laws of the universe that no self reward be given....

    PYA - The magical bear:sign15:
  13. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Indeedy the crystal ball worked hard this fine sunny day - the energy from the universal bliss was all prevailing as the sun shone through the tinted windows of the magical bear's office...

    Looking into the crystal ball - the various shapes and colours mingled and faded and then created an extremely vivid picture...

    In this picture I see the face of your avator and hands making a chopping or maybe a cutting action - with great enthusiam this gesturing is taking place but then all of a sudden appeared falling postage stamps and evelopes with addresses, which were unreadable but indeed were letters and the stamps magically fell into place upon them. Still you Renata, were actioning chopping or cutting motions with your hand ( no boys and girls, it wasn't the winker sign like in my avator).

    The stamped letters - what did this mean and why were you chopping at me.....

    Well i went and had my lunch in my normal place -had a very yummy vegan lasagne, vegan mock meat pie in black sauce and some roasted potato in yellow bean sauce - very yummy. As i was cutting into the roasted spuds I thought about the cutting or chopping signs and the letters - then i realised that maybe you were telling me to cut something, but what? It didn't take long for it to dawn on me that the letters were a sign - cut the letters, chop the letters - but what of?

    On returning to my office the crystal ball was there on the table and like some magician making a rabbit appear form under a hat - there appeared a bear inside the crystal ball -A magnificant creature - pure white, Polar and he was nodding at me - "The magical bear " i whispered to the crystal ball several times. Chop, letters magical bear - so where do i chop. ?

    Just as i was thinking about this a tune came into my head, from the 'Sound of Music' I could see Julie Andrews and her bellowing out -" lets start at the very beginning, a very good place to start".... so with that i chopped of the letters from Magical Bear - and leaves me the initials of at least two cats.... there were no other clues in the crystal ball so i am predicting our new friend Renata has two cats with these initials.... M and B

    I can hear them purring.... from London:cool:

    Off to play poker tonight -I wonder how my luck will be?

    PYA - the very Magical Bear - yes?
  14. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Surreal thread.
  15. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    ok from where do you know me lol ??? where did you find that info?? who told ya my cats are Buch and Miki ???

    you're good, enjoying you :smile:

    p.s. ~ i hope you win at poker :sign16:
  16. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    So my crystal ball was accurate - good.:drinking:

    I do not know you, i do not know anyone who knows you, we have never met -I am a magical bear....:sign15:

    My cards are waiting for me so must leave for the casino - I shall take your hope with me tonight and see how it works - like my crystal ball I hope....

    Think of the bear and he will win - lets see your power of thought and action....

    Have a good evening Renata - Reborn :happy1:
  17. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Good morning all - the magic bear is up bright and early though did have quite a late night - as Myself and Hope travelled down to South Kensington, an air of confidence and good vibrations filled every move and action. Even the waitress in Starbucks on the way to the casino, bounced up at me to serve as she had been squatting on the floor, for what reason i do not know - maybe she was breaking wind - but a friendly girl all the same.

    A fine greeting of warmth and welcome at the reception kept my spirits high. My brother was sitting having a cup of tea in the reception area along with a friend who plays regularly. The poker room was quiet, not many players in and that was good news as the casino guarantee £1,000 prize money but didn't recover the amount as 21 playeys ended up as the final count.

    The tournament started - I was sat on table one away from my brother but alongside this friend - first hand i am Big blind at 50, SB 25 - i have k, 9 off suit. I gave a wry smile as I thought what would our new found friend Renata do, fold, call raise? I didn't have the crystal ball for these answers - so this friend is the first to make action and raises to 300 ( the stack of chips is 6,000) a fair size bet. He was called by another regular - all folded as I did. The flop came q,j,10 rainbow ( lol at the magical bear folding k,9) - the friend bets 1,700 and is called - the turn came a 3 I think ( a rogue card) - the friend bets 2,200 and is called - the river card was a King - the friend throws all his chips in -all in and is called instantly - lol at the freind - pocket 9's against - first hand pocket aces - wow goodnight friend - 1 down 20 to go....:biggrin:

    I had two good hands one of pocket kings and hit the king on the flop and made a few thousand chips - then had a,10 and the flop was 3 7 10, had a caller for 1200 then an ace on the turn i bet 2200 and he called and then a nothing card - i went all in and he called - took all his chips and doubled up to about 14k stack -

    Poodled along playing quite tight and players were dropping left, right and centre... The break came after the third level...

    12 players left at the restart - soon was down to 9 and the final table - I had by then 33k chip stack out of 126k so was very healthy - as the smaller chip stacks got knocked out there were 5 left - prize money 1st £525, 2nd £285 3rd £190... then some nonsence play from one of the regulars as he was bored and wanted to play in the cash game - he got knocked out:biggrin: and on that with all 4 players left including me and roughly equal chip stacks I said lets chop the £1,000 equally and have an early night - it was 11.45pm - they agreed, Mark the dealer congratulated us all -i gave him a tip for the dealers ( quote " as OMR would say, don't forget the dealers") and with that I was home by 1am...

    Thought power and positive energy from Slovenia - or just coincidence ?- i think the thought power and positive energy -thanks Renata - I owe you a beer:cool:

    pya - the magical bear.
  18. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    Very good to hear that :smile:

    i would fold K9o on a raise, would be sorry after flop, but happy again after river :p

    i did have you in mind yesterday but i think you very good player and you won cuz of yourself, but i wont mind the beer tho :biggrin:

    have fun, laters :sign16:
  19. simms

    simms vBookie

    I see on your profile you like singing.

    What type of music do you sing?
  20. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    everything it goes... english songs, ex yu, romanian, bulgarian, hindi... every song i like i sing too (when i learn the lyrics) :p (just not slovenian songs, we dont have good music)

    i like to sing every type of music ~ most pop, balcan, rock
    wouldnt know how to sing techno cuz there's just music ;)

    im not a real singer, i dont wanna be, i just love to sing to my family and my friends and the most, when im having a shower lol :sign16:

    you like to sing too? :)
  21. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    I think PYA is out Perry.
  22. Spud

    Spud Squad Player

    Newest user is for girls. Newest abuser is for men.
  23. simms

    simms vBookie

    Not particularly, I was just wondering :biggrin:
  24. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    i wonder how long it will be before pya and reycika get their kit off? when they do admin, please close the thread
  25. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Somehow I still think it is Paddy speaking to himself, the language used by Reyika is too much like Paddy and the image has been lifted from one of those online dating sites.
  26. simms

    simms vBookie

    An anagram of reycika id icy rake?

  27. hectic_freeze

    hectic_freeze Reservist

    Also an anagram of Icky Ear. Conclusive proof of a conspiracy
  28. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    ok im reycika or you can call me just rey or renata :)

    hahaha paddy did warn me about this lol some of you think that im him hahaha :biggrin: you are funny guys VERY MUCH...

    so what do i have to do for you to start believing me? should i upload my slovenian passport?

    and no, its not the picture from the dating service, my avatar has been made by my friend on other forum, so i use it..

    again......... HAHAHA you ppl!!
  29. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    Oh, and good morning all!! :)

    where is paddy?? i miss him, cuz he's the only one who believes im real :p
  30. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    im sorry i didnt understand this... what will we get off??

    p.s. ~ i dont speak perfect english so i didnt understand that :redface:
    did you mean once you find out, we're one and the same person?? LOL, you know you never gonna find that out, cuz its impossible for us to be the same person :) :sign16:

    i already told ya, i found this forum by accident and now decided to stay here and give you doubts about who the fck am i for real haha :biggrin:
  31. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    reycika, i believe you don't worry.

    Having not mentioned food, the Russo Scoum Caunts or the possiblity of a pre season tour of Slovakia once there is no way that you could be one or the same person.

    As a matter of interest what sort of food do you enjoy ?
  32. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    Thx for believing me Smile :)

    i enjoy in everything that is cooked ~ well almost :)

    but lately there is always grill or pizza on my menu :redface: cant remember when was the last time i ate vegetable or anything healthy...

    i kinda miss my mom cuz she always made some good lunch and dinner but i dont live with my folks anymore since i was 18 so i have to take care of my meal myself and you know the fastest way is to order pizza and i dont need to wash dishes after that :) yup, i can be lazy too :p
  33. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Do you like Chinky take aways.
  34. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    oh i forgot.... i will take that as a compliment, cuz i very much like paddy's posts :sign16:
  35. reycika

    reycika Academy Graduate

    what is that???

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