Official status updatethread

Graham Taylor - Stepped down
Bas - Ousted
Affleck - Possibly ITK, more likely jammy
Sir Elton of John - Gay
Italian investors - Invested
Murray - still here
Mapps - still here
Tommy Smith - not here
Walcott - Wages
Calum Calumny - unsigned
The salad brothers - not here
Homer - not here
East stand - not completed
SW corner - not completed
Pitch - Greenish
Luton - Who?
Watford - Championship
Number of Doyley goals - 1
SD - Unemployed
MM - Traitor
Zola - Not official
Brendan Rodgers Integrity - Non existant
Watford Boring - Never! lol
Spiney Norman - following admin / not chairman
Pub - Boycotted

 

Updated!