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  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Official status update thread

    Please only reply to update status

    For those who only occasionally dip into the forum to keep track of things

    Graham Taylor - Stepped down
    Bas - Still here
    Chairman - interim
    Affleck - not discredited
    Sir Elton of John - has not severed ties from club
    Italian investors - not here
    Murray - still here
    Mapps - still here
    Tommy Smith - not signed FML
    Walcott - Wages
    Calum Calumny - unsigned
    The salad brothers - not here
    Homer - not here
    East stand - not completed
    SW corner - not completed
    Pitch - being laid
    L*&%n - non-league
    Watford - Championship
    Number of Doyley goals - 1
    Sean's voice - gruff
    Sean's beard - ginger
    MM - Traitor
    England's chances in Euros - 0%
    Brendan Rodgers Integrity - Back in the gutter where we are used to it being
    Watford Boring - Never! lol
    Identity of Angelos - possible Lawyer of BBB
    Spiney Norman - following admin / not chairman

    Daily update complete!

    Someone else will have to update over the weekend as I am going to Italy - To finalise a deal
    HM updated 01/06/12
     
    Last edited: May 31, 2012
    Cthulhu, May 30, 2012
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  2. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    Pitch - getting laid at this precise moment. Lucky bleeder.
     
    oxhey67, May 30, 2012
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  3. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Boring - Never! lol
     
    IRB, May 30, 2012
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  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Stickied.

    You realise that you're going to have to keep this updated now don't you.:sign13:
     
    hornmeister, May 30, 2012
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  5. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    admin is still bald and infertile
     
    magyarorszag, May 30, 2012
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  6. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Trust me, infertile is great. No more kids FACT!
     
    Defunct, May 30, 2012
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  7. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Hadn't thought of that but happy too
     
    Cthulhu, May 30, 2012
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  8. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I demand Spiny Norman's status be considered and followed. And whether Callum Calumny has signed.
     
    GoingDown, May 30, 2012
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  9. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    Tommy smith signed yet?
     
    ForzaWatford, May 30, 2012
    #9
  10. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    Brendan Rodgers: Integrity intact
     
    Defunct, May 30, 2012
    #10
  11. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Graham Taylor - Stepped down
    Bas - Still here
    Chairman - interim
    Affleck - not discredited
    Sir Elton of John - has not severed ties from club
    Italian investors - not here
    Murray - still here
    Mapps - still here
    Tommy Smith - not signed FML
    Walcott - Wages
    Calum Calumny - unsigned
    The salad brothers - not here
    Homer - not here
    East stand - not completed
    SW corner - not completed
    Pitch -being laid
    L*&%n - non-league
    Watford - Championship
    Number of Doyley goals - 1
    Sean's voice - gruff
    Sean's beard - ginger
    MM - Traitor
    England's chances in Euros - 0%
    Brendan Rodgers - Integrity intact
    Watford Boring - Never! lol
    Identity of Angelos - possible Lawyer of BBB
    Spiney Norman - following admin / not chairman

    Daily update complete!

    Someone else will have to update over the weekend as I am going to Italy - To finalise a deal
     
    Cthulhu, May 31, 2012
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  12. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    You will always have me an JB Adders :sign16:
     
    IRB, May 31, 2012
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  13. LLST

    LLST Squad Player

    Staff - Paid (illegibly)
     
    LLST, May 31, 2012
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  14. Ghost of Barry Endean

    Ghost of Barry Endean First Team

    Can you say that again - couldn't quite make it out.
     
    Ghost of Barry Endean, May 31, 2012
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  15. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    :sign15:
     
    hornmeister, May 31, 2012
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  16. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser

    lol (larf ot lod)
     
    hollywood, May 31, 2012
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  17. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    comedy genius.....and he probably doesn't get it either!! :naughty:
     
    Hairyfrog, Jun 1, 2012
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  18. birmo

    birmo Academy Graduate

    I have met angelo..... Nice guy!
     
    birmo, Jun 2, 2012
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  19. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Yellow order / section / seating / To be confirmed.
     
    Birdydoug, Jun 2, 2012
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  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Careful, you could be sewered for liable.
     
    wfcmoog, Jun 2, 2012
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  21. Esp

    Esp Reservist

    Yellow & Red Lion - Now a community pub
    (can someone confirm this as I don't live in West Watford)
     
    Esp, Jun 2, 2012
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  22. LLST

    LLST Squad Player

    :whoosh: Not seen Ali G?
     
    LLST, Jun 3, 2012
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  23. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    So. What has changed over the weekend?

    Nothing by the looks of it
     
    Cthulhu, Jun 5, 2012
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  24. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Prince Philip slipped away from the celebrations last night, ostensibly with illness, but there are rumours on twitter that he's finalising a buyout of Watford for the Queen.

    Either way, we should hear very soon.
     
    wfcmoog, Jun 5, 2012
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  25. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    couldn't Elton just buy it without help ?
     
    With A Smile, Jun 5, 2012
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  26. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Admin has been a bit funny over the weekend, I think Spiney Norman has 'moved in' to his house.
     
    GoingDown, Jun 6, 2012
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  27. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    is that a euphemistic way of saying he has got his period?
     
    Cthulhu, Jun 6, 2012
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  28. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Nothing happening.

    It is dull day. Moog was wrong. The cake IS A LIE
     
    Cthulhu, Jun 7, 2012
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  29. SouthernHornet

    SouthernHornet Reservist

    pitch needs soil and seeds i guess is the only news
     
    SouthernHornet, Jun 7, 2012
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  30. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    Kit - officially supplied by Genesis Sports - sorry, I mean Puma. It's all Puma. Honest.
     
    oxhey67, Jun 8, 2012
    #30
  31. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Please only reply to update status

    For those who only occasionally dip into the forum to keep track of things

    Graham Taylor - Stepped down
    Bas - after "key gate" wants to sell to Pozzo
    Affleck - seems to hav been right all along ish
    Sir Elton of John - has not severed ties from club
    Italian investors - Pozzo. Udinese
    Murray - still here
    Mapps - still here
    Tommy Smith - not signed FML
    Walcott - Goal scoring super star hero
    Calum Calumny - unsigned
    The salad brothers - not here
    Homer - not here
    East stand - not completed
    SW corner - not completed
    Pitch - being laid
    L*&%n - non-league
    Watford - Championship
    Number of Doyley goals - 1
    Sean's voice - gruff
    Sean's beard - ginger
    MM - Traitor
    England's chances in Euros - slight
    Brendan Rodgers Integrity - Back in the gutter where we are used to it being
    Watford Boring - Never! lol
    Spiney Norman - following admin / not chairman
     
    Last edited: Jun 18, 2012
    Cthulhu, Jun 17, 2012
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  32. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Last 24 hours

    Watford to be taken over by the Pozzo family
    Football Fixtures announced
    Zola to be Watford's new manager
    Bassini sues SkySports.

    Just a regular day at the Vic.
     
    hornetboy1, Jun 18, 2012
    #32
  33. LLST

    LLST Squad Player

    Dyche - Unemployed. :sad1:
     
    LLST, Jun 18, 2012
    #33
  34. nascot

    nascot First Team

    On the official site it now says a sale has been agreed with the Pozzo's.
     
    nascot, Jun 18, 2012
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  35. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    hornmeister, Jun 21, 2012
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