[NOT HAPPENING] Odion Ighalo

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by hornetboy1, Nov 30, 2019.

  1. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Tough travelling economy

  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    What does that caption mean? Is he flying into the sun or something as part of some religious cult he's joined?
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  3. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Defenders have probably forgotten the scoop by now, we could get another 6 months of joy out of him until they catch on again
  4. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Only in air travel is that sort of set up considered luxury. If your budget holiday hotel was like that you’d tell them to eff right off.
  5. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    SSN saying Manchester United are considering signing him on loan.
  6. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Yes, just saw that. Slimani is another under consideration.

    That’s amazing really, that a club like United can only attract this sort of player.

    They are really going downhill as a club these days.

    I obviously have a fondness for Iggy but not sure he’d be a solution for us, even in our position. Certainly would not want Slimani at Watford.
  7. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun Reservist

    He's just happy to get out of the coronavirus zone I imagine
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  8. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    On the other hand, economy air travel is what American courts would deem cruel and unusual punishment.
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  9. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    All we need now is Barcelona to sign Matej Vydra and our work here is done.
  10. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    That would be hilarious.
  11. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    In all seriousness, I know he lost the plot with us, but I would rather see him on the bench than Gray.

    Edit: in fact, thinking about it, we should send Gray out on loan to Leeds and loan in Iggy.
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  12. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    I'd rather see Peter Kay on the bench than Andre Gray
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  13. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Depends which Iggy you're talking about.

    In form Iggy was sensational.

    Normal form Iggy was just as much of a passenger as Gray is. I suppose the argument can be made that Iggy is superior through virtue of the fact he actually CAN be in form and carry the team, but I don't think he'll ever recover the form he showed in his purple patch for us. He was playing at a level he'll never see again.

    I think the most respectful thing we can do for Iggy is never make any attempt to bring him back in. I think most of us remember him fondly despite his limitations, and it would be a shame to tarnish that by bringing him back for an inevitably disappointing 2nd stint with the 'orns. There's no doubt in my mind that he was the main reason why we stayed up in our first season back in the Prem.
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  14. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    The worst version of Ighalo is on a different level to the best version of Andre Gray.
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  15. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    I have to agree with Arakel on this one, the worst version of Ighalo was just as useless as the typical Andre Gray, he got so immobile that he would never even touch the ball, at least Gray still gets involved even if he does then give the ball away 80% of the time.
  16. I'd rather see a bench on the bench than Andre Gray
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  17. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    When I first got married I had two benches either side of a table £50 in solid pine from MFI
  18. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    I didn't know that it was possible to marry furniture.
  19. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Someone married a lettuce once I believe!
  20. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    I bet the ceremony was very romaintic.
  21. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Of cos it was
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  22. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    Perfectly acceptable - often sold with a pre pack divorce
  23. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    I bet it's still couched in legalese.
  24. rochdale away

    rochdale away Reservist

    depends on what's on the table
  25. rochdale away

    rochdale away Reservist

    If you married a bed and someone else slept on it, would that be adultery?
  26. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    Good question.

    And if you were a man and wanted a King-sized bed would it count as a same-sex partnership?!
  27. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    That's a little gem!
  28. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    On honeymoon she turned out to be a wet lettuce...

    Lots of people marry fruit and veg. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
  29. sdc_watford

    sdc_watford First Year Pro

    How many Carrots was the ring, bet it was a little gem.
  30. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    And that's what he said on the wedding night.
  31. Bitches.
  32. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    I am not a lawyer, but i think you would have to have been found a sleep in it and not simply on it, for adultery charges to be proven
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  33. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Classic Watford Forms thread, this one. No mention of its subject since Saturday morning. Keep it up, people.
  34. I'd guess he's a cheddar man.
  35. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Spurs had a 6 month loan bid rejected for him.

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