Middle age/OAP firm

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the top boy him self speaks

 

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Word is spreading fast.

I received a letter this morning from the Kensington and Chelsea police constabulary.

Dear Sir,

It has come to our attention that there is a planned meet between the WIMPS firm and the Chelsea OAP's which has been arranged for the Chelsea flower show.

It is our job to ensure the smooth running and security of the flower show and as such, we the police have informed London Underground to stop all escalators and lifts at all stations located within 2 miles of the flower show.

Our top experts and professor's of old age have confirmed that by making the only available exits, stairways, it is believed by the time you reach ground level you will all be ready for a nice cup of cocoa and an afternoon nap.

Meals on wheels will be available outside several of the stations with seating accomodation and disabilty area for your benefit.

If you require any further informtaion regarding the above please contact:

Chief Super Indecent
Pervy Plod
Kesington and Chelsea Police Station
West London

 

They've overstepped the mark IMO. All they had to do was close all toilets.

 

Oh god! with all those water features in the show gardens.

 

rubbish, what is good about that.

 

Couple of new recruits to the WIMPS foreign branch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMtW4BnuN3k

 

Sign 'em up

 

Due to the nature of the meet at Chelsea flower shows the plans are as follows:
1) - 7am - wake up to the alarm clock ( remember to keep hearing aids in over night)
2) - Wear glasses overnight so on waking up to said alarm call one can see said alarm to turn it of.
3) - 7.10am - put right slipper on
4) - 7.25 am - put left slipper on.

the slippers of course can be put on first with left and second the right, but allow a further 10 minutes for confusion and accidents.

5) - 7.35 latest go to kitchen and make a nice cup of tea. While kettle brews, go for pee and carp.
6) - 7.55 leave watford mug in sink and go get dressed.
7) - 8.15 on return to bedroom get dressed.
8) - 8.16 if required have a ten minute rest, its been a busy start to the day.
9) - 11.00am - wake up
10) - 11.05 go have another pee and carp if rquired.

ok i would write down 11) - but i cannot remember what I am writing about.

 

I miss Pads

Age has now tipped me over the edge and I'm more eligible than not now.

 

I'm in!! Do we play Crown Green Bowls?

 

He still attends most matches. I was with him at both the semi final and final. Just doesn't bother with forums now!

 

Why not both?

 

I'm calling it, PYA is Clive Of The Kremlin, same kind of writing style.

 

There's a lot of trolls of people out there. Some are bloody surprising. PYA & CotK are however different people.

 

How many real people post?

40-50?

A couple of dozen?

1!

 

6 and 4 of them are moog

 

Are you able to tell if certain log ins are the same people?

 

We can tell all sorts. We can also access your webcam.

Put some clothes on please.

 

No.

 

Are Moose & ZZ the same person?

 

yes we are

 

I don't have any trolls but 8 different people log in as me.

Most of them are bellends

 

FTFY

 

I'm on the writing team for the Keighley character.

Going well & looking at his own spin off forum.

Stay tuned!

 

You must have a team of script writers to be be able to output 24 hour posting! Possibly a whole a Russian troll farm

 

Russians do struggle with nuance in English. As they have a completely different verb structure, one can always hear that they are from somewhere else.

The best are Indians &, particularly, Filipinos.

Quick learners, & empathetic.

Whole correspondences on Pietersen, the 1881 & the return of the Gold Standard have been seamlessly continued through the good offices of the Manila Crew.

 

Just heard that the studio is super interested!

They love the whole proposition exactly as it is.

Maybe slightly less of the Bristol thing, so it’s LA.

Law is kinda cool but kinda dull. So a doctor.

And they were crazy for SCCC.

Except it’s now the Dodgers.

Clooney as #1 choice.

Otherwise, the new English guy, Kelso, could be cool.

That escalated rapidly!

 

Filipinos are remarkably linguistic. There are 10 million overseas Filipino workers all over the world and they all to a man, or lady, learn the local language in weeks.

The one anomaly is there is no he/she difference in their own language so very often they get mixed up.