Middle age/OAP firm

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by PaddingtonsYellowArmy, Feb 26, 2007.

  1. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    If you are over 45, going thin on top, starting to walk with a limp, pish too often, break wind constantly, feel the winter chill in March and April why don't you join up to the official
    Watford fc Middleage/OAP firm.

    The group will be known as
    Watford's
    Independent
    Middleaged
    Past it
    Society
     
  2. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Can I be in your gang
     
  3. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    :]]:]]

    arthurs found his correct firm ;)
     
  4. Arthur Daley

    Arthur Daley Guest

  5. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Ur not over 45!! Shall add you to - new recruit list years to go 3.
     
  6. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Their the one's AD - get an army of walking sticks and zimmer frames -

    CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
     
  7. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    Watford Limping servise, limping away faster than the other firms and limp :]]:]]
     
  8. Arthur Daley

    Arthur Daley Guest

  9. Arthur Daley

    Arthur Daley Guest

    said the leader of w y f
     
  10. Rookery_'Orn!

    Rookery_'Orn! Squad Player

    wyf?
     
  11. spikey_hornet

    spikey_hornet First Year Pro

    would this be you? :rolleyes:


    [​IMG]
     
  12. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc Squad Player

    never!
    the gardening firm is much better. THE best frim out there
     
  13. orn2000

    orn2000 Reservist

    the gardening firm?? i heard somewhere that there were no current firms at watford?? how come firms like luton MIGS still run?? yet DDF seems pretty distant.
     
  14. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

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    There you go lads, keep it clean though, only steal from those of your own age!
     
  15. afanof

    afanof First Team

    I'm a WIMP (although I don't fulfill ALL the criteria).:cool:
     
  16. ryan_wfc

    ryan_wfc Reservist

    the garnding firms a joke mate
     
  17. davidnewtonwfc

    davidnewtonwfc Reservist

    Ok, I'm 25 years too young BUT

    I fulful the following criteria:

    Thin on Top
    Walk with a limp
    Pish too often
    Break wind constantly

    Therefore can I go on a 10/15 year waiting list?
     
  18. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Looks promising :eek:
     
  19. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    With a CV like that i'm sure they could fastrack your application.
     
  20. Berkohorn

    Berkohorn Reservist

    Paddy,

    Count me in BUT

    I only walk with a limp when the twins are around.

    Pish too often mainly when it's late kick offs. Younger fans are also this way afflicted on coaches to Leicester

    Break wind generally after eating the burgers around the ground or when watching Jordan doing one of his bicycle kick clearances.
     
  21. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    OK fellow gangsters - the first WIMPS meeting is arranged for between 10am and 6pm depending on how long it takes members to get dressed, washed, shyte and shave and will be held in the -

    dining area
    WIMPEY
    High Street
    Southgate
    London

    Don't know what date yet as I am forgetting what we are talking about. It's raining and the dogs got flees.
     
  22. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Sounds interesting. What are the WIMPS? I'm off for a nap. Tell me when I wake up. :sleeping:
     
  23. Berkohorn

    Berkohorn Reservist

    Any thoughts on the Wimps uniform?

    [​IMG]
     
  24. afanof

    afanof First Team

    Found some wheels for the firm (infirm).

    [​IMG]
     
  25. afanof

    afanof First Team

    I think you better had, then you can tell us whether we enjoyed ourselves or not.
     
  26. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Our first bit of action, has been organised - we are going down to do the Chelsea.


    The plan is to stamp on all their flowers when the show starts and we may even get on tv - if any of the chelsea old boys/pensioners give you gib, wave a cucumber at them in a threatening manner siinging "I've got a bigger one than you", or if you can't remember those words, just wave the cucumber threateningly.

    We make a hasty retreat via zimmer frames and walking sticks which will be obtained for us by our very own Arther Daley ( i understand he's in the know for buying and selling).

    Its still raining and the cat has caught the dogs flees now and the cat is stuck in the mug of horlicks and is burning its nuts off. I am speadily trying to help the cat, but the wheelchair isn't plugged in and the battery's are flat. My slippers are full of dog shyte too. Its great being old.
     
  27. Berkohorn

    Berkohorn Reservist

    :]] :]] :]]
     
  28. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Look this just isn't fair, I am too old for the WYF and to young for the WIMPS, I have no Firm to join, so I will start my own Firm which I might inform will be very exclusive, infact super exclusive. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it. :rant:
     
  29. Arthur Daley

    Arthur Daley Guest

    birdys crew could be wsf:]]:]]:]]:]]
     
  30. ryan_wfc

    ryan_wfc Reservist

    i have a feelin the w.y.f may lose there rank as watfords top lads very soon
     
  31. mean

    mean Reservist

    I wouldn't complain if i was too young for the WYF. I only seem to qualify for one of the criteria.
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2007
  32. Arthur Daley

    Arthur Daley Guest

    watford scottish front

    [​IMG] birdy has a firm now:]]:]]:]]:]]
     
  33. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    I like that a lot
     
  34. ryan_wfc

    ryan_wfc Reservist

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    luton away
     
  35. Arthur Daley

    Arthur Daley Guest

    u what some.. come on then

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