[NOT HAPPENING] Maxwell Cornet

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by hornetboy1, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Maxwell Cornet
    Is a hornet
    He’s coming down the stairs
     
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  2. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    He never gets
    just single goals
    But always scores in pairs.
     
  3. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

    Too much brass. Gino is far too flugel for that.
     
  4. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He will need support and encouragement or he's likely to top himself
     
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  6. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Come on you horn !
     
  7. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    He will be the boogie-woogie bugle boy of Vicarage Road
     
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  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Sauce?
     
  9. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Was that Joy,Babs and Teddy or The Andrews Sisters or both?
     
  10. He looks good in shorts
    trackies, string vest and 501s
    Even Lionel Blairs
     
  11. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    That could be his chant, or possibly "Come on the Horn", awaiting toilet humour comments :D
     
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  12. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Probably both, definitely andrews. Bette Midler did a good version too.
     
  13. Goldenorn

    Goldenorn Academy Graduate

    Maybe bring the best out of Success though
     
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  14. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    "Cum on your horns" was a popular (but risque) late 60s chant especially from our away following.
     
  15. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I’ve heard the deal swings on him getting his favourite shirt number ....99.
     
  16. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Bang bang Maxwells Silver Cornert
    Came down Upon his head .
     
  17. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

  18. Muggins_77

    Muggins_77 Academy Graduate

  19. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

  20. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Nah you're mistaken, when you heard Deeney was seen at a burger van with a cornet it was referring to one of these:

    [​IMG]
     
  21. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

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  22. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    According to L'Equipe, Cornet doesn't fancy WFC as 'a project' despite us throwing money & guaranteed more minutes on the pitch than he's currently getting. The second part, I wonder, is dependent on Pereyra moving?

    Are we now in a position to go for bigger/better targets but aren't necessarily attractive enough to them for them to come here?
     
  23. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I think there’s more chance of Gray moving that Pereyra this month.

    We have some overseas spaces in the squad so could very well be no one moving as well.
     
  24. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee Reservist

    Cornet probably believes (probably correctly) that there's a club in Europe that is already in the Champions League that can also offer him more minutes.
     
  25. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Has he just got that from other sites and just a bit late with the news?
     
  26. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Sounds like that to me but normally seems to know what's going on
     
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  27. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    Not so sure that Cornet is in the top bracket of players. Very good but not consistent enough to be great. Nobody thought we could get players like Pereyra or Del Boy. But as a premier league club, close to London and cash rich means we can attract talent. Not every player will want to join but don't underestimate Pozzo power. As we speak Kim is probably crated up in the hold of a tramp steamer traversing the South China Sea!
     
  28. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Trumpet involuntary?
     
  29. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Adam Leventhal does seem to have contacts that give good info so inclined to believe him over others
     
  30. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

  31. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

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  32. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    If he doesn't want to join, then he sounds like a right **** and I don't want him.
     
  33. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Looking forward to us not signing this guy.
     
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  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    The days of Gueds & the Pozzo private jet now seem long ago.
     
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  35. With a recording of Holebas saying "I didn't know I had signed for them either, but...." on repeat.
     
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