[REPORTED] Maxwell Cornet

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by hornetboy1, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team

    But he’s absolute shyte. I know this because WFC fans watched him for five minutes and were satisfied they’d seen enough.
     
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  2. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Has to be shirt number 99.
     
  3. Tommy Smith.
     
  4. Goldenorn

    Goldenorn Academy Graduate

    The fact he can’t get in the lyon starting 11 doesn’t mean much, he’s behind Depay who has been unbelievable this season and Fekir who was supposed to be going to Liverpool for a ridiculous fee in the summer.
    Bit of a different situation then he would have at Watford.
     
  5. Carpster

    Carpster Reservist

    Exactly Which would be beneficial to Watford if in fact we are trying to sign him.
     
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  6. CYHSYF

    CYHSYF Academy Graduate

    It was Gareth Hunt that used to shake the beans in a suggestive manner I think - for a while me and mates would refer to people as a 'Gareth' instead of a wanka
     
  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    People, we've screwed this up royally.

    Sharon & Gareth were the Gold Blend couple.

    Gold as in Golden Boys!

    You can virtually see the sexual tension in this one:

     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Palarse fans don’t call ******* Gareth.

    Quite unfairly.
     
  9. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    'Maxwel Corneto.. just wait & see..
    he's not from France, or Italy.
    He's from, the Ivory Coast..
    Maxwel Corneto.. watch him score 3!'


     
  10. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    Please let this have legs. Whilst I think we have good depth up front (Quality can be argued in some cases) this would be an outstanding signing.
     
  11. HarryTheHornet

    HarryTheHornet Academy Graduate

    Rumour has it we ain't recruiting this month although he does look decent
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    If we are interested, now it's public, he will go to Muff for £5m more than we offer.
     
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  13. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    He's playing for Lyon right now. Came on as a second half sub for Fekir. Currently they're losing 1-0 at home.
     
  14. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    I've checked and he has absolutely zero English heritage. No chance Muff would be interested.
     
  15. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Surely number 1 so that we can sing ‘just one cornetto’
     
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  16. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk Squad Player

    Like hb1, I’ve never seen him play either, but he’d be our best player by miles
     
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  17. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee First Year Pro

    Not true.

    In WWII Britain invaded and took the place (Ivory Coast) over from the Vichy government. If we were Chelsea or Arsenal no doubt that'd be good enough to make him home grown.
     
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  18. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Speak for yourself. I've been watching him since his debut for FC Metz U19.
     
  19. Goldenorn

    Goldenorn Academy Graduate

    Couldn’t agree more
    I think he would be an excellent addition, pereyra has quality on the left but we lack someone who can offer that pace and drive on that side. (Minus penaranda but feel he will take a while to get going, Woking was his first competitive game in 12 months and you could hardly call it competitive)
    Could also argue it would be more suitable to move deulofeu outwide and play this guy through the middle.
    He is also a player that has potential to be worth double his price tag in a few years
     
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  20. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    He picked up a serious injury in his last game for Lyon. Crushed nuts apparently
     
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  21. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    That’s not Gareth Hunt. Or am I being whooshed?
     
  22. boooo.
     
  23. Moose

    Moose First Team

    An injury like that is no big deal. Over a career he’ll pick up hundreds and thousands.
     
  24. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Psychologically it may be. His confidence will be wafer thin.
     
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  25. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    I believe you are correct keighley. That's Anthony Head, latterly of Buffy and Little Britain fame. Gareth Hunt was the previous Nescafe bloke.. with Diane Keen and Una Stubbs and no sexual tension.

    "we've screwed this up royally"
     
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  26. Looks like they did the right thing in taking that useless fekir off - ended up a 1-1 draw.
     
  27. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Nah mate (ad from 5'20''):

    I'd love to meet the "genius" at C4 who made the decision to wipe all of the "Who Dares Wins" tapes.
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Sounds a bit flakey to me.
     
  29. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    Got to be shirt number 99 if we do sign him.
     
  30. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk Squad Player

    Bet ya have...
     
  31. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Ah.

    Imperially, mabe.
     
  32. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I did that once, ice creamed
     
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  33. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo First Year Pro

    It'll be nice to see Deeney keep someone else out of the team, but surely we could find someone less expensive?.
     
  34. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Is he a right winger? Our right wingers are ****ing terrible, so I hope so.
     
  35. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    He's a right winger first and foremost who can play striker.
     

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