[SIGNED perm] Ken Sema

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Carpster, Jul 4, 2018.

  1. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    *stersund and Watford agree
    The clubs agree on the limits for a transfer sum and at the moment Sema is at Arlanda with its agent Patrick M*rk to fly to London. There he will go through the mandatory medical examination and may be presented by the end of the week if everything goes as planned.

    Watford made this year clear with IFK G*teborg goalkeeper Pontus Dahlberg, who will join the club this summer. Watford finished 14th in Premier League last season and kicked the coach Marco Silva and replaced him with Javi Garcia.
     
  2. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

  3. NorwegianOrn

    NorwegianOrn Academy Graduate

    Prefer his brother, Ben Sema.
     
  4. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    His agent is Mork.

    What else is there to say (other than 'Nanu Nanu' & 'Shazbot'.)

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  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Glad Gino kicked Sssilva.
     
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  6. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Prefer Doucoure.
     
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  7. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Ken Sema, who got the keys to my bema,
    Who am I? No-one knows, mate, never heard of you.
     
  8. NemoNemo

    NemoNemo Reservist

    Scored a really good goal against Arsenal. Will help to maintain our yearly Arsenal hoodoo
     
  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Wonder why he didn't make the WC squad ?
    "Surest sign yet that Doucoure is on his way" (added purely for Lizard)
     
  10. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Isn’t ‘Ken Sema’ Borat for ‘hello’?
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Ken Sema, Sema,
    Whatever will be will be
    We’re going to Wember-lee,
    Ken Sema, Sema.
     
  12. kenbolka

    kenbolka Academy Graduate



    as they go the highlights video looks pretty impressive albeit against clubs in the Swedish division.
     
  13. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    It's Ken, Ken Sema
    Leaving the Swedes all alone
    It's Ken, Ken Sema
    He's an 'Orn.
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Remember me?
    I'm the one who had your babies
    Remember me?
    I'm the one who had your babies

    Remember me?
    I'm the one who had your babies
    Remember me?
    I'm the one who had your babies

    Kenkenkenkenkenken ken ken
    kenkenken kenkenken ken ken ken ken

    Sema

     
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  15. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    The first goal in that vid is against Arsenal in the Europa League, running passed Bellerin...



    I doubt this guy will be very expensive, looks like competition for Richie. 5 assists in 11 games already in the Swedish league this season (which started in April), which is decent, and he'll be up to speed already.

    Seems bonkers though that we're still overloading ourselves with midfielders while CB and ST seem so poor.
     
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  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    "Ken Sema, no way Vida
    How I'm gonna live without your love
    if ever you should go."

     
  17. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    All that we want
    Is Kenneth Sema
    He's gone tomorrow
    But all that we want
    Is Kenneth Sema





    Woah-oh.
     
  18. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Top tune. But does Clive approve?
     
  19. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    My brother used to sing,to their first hit 'Cuba,you know I'm not my aunty'.
    I'm not quite sure why!
     
  20. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

  21. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Looks direct and quick. As others have said will provide Charlie with some much needed competition on the left flank.
     
  22. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    I lied. The more tenuous they are they are not better.
     
  23. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Oh, I see her face everywhere I go
    On the street and even at the picture show
    Ken Sema?
    Tell me Ken Sema?

    Oh, ba bomp, ba ba bomp, ba ba bomp, ba ba bomp, ba ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba ba,

    Ken Sema?
    Tell me Ken Sema?
     
  24. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Suppose that means Isaac Success is off again
     
  25. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Aged 24? He looks 40 if he's a day..


    Fotboll-Sema_Ken.jpg
     
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  26. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Sema in me pants an ting
    Sema in me halter back
    Sema give you heart attack
    Give me little bass, make me win' up me waist
    Uptown top ranKen.
     
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  27. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Swedish Roger Miller.
     
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  28. fan

    fan slow toaster

    Well I've heard there was a secret orn
    That Javi played and it pleased the Lord
    But you don't really care for Watford, do you?
    We'll start like this:
    from fourth, to fifth, before finishing in seventeenth
    The baffled pozzo loaning out ken sema
    ken sema
    ken sema
    ken sema
    ken sema
     
  29. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Dale a tu cuerpo alegría my Ken Sema
    Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría why cosa buena
    Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, my Ken Sema
    Heyyyyy my Ken Sema
     
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  30. Aymondo

    Aymondo First Year Pro

    Give success a chance on the wings.
     
  31. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Ken of the Road?
     
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  32. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Outstanding.
     
  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Also outstanding.

    Forum’s on fire (on a dairylea basis).
     
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  34. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    What song is that from?
     
  35. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    I'm a man without conviction
    I'm a man who doesn't know
    How to sale a contradiction?
    You come and go, you come and go
    Kena, Kena, Kena Kena, Kena Sameleon
     

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