[SIGNED perm] Ken Sema

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Carpster, Jul 4, 2018.

  1. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    What about Ken O'tscore-Anawaygoal
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Chelsea have had the best team in Europe slip though their fingers as players are not given time in their endless churn.
     
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  3. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Irish?
     
  4. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I see his face everywhere I go
    On the streets and even at the picture show
    Ken Sema
    Tell me Ken Sema (See-maaah)
     
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  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    #23
    But like RBs, you can never have too much Chi-lites.
     
  6. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Balls.
     
  7. sw17

    sw17 Academy Graduate

    [QUOTE="his son was chief ballboy and used to loiter behind the rookery end goal [/QUOTE]
    Haha. KF did use his Dad's name to try to take first dibs on where he would go on matchdays but was he 'chief' ? Dont think so.
    I recall a couple of bigger lads who liked being behind the rookery goal, who told him that they were going there and he could FO :)
     
  8. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Think we should borrow the Mo Salah song from the chorus to 'Sit Down' by James.

    Ken Sema, Ken Sema
    Running down the wing
    Semaaaaaaaaaaa
    Our Viking king
     
  9. miserableoldgit

    miserableoldgit Reservist

    Change 3rd line to "he can't control the thing"
     
  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    .....He'll f***ing murder Ya.
     
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  11. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    I assume you're referring to A Fish Called Wanda rather than linking him with the white supremacist group from the deep south?
     
  12. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    Thank you for phrasing that in a way I was unable to!
     
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  13. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Certainly am!
     
  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Let’s see how his Python references work out.

    I’m really hoping for a Cheeseshop themed celebration for his Vic debut goal.
     
  15. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Asked a Swedish fan on a general football forum - said pretty much that.

    Probably doesn't score enough goals but tries to beat a man and can dribble with varied success.

    "Technically good footballer" - so might work well with the likes of Hughes, GD and Chalobah.
     
  16. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Sounds like Harry the Hornet will be the only one talking to him by Christmas.
     
  17. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    Apparently Sema was top in every single physical training (strength, speed etc.) test in pre-season and because of this the players have nick-named him 'the machine'.
     
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  18. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    corrected
     
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  19. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Not difficult in our squad of crocks
     
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  20. andrew2209

    andrew2209 First Year Pro

    Still gutted there's a 20 character limit on Fantasy PL so I couldn't call my team "Artificial KenSemanation"
     
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  21. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    Definitely looked hard to knock off the ball in pre-season, so even if a defender is quicker than him it's still hard to take the ball away. Looks like he has some level of end product as well, I'm confident he's a good signing.
     
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