[SIGNED perm] Joao Pedro

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by hornetboy1, Sep 19, 2018.

  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Good shout.

    Saves on the hope which, as someone said, can’t remember who, kills us.
     
  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Fessi as the pushy mascot?
     
  3. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Maybe laughed gently about Deulofeu’s prospects as a legspinner.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Not during the hours of daylight.
     
  5. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

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  6. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    The hope "F***ing murders ya".
     
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  8. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Danny De Vito as Fessi.

    Rutger Hauer as Vydra.

    Eddie Murphy ( in Nutty Professor mode) as TD9
     
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  9. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    For all Gino's supposed nous, this deal has all the hallmarks of buying someone's house, allowing them to live in it, then allowing them to live in it even longer, paying them rent all the time.
     
  10. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm First Year Pro

    Yes but we bought a house in Miami beach for the price of a shack in Mississippi and we have to do whatever it takes to make sure JP signs officially when he turns 18.
     
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  11. reids

    reids Squad Player

    I'm all for paying more the more he plays as in the end both his game time and the fee could be the deciding factor in whether he gets a work permit or not, and it's hardly breaking the bank.
     
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  12. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    This has all gone very quiet
     
  13. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    What part of it?

    Just looked and his club played their first game for a month on Tuesday (he started, was subbed, no goals) - so not surprising we've not heard much.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    He sounds rubbish. Get rid.
     
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  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Brazilian Charlie Austin.
     
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    OK, let's keep him then if he's THAT good.
     
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  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Promise not to show his parents around Colney again.
     
  18. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm First Year Pro

    Maybe we could change our name to Real Madrod to confuse players into joining us and attract more transient, temporary, non committal overseas 'followers'. One 'fan' recently claimed we need to sign some new central midfielders!!!! Is this the new new, just following football on social media without actually watching any games?
     
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  19. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    All the contract clause talk
     
  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I hear the new name is going to be 'London Hornets feat. W Herts Horns'.

    Something for everyone.
     
  21. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Taken off after 40 mins today with an injury, hopefully isnt serious
     
  22. The Recluse

    The Recluse Academy Graduate

    https://www.90min.com/posts/6415724-joao-pedro-vira-duvida-para-jogo-contra-penarol

    "Left the stadium limping heavily and wearing an orthopaedic boot."

    The injury came after he "...took a p1$$ on the right foot and will be reevaluated on Sunday (21) to find out the severity of the injury."

    No idea.

    In other even more boring news, Fluminense celebrate their birthday today.
    117 years old and here's our p1$$ footed forward celebrating by looking as if his dog is about to be crushed by a steamroller. Stay strong JP, stay strong.
    D_8eUO_WwAAXwfl.jpg
     
    Last edited: Jul 21, 2019
  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Tbf, anyone would limp strapped into an orthopaedic boot.
     
  24. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    It'll be under observation for the next few days, though thankfully some kind of fracture has been ruled out at least:

    https://es.besoccer.com/noticia/fluminense-viaja-a-uruguay-sin-joao-pedro-676564
     
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  25. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Perhaps not , if both feet were strapped into orthopaedic boots.
     
  26. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Success seems to be ok with it.
     
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  27. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    It’s when he has his strapped into football boots that he struggles.
     
  28. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Lateral thinking!
     
  29. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Could be a weird fashion statement?
     
  30. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    Hopefully Fluminense don't try and rush him back too soon in order to gain more appearance fees from us.
     
  31. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss Squad Player

    Perhaps sporting a teaser glimpse at the Holebas Autumn collection ?
     
  32. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Gone villa for 5m
     
  33. reids

    reids Squad Player

    Don't make me block you as well :(
     
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  34. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Sorz
     
  35. BusheyOrn

    BusheyOrn Reservist

    Just missing the skis then!
     

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