Is Merson right?

He resigned....

 

Only in return for his family being freed.

 

He was resigned.

 

He is resigned.........to relegation

 

I always thought that Merson was an idiot, bluffing his way through life through his connections and his West ‘Am cockney twang.

Turns out he’s a genius with 20-20 foresight. I guess we should apologise?

 

This is how he describes us at the moment. "They're the team on a glass mountain with moccasin slippers on."

What is he on?

 

It's quite noticeable that proper journalists in general took a more measured approach to Silva's sacking while the ex-player pundits immediately slagged us off. Not all of course but generally that was the way of it.

 

To be fair it's pretty accurate and quite funny. I wonder who he paid to write that sound bite for him

 

I hated myself for doing it but I’ve just read merson’s grades for the transfer window. I’m not one for conspiracy theories and try not to have an inferiority complex about Watford and the clueless elitists (high profile overpaid pundits). But this bloke really is the hairy mole on the nipple of an otherwise attractive woman. He’s the halitosis on her that stops you from enjoying a kiss. Or, if you prefer, he’s the hair growing out of a man’s ears that is more plentiful than what’s left of his crown.

What I’m saying is that reading his expert analysis has made a little bit of me die. He may be right, we had an average transfer window. Yes, he’s probably got the grade C about right. But the laziness with which he approaches the entire piece, from Arsenal to West Ham and everyone in between, is staggering. What a *****.

“I’ve heard of him but I don’t know much about him”
“I rate him, I really do”
“I don’t get that one”

FFS you can get more insight from talking to the drunk who no one talks to in your local pub - after he’s been refused any more drinks and is dragged out and propped up in the bus stop.

And if you do read this pile of ****, be fully aware that the dismissive ignorance is both deliberate and spiteful. But also bear in mind that he’s very, very thick.

 

“Watford are really struggling at the moment. They’re the team on a glass mountain with moccasin slippers on” – January 30, 2018.

“Watford are on a glass mountain with moccasin slippers” – January 12 2018.

“It’s so important [Watford] beat Leicester, because I think they could have ended up as one of those teams on a glass mountain with moccasin slippers on” – January 1 2018.

“Burnley need to win, they’re on the old glass mountain with moccasin slippers on” – April 4 2017.

“There’s always a team that slides down the league like they’re on a glass mountain with moccasin slippers on and can’t stop. [Leicester] are the ones for me” – February 21 2017

“There’s always one team who end up on the glass mountain with moccasin slippers on, and it could be Swansea” – February 27 2016.

“Swansea are on a glass mountain with slippers on and they can’t stop sliding” – January 14 2016.

“There’s always one team who end up on a glass mountain with a pair of slippers on and this year it’s Newcastle” – May 8 2015.

“Near the end of the season you always get one team that comes flying down the league on a glass mountain with a pair of slippers on and Newcastle are that team at the moment” – April 23 2015.

A friend sent me these. Each said or written by Merson. I think he saw the phrase on the back of a beer mat once.

 

What does that statement even mean? I’ve never understood poetry.

 

I think Merson’s pundit career is on a glass mountain with moccasin slippers on.

 

Makes sense to me and sounds about right.

 

Hopefully there are 3-4 others further down the mountain with skis on !

 

Indubitably so...

https://www.hertfordshiremercury.co...ll-news/watford-wont-able-build-stoke-1161391

 

He used the phrase again today in his predictions for tomorrow's game....

"They were the team on the glass mountain with moccasin slippers on; it looked like they'd never stop sliding"

 

What once were just plain slippers have become ones of moccasin. Can’t accuse him of failure to evolve.

 

A b&&&&y glass mountain wearing slippers too big for him!

 

He should give us some credit, after all we are the epitome of a fashionable European club, so surely the moccasins we are wearing whilst sliding down the glass mountain would be Valentinos

 

I can only put it down to alcoholism, he must drink himself into a coma each night and have killed so many brain cells by now that he forgets how many times he’s peddled that stupid saying. For somebody on the TV and in the written media with every comment preserved for all eternity, he can’t knowingly be repeating that stupid phrase that often can he?

 

He will soon be saying that we are climbing a sturdy ladder, with builders boots on.

 

Why do they get this guy to do this lol. he knows nothng apart from saying things like "I don't know who the players are" or "they are having a go".

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11704/11467136/mersons-transfer-grades

 

His logic behind Burnley struggling is hilarious tbf.