If You Could Go Back In Time...

I'd go back and stop this post being created, and protect the sacred timeline from being destroyed by one of you

 

If I could go back in time, I'd try to work out what got me blocked from the Politics forum.

 

I'd take back all the words that have hurt you. And you'd stay.

 

Hmm, I am getting a message saying that I have insufficient privileges to reply on the Politics forum. Has it all finally blown up?

 

@Moose has finally ruined the politics forum for all of us with his wicked, communist ways.

 

Only vvankers are allowed to post in there. So if your vvanker rating isn't high enough then you can't!

 

Ban?

 

Just keep convincing yourself that's really what happened....

 

I'm still banned from posting. Are you back in?

 

Nope. No posts since before 10 this morning either.

 

I had a friend who actually preferred the dumpy sidekick which would have been useful if I could have pulled the good looking girl in the first place!

 

Good to see they are keeping the trouble makers out.
Henry Hooter and Clive will be running amok.
Could decide the next general election ?

 

Still no access?

 

I’m hoping it will reopen with a Captain Tom’s daughter style spa and jacuzzi complex.

 

Weird there’s been no announcement of a ‘straw/camel/back’ post.

 

Meanwhile we are all reduced to dredging up old music videos.

 

Mods, when is the politics section reopening? @Keighley is overcome with ennui.

 

Ennui Ooter?


I’ll get me coat.

 

I would go back to 7.45 this evening and not tune into the England Malta match on TV!!!

 

Surely it would be faster and more lucrative to go back to the last unwon 100+m euro millions jackpot?

 

Lucrative yes, happier definitely not. The way I see it if I won somewhere between £250k and £1m, it would mean I would pay of my mortgage, change my car and have a couple of nice holidays a year etc. but that sort of money I'd still need to work but I could get away with a 4 day week for the rest of my working life. Would I be happy, absolutely.

If I won stupidly large money, i.e. more than £10m, I'd be bored, I'd be harassed, it ruins people, it would be horrendous.

 

I’m sure there would be plenty on here willing to help you reduce any £10 million win by 90% to ensure your life wouldn’t be ruined.
This forum is a deeply caring community.

 

All I want is a little time machine that takes me back 1 minute, that would do just lovely.

1. Anyone I give way to that doesn't say thank you. Back I go and f*** you pal.
2. I'd win the world series of poker every year.
3. I'd never send an email without the attachment again.

 

What’s worse is sending an email with totally the wrong attachment…

 

Nah. You just need to change mindset.

Buy a few holiday homes, spend your time travelling, make sure your family are provided for, but that they pursue their dreams, pursue your own dreams. Write ****** fiction, appear in movies as an extra, paint, run a charity foundation, sponsor a deprived village in Africa to get clean water, a school and a clinic to change the lives of 500 people immeasurably forever.

 

I'd go back to the start of our 1984 FA Cup Final against Everton and this time we would go 3-0 up in the first 15 mins as we probably deserved to and the ref would disallow the Andy Gray goal as he should have done

 

Unless you are persoyaffecting the outcome yourself, you’d just have to sit through the agony of that defeat all over again …..

 

Even keighley won’t know that word. Comes from the Zulu/Albanian meaning “to personally affect”.
Serves me right for typing without glasses on.

 

I miss Clippy the paperclip. That and winamp.

 

ClipIt, wasn’t it?

 

I referred to it as "I know I'm f**king typing you little $hit"