Maybe ‘someone’ (not me) should start a thread ‘FFC vs WFC - the football match’. I think we have a good chance of winning this one. Unchanged lineup (maybe Femenía for Janmaat) but introduce Chalobah earlier. 1-2 Watford. Deeney and Doucouré
Good point but remember that Jokanovic will know of this forum. He will be monitoring the conversation, looking for lists of 11 men, starting with Foster & ending with Deeney, which will give him the vital intel he needs. The philosopher ruse is a precaution, like turning the road signs around.
The Philosophers would definitely play at 'The Cave' - their play would be so fast it would leave the opposition chasing shadows
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle And Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am."
Of course, when the opposition supporters call out 'you were stuffed' they really weren't kidding in his case.
Yes, unfortunately you appear to be entirely correct, it's devolved in quite the disappointing way since my original post, although one or two have continued to get it. Sadly, not this poster, who is apparently as stuck in the past as his username implies: > Woolly Mammoth "Yes he/they is/are deluded, and above their Station, and a little hypocritical. I can remember years ago when they were in the old Division 4, and only progressed after Elton John started financing them. So I hope they will get their comeuppance on Saturday, and then maybe it will all go quiet over there." Apparently it's very nouveau of us to have only progressed in the past 42 years, and doesn't give us any right to compare ourselves in any way with the great, mighty and storied history of the Flham Whitebottoms.
This is also dangerously contributing to the spread of #fakenews. Very irresponsible: > Andy S 'Watford’s miserable ground has a block of flats on each corner so I wonder why a team with an awful ground like that with a capacity of 20,000 wants to take the p*ss out of us"
(P.S. that mighty old fortress Craven Cottage has a whole 3,000 more seats than the shabby, run-down Vic.)
We need to keep this cup run going so I hope we hope we can win this one in normal time and not have to rely on penalties.
I suggest that all Clive's posts should be automatically prefaced with WARNING: CLIVE'S POSTS ARE ESSENTIAL READING BUT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. ESPECIALLY THOSE ABOUT POLITICS.
Hagerty F. Hagerty R. Tomkins Noble Carrick Dobson Crapper Dewhurst MacIntyre Treadmore Davitt. 8-1 United Davitt x3, Dewhurst x2, Noble, Dobson, OG.
Agree with the sentiment but it would, I imagine (?) be deeply offensive to Clive who I thought was deadly serious about his postings, especially his politics. Best to keep on the right (left?) side of Clive’s teachings, philosophy and politics as I would also imagine he is keeping a little red book of all who disagree with his utterances. Come the revolution after no deal Brexit I’m just a little concerned for those who will be first against the wall. So I hope the Craveners at the Cottage see the light of day and cease and desist from the melodramatic negatives for their own safety. Carry on Clive, can’t wait for your next match preview on the mighty Arse, and await your next move in the socialist revolution. And when I retire from this workday drudge and move to the collective in the country I hope it’s one of the red tractors from your factory I’m made to work on. EDIT: And a warning for readers of Clive’s posts would spoil all the fun seeing how easily people rise to take it all - hook, line and sinker.
Yes. Don't go to the bog after kick-off without your spare carrier bag. "Safe word" is "unhand me sir".
When the revolution comes, it will be the hard centre that takes over, with Vince in the lead and me in the fourth row.
Vince Hill was a Bushey Boy. Imagine if him and Elton had pooled their resources... GT could have had the Jag with rear electric windows and an eight track.
If we are going to end up top 3 we will need to be beating tin pot teams like this. <Merson mode> I fear for Fulham , I like the way they play , they are a plucky little team, and think <insert here> and <insert here> upfront make a formidable pair, but as I havnt really got a clue who plays for them or really know anything about them suspect that they will be one of three to go down </Merson mode> 1-3 to Watford , could be 7 or 8 but we all loved Joka so we are going to take it easy
