FAO The Blokes-in-Charge

will do some weeding and watering tonight before pilates,

I know I know I am doing too much, blokey is also round this evening after pilates and I have to pack - so much to do and so little time!

Would love to come and see you with cider - how is june looking for you? I have one weekend left - I can probably slot you in!

 

Sounds good to me Kitten. Not sure our other halves would see it that way though....................

You already KNOW what mine is like!

Thought you were in Ameka in June or have I got my dates wrong?

Fish tank anyone? Full set up with cabinet and external filters.

 

How very dare you all! Im all woman!

 

You wait till the ROZZERS catch up with you.

I saw it all.


Anyone want to buy my story?

 

Wait and see, I am working on my surprise encounter for a blog.

 

Did you play golf? Or ask Tommy Smith for his autograph?

If not, it won't be featuring in a Better Place.

 

And such a fine figure of a woman Janine with your lovely dark hair and voluptuous figure!

True true - the palace fan knows all about you so I expect he wouldn't have a problem with me coming and drinking cider with you in your garden whilst I peruse what you have available!!

I can vouch for the fish tank - is HUGE and they are normally very expensive new

 

Normally of course, I like blondes but in the case of you two LOVELY ladies I will make EXCEPTIONS!

I am not SURE about the second paragraph Miss Faith. YLB knows ALL about me and he wouldn't mind you coming round to PERUSE what I have?

As I said EARLIER, I am NOT SURE* MLG would feel the same................


The fish set up is TOP QUALITY. I expect UNTOLD OFFERS for it.

TPIANATM's mate has offered £70 for it but was told to FECK OFF until he was SERIOUS.




* actually I am DEAD SURE how MLG would feel about it. Last time nearly cost me my manhood. MLG is VERY ACCURATE when throwing THINGS.

 

Well when I said I told MLB all about you what he actually know is about as much as all the other people on this board. Therefore he would have no problem at all.

Surprisingly even YKW has the same level of knowledge as the other riff raff. I expect that to change once we go to Hull. As an aside the hotel is now booked for Hull - cant wait!!!


If P hadnt moved in then I would have bought your fish tank off you but she has a 4 foot one so we dont really have room for 2 anymore.


Janine is great - just such a shame about her taste in men, you can see why she did what she did.

 

Perhaps MLG's and YLB's knowledge should remain PRECISELY as it is.

Hull and YKW. Oh 'eck!.

So it's TGTIANATST's fault then. I would have WORDS with her but I am NATST her.

Many would find Janine's actions MOST APPLICABLE.


Do you think anyone is getting SICK of this CODE?

 

I concur

Hull will possibly be one of the funniest away games ever if sunday was anything to go by. I just hope we make the game.

You wouldnt be able to anyway she never in!! But you are still NATST her.


Possibly, although i did have to pop onto goryhorns to get some of them - I am not sure I could get all of them WFW, but I get the gist.

re that thread on gloryhorns - it is NOT WW?D (cant remeber exactly what letter is there but it is not the right one) it is always WWBD, ALWAYS.


Janine - bless her little cotton socks. She likes the yellow ribbon song too, she also sings 'he' not 'she', although that could just be because she wants to tie it around someones throat, very tightly.

 

Well YKW is going to ask now. Tell him ALL if you want.

Darling. I only have eyes for you. You know this. But since you asked so sweetly the other week* IWNSTH.

Acronyms are all very 2002 BWL, but I am OLD SKOOL hence why I LIKE them.

You will have to explain WWBD. See? Even I can't get them all!

The yellow ribbons thing has made me TITTER. I can imagine the scene..........


*How was it.........

IYSTPAIWCYBO I believe.

 

Now see YKW will think I have told you about the yellow ribbon, and I haven't - although I think the clues are building up so any INTELLIGENT person would be able to put 2+2 and actually get 4, rather than the 97 people on here usually get.

the * acronym is truely brilliant, made me LOL

What would Buffy do of course!!

As for telling YKW ALL, I will consider it, will have to wait and see.

BTW is anyone else actually posting on here?

and what have you got for sale?


Damn it the level of acronyms in this post is very disappointing.

 

MR RTC, Are you by chance selling SELLOTAPE?

 

sure it wasnt IYSTPIWRYBO or IYSTPIWCYBOWAS

 

Buffy? Ah yes! I am a thicko. I suggest it wouldn't be half as BAD (or GOOD?) as Faith would do though (insert GAY KNOWING WINKY SMILEY here)

FOR SALE

Okay. This little lot (in the main) was found in my mum's flat. If you are interested PM me an offer. I am now TOTALLY SERIOUS.

Qualcast Concorde 50 Cylinder lawn mower £15
Landxcape Rotary lawnmower £20
Eurohike 600 4-6 person dome tent £50
Tri walker Mobility Aid (nearly new) £50
Floor standing oak display cabinet £40
Samsung Upright Fridge Freezer £60
Pine wall clock £10
700W microwave £15
2 Pioneer speakers 100watts pc (these ROCK!) £40
Acoustics Solutions amp and cd player £80 the pair

I'll list out a load of stuff I have in my garage later.


cude. I am not the local shop.

 

Cicho bądź jesteś nudny.

 

It involved Bs. And I think you didn't want me TSTP.

(Can't think why. She seems MOST PLEASANT and was NICE to me.)

Trouble was, I wasn't sure that I wouldn't quite enjoy what you PLANNED to do in a BIZARRE sort of way.

I certainly got a WARM FEELING.

 

That my dear is because you are strange,

You are even stranger than me, although not nearly as strange as YKW.

right i will stop this nonsense now as you want to sell stuff.

 

Cough Cough

 

You could always answer my e-mail....................x x

 

what?

 

Who

 

why?

 

Where?

 

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...................................!!!!!

Do you two want to get a room to PEEESSS about rather than doing it on my FRED?

Farkssake, can't a bloke sell a VaMSAI or two in PEACE.

 

Corner, you need to forget less about selling, and start buying some manners.

 

Go finger yourself cude (insert GAY TONGUE IN CHEEK SMILEY here)

I am under SHEDLOADS of STRESS.

 

By the way.

Miss Faith.

I was going to do this by e-mail but why not let everyone know.

You really are one AMAZING WOMAN.

Now go and do your weeding.

 

Your Mrs?

 

when?

Why thank you! Not sure what I have done to deserve that?

 

Partly cudey. She just won't converse and it would make this house sale SOOOOOOOOOO much easier.

It's all the bloody forms plus clearing out all the house. Didn't expect to get an offer before I put it on the market!

Never mind. 90 minutes from ICE COLD CIDER!!!!!

And one day from MLG. Wish it was one minute (insert GAY SAD SMILEY here).

 

How much for said ICE COLD CIDER?

 

Sorry mate.

Bit like the garden furniture.

 

I may have to buy this fridge to stop you having it ICE COLD.