FAO The Blokes-in-Charge

Hello Bs-i-C.

As you may have noted from other bauds/bored/boards, I am currently in the PROCESS of selling my house and DOWNSIZING to a NICE FLAT*.

This means that I have a NUMBER of VALUABLE and MUCH SOUGHT AFTER items that I RELUCTANTLY must sell.

Now, I wondered if I could hold a sort of virtual "car boot sale" on here/hear? I am open to any offers and once the ***** get over the DISAPPOINTMENT (for them) of Sunday, they will NO DOUBT wish to spend the CASH they save on not going to football on the delights on OFFER.

So, whaddya think?

Might liven the place up. It's been RUBBISH since Miss Faith and I left.



* aka FARKING OFF with a BURD.

 

A very good idea. If you're serious, ( I never know), and have a LOT to sell then we could even open up a small corner of the forum exclusively for you. We'd need a good NAME for it though. It should keep the NATIVES amused for most of the summer.

BTW, EBay charge a listing AND selling fee, then PAYPAL charge a monster percentage too. We accept alcohol.

 

Simpson's Supermarket.

 

like what

 

so what exactly have you got to sell my good fellow

 

Fire guy and Jedi Master

All kinds of stuff really.

For example....

A LOAD of old Watford programmes. (I INHERITED these, I DO NOT buy programmes)

A scaletrix (I believe the submarine fella wants this)

Garden and DIY tools including a NICE router

Fish tanks

Light fittings

Wood (various)

Furniture (various)

Those big head footballers.

Some subbuteo stuff (nice astropitch)

A bike

and sooooooooooooooooooo much more

I did have a car, but I sold that to a pikey from Scum. I expect the Feds to knock at my door when the plates are used in a ram raid in Bedford.

A full INVENTORY will appear once I have established what my darling wifey wants to take.

 

And Bloke-in-Charge.

I am always DEADLY SERIOUS.

 

Can I suggest 'Corners Car Boot' as the name for this sale?

 

RTC-Bay

Just let us know when you want this to start and we'll set up a forum for you.

 

The RTC 'Reclaim your stolen items' Forum.

 

The Corner Shop?

 

RT's Corner shop

 

Maybe we should guess at things he selling.

I can see it now

"Item number 1. Round_The_Corners Virginity. I can't move in with MLG as a forty year old plus virgin can I??"

 

Hilarious cude.

Not.


I like the idea of RTCbay. It has a RING to it.

Mind you, The Corner Shop is good too.

I shall get some photos of the initial batch of VaMSAIs. Shall we start on Monday week or so?

 

I would suggest after the season ends. This could get us through the whole summer.

 

If watching the sale of RTC's tat is all we've got to look forward to, it's going to be a bit grim.

 

Do you really trust this RTC character? He's a one trick pony.

 

of. It is not TAT. These are VaMSAIs.

You might get CRICKET UPDATES if you are lucky.

They won't be as GOOD as Lizard's though as we are not allowed to post BAPS on hear/here.

cude. I so KNOW you are going to see something you fancy. I would suggest you looked at my BRAND NEW e-GURLfriend or my SCB, but NEITHER are for SALE.

 

I would look at them if they took there e-masks off.

 

How much do you want for the house?

 

You mean you are finally giving in and going to the country??

 

I would be most interested in your Subbuteo items RTC, the astropitch is MOST appealing.

 

Oi! you are meant to be WORKING! Stop FARKING ABOUT with the Internet.

Say I was, fancy changing my mind for me?


ANYWAY, enough of this, back on TOPIC. I have some suitcases. You will need them with all these FOREIGN trips.

Chewitt. EXCELLENT.


This is going rather well.

 

moog 250k. Some chap of Asiatic persuasion has offered this.

I do however expect him to GAZUNDER me and then I will be forced to kill him.

I object to being MUCKED ABOUT.

 

Posted in the evening - not whilst at work!!

although - oops!!

 

It's the little dot in the corner that gives it away.

Oh yeah. Since I have looked over there. Where's the ROSE I sent you?

Chuck my pressies away and you ain't getting another one.

I'll send one to Cooper's BURD. I bet she won't throw it away so easily.

 

Not thrown away - hidden from prying eyes - we both know how people like to talk!

So have you sold anything other than the scaletrix??

Thanks for the offer of the cases - I have 2 already though!

 

I've got a season ticket for sale if anyone wants it.

Miss Faith. I haven't ACTUALLY sold anything as yet. HOWEVER, offers are flying in THICK and FAST.

Let me know when Terminal 5 or wherever loses your cases and I will RUSH the REPLACEMENTS to you in a THRICE.

Anyone want some sofas or a FRIDGE?

 

Will do!!

Said Rose is back.

Well the man who wants your scaletrix hasn't stopped talking about, in fact Sunday afternoon and evening it was all he spoke about

 

Wow must have been some date darling. A fish smelling Scaletrix fan.

Anyway, I don't know what you did to him but he has skived off SICK today.

What about a glass topped table and some chairs? Classy gear, my wife chose it.

 

fish smelling?? ?? ??

and who said anything about a date?? you shouldnt believe all the rumours that are circulating - not an ounce of truth in any of them!!

No thanks to the table - got a lovely sold wood one that suits my kitchen very well!! Although what garden furniture do you have? and My flat mate needs a new bed - one that doesnt squeak preferably!

 

The table was a general offer, I know you are FUSSY, after all, you like me!

I like RUMOURS. I have the album.

Mind you, the poor bloke HAS got sore ribs.........

You are FAR TOO ROUGH.

Bed? She can have mine. Mattress is a bit DIRTY so she might want to change that. It has NO HEADBOARD though, I got annoyed with it creaking so I chucked it.

You want my garden furniture you have to have me as well!

 

lol that was from laughing - there was no contact!!


What is your garden furniture like then?

 

If you've got any nice towels you want to give away, I'll make sure they get put to good use

 

It is like garden furniture and it goes where I go.

I bought it after SHE nicked the other set (which had a better parasol and cushions).

As for the laughing bit, a likely tale.......

Lizard. Why are you OBSESSED with towels?

Curtains and curtain poles/polls. Offers?