I was looking for someone to sell the apocalypse to, but there didn't appear to be any demand. But then I found Doom-buyer.
Yeah, it's because on Fifa he is a beast. Everyone wants him in their ultimate team online because he is big, strong and very quick as well as scores for fun.
He is what is known as a 'sweaty' player He was quarantined in the Russian League (and to a lesser extent Serie A), but moving to the PL will mean he is used in 99% of people's squads
Emanuele Giulianelli @EmaGiulianelli 21m21 minutes ago Doumbia is fascinated by the possibility of playing in Premier League with Watford, but is tempted by Chinese big money. #doubt
According to the same man we're moving closer. I have previously said that I think he's full of bull****, yet now I'm hanging on his every word. Strange what being a fan can do to you.
Latest tweet Emanuele Giulianelli @EmaGiulianelli 1 hr1 hour ago Doumbia-Watford cresce l'ottimismo in casa Roma per la cessione dell'ivoriano. Emanuele Giulianelli @EmaGiulianelli 1 hr1 hour ago Doumbia - Watford growing optimism in Rome the Ivorian's house for sale .
Destro is in London for talks with them this week apparently. Hopefully means they'll stay away from Doumbia.
Would much rather an expensive natural winger. Don't see where he would've fitted in - genuinely wasn't that bothered, and I'm aware that sounds bitter. Especially now we know he's a money-grabbing canut.
The thing that always baffles me about these moves is that, in a case like this, he's twenty-fu.cking-seven! He's wanted by a Prem club with serious owners and a great prospect to either earn another huge money move in one of the biggest shop windows in the world, or just play real football for a few more years whilst he actually can, then go to China and earn megabucks when it doesn't matter anymore.
Well if he doesn't want to come then it's his loss not ours we'll just go get someone else who's probably better and wants to wear the Hornets shirt...
Yeah didn't want him. Had expensive flop written all over him I reckon. Imagine we're 7 points adrift at the bottom in Freezing February and 0-3 down at home and who's coming on? Oh no it's Doooommbea. Trotting about only half interested while contemplating his mercenary pay packet? No thanks. Go and waste the rest of your career in a gilded glorified park league.
I remember when Tommy Mooney was on the verge of signing for us permanently, he was offered a huge wage from the Chinese third division. Tommy hadn't even heard of China and so rejected the offer out of hand. That's the kind of passion we should be after.
Bit harsh, there could be extenuating circumstances. For example, maybe he's got that Gary Glitter sort of hobby and likes the region for that reason?
DM says he is off to China, the Italian ITK guy that no-one likes says he is still considering us and is taking our offer very seriously. Never know who to believe this window.
Agree with others. If he's the kind of player that would go to China in his mid 20s then it's an expensive bullet dodged. Ditto Paulinho.
Talk about erroneous typecasting ... China is probably the last place a kiddiefiddler would want to be. Don't they execute them?