Covid-19. The Lighter Side..

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Sahorn, Mar 26, 2020.

  1. Bwood_Horn

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  2. The Recluse

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    The twitter account of the Prime Minister put this out there today.

    https://twitter.com/10DowningStreet/status/1263761942424018944?s=20

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    Has he started a new version of 'The 12 Days Of Christmas'?

    Perhaps he wants us to add further lines!

    FIIIIIIIIIVE golden Labradors
    6 spaffed children
    7 U-turns turning
    8 Bullingdon Cumberbunds
    9 litres in a Salmanazar of champagne
    10 is on the door of Downing Street
    11 is where popular Sunak lives
    12 weeks a-shielding
     
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  3. Moose

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    Comedienne Janey Godley tells us what Nicola Sturgeon is thinking at her Coronavirus briefings.
     
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  6. The Recluse

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    Brilliant.
     
  7. "Asking Johnson to sack Cummings is like asking Orville to sack Keith Harris"
     
  8. The Recluse

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    The sign language man got the point across a bit too well.

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  9. Bwood_Horn

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    From P O P B I T C H:
     
  10. Bwood_Horn

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  11. Expecting Cummings to go full Prince Andrew and say the reason he didn't need to stop at a service station on the 260 mile drive is because he hasn't been able to urinate since 2001.
     
  12. The Recluse

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    The first official photographs from locals in Durham when Cummings was out and about are beginning to emerge.

    They didn't look best pleased to see him!

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  13. Bwood_Horn

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    Two from P O P B I T C H both NSFW:


     
  14. Imagine the explanations for the Barnard Castle daytrip that must have been rejected in the brainstorming session to eventually come up with 'I was just testing my eyesight'.
     
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  15. Robert Peel

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    Somewhere there is a flip chart with the rejected ideas on it. Separation anxiety from medieval buildings? The Russians took over his car remotely and drove it there?

    I wonder if it was 30 minutes late because of desperately trying to come up with it.
     
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  20. Hornpete

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    Saw a billy connely quote somewhere, apologies if it was here.

    "If you get caught having a tommy tank, don't admit it, say you were counting your willies"
     

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