Covid-19. The Lighter Side..

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Sahorn, Mar 26, 2020.

  1. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Clapping? Great.

    Cheering? Great.

    High-pitched whooping? Irritating as hell, as it has been since whoever started it off 20, 30 years ago!
     
  2. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    And car horns. What type of ******* goes into their car because they want to make more noise than a clapping neighbour. Next week I’m going to do a minute of doughnuts in my car.
     
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  3. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    The Americans, presumably.
     
  4. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

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  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    In my road, we all clap, but the demonstrably virtue signalingest of all, the one who leads three cheers for the NHS at the end, who goes around and gees everyone on (from more than 2m), who films and puts it on social media- he voted Tory and Brexit.
     
  6. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    How about we all elect a government who don't undermine the institution and agree to pay a tiny bit more tax to fund our health service and back the people who work for it?
     
  7. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    He’s a brilliant guy and like all of his generation who took part worth a thousand times more than the boomers who were born after the war but endlessly crack on about it like as if they were there.
     
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  8. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    You're back on that industrial strength ganja again - aren't you?
     
  9. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    We've proper hijacked this thread now. Let's get back to memes.

    Unfortunately all my good ones have that guy Wood on them. Him and the dancing Ghanaian pallbearers have got me through this crisis. It's him and them I'm secretly clapping for on Thursday evenings.
     
  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  11. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    If they weren't shut, there would be a roaring trade in NHS tattoos right now.
     
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  12. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

  13. The Recluse

    The Recluse Academy Graduate

    https://twitter.com/10DowningStreet/status/1251244694014767105?s=20

    This is a tweet via the PM's official feed from Friday and, despite not showing himself publicly since his discharge from hospital, he's obviously on the mend as he appears to be getting pretty hands on with these two women. Or is it someone else wearing a black sleeved jumper under the dog?!?

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  14. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Dogs are smarter than we think ( sound on) ...
     
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  15. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

  16. Maninblack

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  17. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Apparently during the lockdown thieves have been stealing motorway signs. Police are looking for Leeds.

    I'll get me coat...
     
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  18. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Reservist

  19. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    I've got my vuvuzela ready for 8. Vindaloo will be blasting out the window from 7.45
     
  20. Wexford-yellow

    Wexford-yellow Academy Graduate

  21. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

  22. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Reservist

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  24. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    As the Premier League starts preparations to resume the football season amidst Covid-19 fears, Watford FC show off their new kit..

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  25. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

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  26. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Glad to see they didn’t go with red wellies.
     
  27. Bonkingbob

    Bonkingbob First Year Pro

    Concerning lack of sponsorship though
     
  28. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Sage advice for all locked in with a lady partner...
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  29. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Academy Graduate

    Dumb on so many levels...
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  30. Nairobi

    Nairobi Academy Graduate

    Catilyn and Dylan to link up with Mr Conley to tackle the virus?
     
  31. Ahem....Nairobi ?!!!
     
  32. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    The image is a fake, the text on the placard has been doctored from the original; the original said "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH", by ignoring the restrictions she may well get her second wish or possibly someone else in her family but it will of course be someone else's fault.
     
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  33. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Academy Graduate

    Fair enough, thanks for pointing this out Otter... I thought I'd found one person dumber than Trump but the search continues...
     
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  34. Sahorn

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