"Best football I've seen watford play in 40 years..."

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by MK_Donny, Nov 4, 2013.

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  1. MK_Donny

    MK_Donny Academy Graduate

    ...insisted my Watford supporting workmate when I asked him if Zola should get the boot.

    It's probably the only time in that 40 years that Watford have ever attempted to play proper football, so therefore that sort of praise is like the praise of an Ethiopian for a Tesco Everyday Value Fish Finger. Or a 40 year old saddo losing his virginity to some hideous obese munter, and declaring that she gave him the best sex he's ever had. :]]
     
    MK_Donny, Nov 4, 2013
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  2. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    So what is everyone having for their tea?
     
    Cthulhu, Nov 4, 2013
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  3. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    No sugar just milk.
     
    CarlosKickaballs, Nov 4, 2013
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  4. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Sausage Casserole followed by apple crumble.
     
    zztop, Nov 4, 2013
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  5. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Well at least we've been around for 40 years..

    ;)
     
    wfc4ever, Nov 4, 2013
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  6. gazzah100

    gazzah100 Reservist

    Chinese for tea for me, Crispy Shredder Beef is sounding like a plan,
     
    gazzah100, Nov 4, 2013
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  7. La_tempesta_cielo_68

    La_tempesta_cielo_68 First Team

    Curry poured over home made slow baked wedges

    Bottle of Devon Otter Ale to wash it down
     
    La_tempesta_cielo_68, Nov 4, 2013
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  8. LinsladeOrn

    LinsladeOrn First Year Pro

    R*sti with bacon.
     
    LinsladeOrn, Nov 4, 2013
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  9. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    Dunno housemate's cooking.
     
    Pozzo Out, Nov 4, 2013
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  10. darave8

    darave8 Forum lucky person

    This is making me hungry. I'm have a spicy sausage pasta bake.
     
    darave8, Nov 4, 2013
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  11. MK_Donny

    MK_Donny Academy Graduate

    So obvious you mean your boyfriend. :]]
     
    MK_Donny, Nov 4, 2013
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  12. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    Cheese on toast for me, using loads of red LEICESTER . Too soon? Sorry.
     
    Vicarage Road, Nov 4, 2013
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  13. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Lasagne with some garlic bread I believe.
     
    Knight GT, Nov 4, 2013
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  14. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    Our football isn't the best I've seen for years. They should model it on my drawings; elegance with purpose.
     
    CarlosKickaballs, Nov 4, 2013
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  15. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    This thread is now about.........

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    STICK INSECTS!

    The photo above is an Indian stick insect, commonly thought of as the best.

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    This is the 'Extatosoma tiaratum' stick insect. Also known as the 'Belkalem'. Mainly because it's big and scary looking, but easily disappears on grass and is ultimately pointless.
     
    GoingDown, Nov 4, 2013
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  16. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    M K Donny.

    Sad follower of club theiving sheep shaggaz. Or sad WUM Wuffurd fan?

    Either way call the big baby a waaaahbulance.
     
    Moose, Nov 4, 2013
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  17. miserableoldgit

    miserableoldgit Reservist

    Risotto and a nice chianti - lovely
    It was chicken and mushroom - but i shredded up a **** i found on the streets of MK - not tough at all - very bitter though
     
    miserableoldgit, Nov 4, 2013
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  18. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Depends what the missus cooks

    OI OI!!!!!
     
    IRB, Nov 4, 2013
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  19. MK_Donny

    MK_Donny Academy Graduate

    So it's not your turn to be the 'woman' tonight then?
     
    MK_Donny, Nov 4, 2013
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  20. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    You seem to be familiar with the rules...

    ;)
     
    PowerJugs, Nov 4, 2013
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  21. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    There are several types of mimicry in the animal kingdom with the earliest forms being recognized by Master Henry Bates and Mullerian. Gerd Muller was good at the latter. The old stick insects are using a visual type of mimicry which some creatures use to lure others in for lunch which is termed aggressive mimicry.

    I camouflaged myself as a tree the other day and lured in several birds which I will be eating over the coming week. Saves the expense of having to go to Tesco or Sainsbury's.

    On a side note with Morrison's and Waitrose setting up shop in Watford do we now have too many supermarkets ?
     
    Smudger, Nov 4, 2013
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  22. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    Meatballs and ****
     
    Alban Hornet, Nov 4, 2013
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  23. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    I believe it is only a good thing for the local economy and has created many jobs for us youngsters out here.
     
    wfcSinatra, Nov 4, 2013
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  24. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Can either of them play the Chalobah role?
     
    GoingDown, Nov 4, 2013
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  25. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    A good enough reason Squibba. GD is Morrison's eligible for Scotland ? Always fresh and a local product would beat the foreign player limit. Waitrose considers himself too posh for football as a sporting career. ;) He prefers to frequent the Hurlingham Club instead.
     
    Smudger, Nov 4, 2013
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  26. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    The herbs in my meatballs were a bit overpowering
     
    Alban Hornet, Nov 4, 2013
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  27. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Serious question here, boys....who the f*** are MK Dons? :confused:
     
    Arakel, Nov 4, 2013
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  28. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    People called Donald who live in concrete cow city. :)
     
    Smudger, Nov 4, 2013
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  29. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Or a 14 year old saddo like you not losing his virginity to some hideous obese munter she turned him down
     
    BigRossLittleRoss, Nov 4, 2013
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  30. nascot

    nascot First Team

    You only need Waitrose. The number of other supermarkets is insignificant.
     
    nascot, Nov 4, 2013
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  31. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Rickmansworth is getting a Lidl. Therefore we are a superior place. ;)
     
    Smudger, Nov 4, 2013
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  32. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    We need to put a stop to this. It will be like the North.
     
    wfcmoog, Nov 4, 2013
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  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    And did I read that Smudger dressed as a tree to perve on fat women at a slimmer's boot camp? I was only skim reading the thread.
     
    wfcmoog, Nov 4, 2013
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  34. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    I was hungry Moog. A few dollops of low fat cream on my branches and it was like watching a collection of right whales beaching themselves on my fake roots....No need to buy any meat this winter though at least. Waitrose or no Waitrose. The larder is well stocked. :)

    Lidl's Grey Squirrel range is so passe as well. Much prefer the nuttier tangy Red variety.
     
    Smudger, Nov 4, 2013
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  35. THT81

    THT81 Squad Player

    HAHA! He's calling you a gay man! Hehehehehe! Hehehehehe! :sign15:

    Oh, and lasagne with jacket potato (with cheese) and salad. It was nice. I liked it.
     
    THT81, Nov 4, 2013
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