[RUMOUR] Alfredo Morelos

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Aylesburyorn, Jul 29, 2023.

  1. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    No it's OK, he has a relegation Claus
     
  2. Vic

    Vic First Year Pro

    Hope we steer clear of this one.

    Chances of promotion are slim given what is happening at the top of the league. This guy would be a punt. And we should be using Healy more.
     
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  3. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    Totally agree Vic (I sense we are both fellow members of the Healey appreciation society!)

    I feel we need sensible solid characters as signings if we do make any next month. This is no longer the environment or the team into which to be adding mavericks or anybody who may potentially rock the boat.
     
  4. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    This would be such an unusual arrangement even by our standards. The lad should just sign up for a Saudi team if he has any sense whatsoever.

    I fear he does not.
     
  5. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I agree with this. We appear to have ended up with a team of decent characters. They have their limitations, but are improving through good teamwork. We’ve seen how poor they can be when affected by the behaviour of a few individuals with an elevated sense of their own importance. It’s a risk not worth taking to add anyone who might upset that right now.
     
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  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Agreed, and if the other players hate him, would any of them ever pasta Alfredo ?
     
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  7. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    I fear you may be losing your pun mojo. It feels like a long time since any of them came anywhere near the quality of the 'road easier' pun of the season.
     
  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Very good.
     
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  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    :( I was quite pleased with the pun on Pasta Alfredo.
     
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  10. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Maybe it’s me - because I haven’t the foggiest idea what it’s about.
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  12. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    I’ve just googled pasta alfredo. Just shows you how little I know. Turns out this WAS one of your better puns. I am still worried about the health of your punning though. Perhaps you could benefit from a pun holiday?
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Maybe my other puns are just too sophisticated for you as well ?:D
    Yes I've been a bit relentless. I will try to cut back...
     
  14. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    He don’t want a holiday in the pun?
     
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  15. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Let's all go in a bus singing "We're all going on a ... punner holiday"
     
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Pot....kettle.....black....
     
  17. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Guilty as charged m'lud.
     
  18. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Please no. We don’t need a prima Donna like him. Let’s get someone in who is a team player and will fit our new found culture.
     
  19. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    I doubt we will be getting him unless another striker moves on.
     
  20. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Tbf we have two strikers who are performing well this season, and another who scored his first goal recently. Sure, none of them are the finished article, but you have to pay top dollar (say, £5m) to get a striker who does do everything in this division
     
  21. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    On strikers, someone like Kiefer Moore would be ideal for us. Someone who would likely be available and within our price structure. He’d be a big upgrade on Rajovic as the ball would stick better when we play it forward. A player of that profile would give us better forward mobility I feel.

    According to Mittyorns, we’re after 3 players in this coming window with Healey and Louza on their way out.
     
  22. Maedhon

    Maedhon Academy Graduate

    Really hope that if Healey goes it's only on loan because there is an exciting player in there I think.
     
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  23. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Loaning him out would be odd. The guy's 28 FFS.
     
  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Would be more about getting him match fit, rather than as part of his development, I guess ?
     
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  25. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    We are 100% going to loan him out now
     

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