Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Meh!, Mar 29, 2018.
Owen Wilson talking ***** to sell sofas waxing his fake beard.
All of them - which is why I don't watch live TV or listen to the radio.
'What's a computer?'
Annoying little ****.
That PPI one where the smarmy bloke starts the add with "what's that? You still haven't claimed your PPI?"
The ads for quick loans. "Quick quick think". We know exactly who they're aimed at and why, I really wish someone would take a great dump on these companies.
Anything with a whispery slow version of a classic song is instantly hateful.
All betting adverts, but especially Winston's. The fun has stopped
All gambling adverts are obliged to either state when the fun stops you stop or for printed/screen adverts must display the website of gamble aware.
He used to be on The Bill too. What a fall from grace!
The car hire advert with some yank commenting on renting a car to chickens.
Anything with those bloody meerkats in. If only somebody would ban them for being racist or something.
Kevin Bacon going on about ‘banging tunes’ like your embarrassing Grandad.
The TUI adverts, they really make me cringe, especially the one where that guy does that lame leap in the air while attempting to dance
Any of the adverts aimed at oldies saving up for funeral costs, very patronising
Money supermarket adds which have nothing to do with the product they are advertising
As annoying as it is I got about £5 k back from miss sold financial products so not all bad
That breakdown rescue ad, with the toddler in the back, lip-syncing to a pop song.
I agree entirely,infact I was going to post exactly this on the other thread!
What I dislike most is the fact that they use the Tina Turner version rather than the CCW original.
Stop it,it's silly!
Absolutely right on both counts. I'm going to crowdfund my funeral
Oh yes! That one with Jamie’s Cordon going to Vegas in a shitheap car and the hicks who rip him off.
Most perfume ads but especially the ones ‘what would you do for love’ and the one with Captain Jack Sparrow pointlessly burying in the desert.
Not just oldies, you can start saving at 30 at £1.80 per week. By the time you pass on at 75-80 (all being well) you would have saved enough to build a pyramid to entomb your entire family.
dilly dilly - WTF? and the beer is utter pi55
Any payday loan company who manage to divert attention from the 564,000% APR.
I'd "like " this post twice if I could!
You can guarantee this will be picked up by chavs in bars in Watford as the new twatty thing to say.
"If you wanna Diet Coke, have a Diet Coke".
The two singing girls. Not funny or good or in anyway related to Nationwide. **** off.
I came into this thread to post just that. Condescending *****. I’ve deliberately avoided drinking any sort of Diet Coke ever since.
Clear winner in my book. Any andrex advert where some giggling small child tells an equally giggling adult that the toilet roll is as soft as a squid or lobster or some other stupid showy-offy comment. The adult joins in the giggle rather than angrily interrupting and saying " don't be so f*****g stupid you little twerp. Is it soft or like wiping your a*** with sandpaper? That's all we want to know"
2nd - the Kevin Bacon ads
3rd - the follow on baby milk adverts that tell mothers what a great job they have done in an ultra patronising way to reassure that follow on milk doesn't mean they have failed their child .
What channels are you watching? I have never seen those ads.
I’m tired of “see it, say it, sort it” on the trains. I get it’s for good reasons but I hear it so many times each day going to London. I’m also increasingly irritated by the woman on the tube patronisingly telling me to stand on the right. And don’t getting me started on the kiddy tube voices telling me to stand behind the yellow lines (which I always do btw)
Agreed this is ******* annoying. It even gets translated into Welsh on Arriva Trains Wales.
It’s “as clean as a squid”. Softness is not an evaluation metric.
I agree on Kevin Bacon.
The Capri Sun advert where a family(?) play 'Who Am I?' sat around a picnic or something.
A talking drinks pouch with an ego does not make me want to suck on its straw. I'd rather suck on my fisherman friend.
Also any advert with Nicole Scherzinger selling whatever it is that ends up on the end of her nose in a clumsy but oh-so cutesy way.
My worst advert nightmare would be Scherzinger & Capri Sun teaming up to sell something together.
I'd launch the TV out of a window if that ever happens.
Only just seen this tragic advert.
Your advertising agency are f*cking idiots.
Whoever signed this off is a f*cking idiot
Your customers are now exclusively f*cking idiots.
Good effort all round.
Those terrible 'real life' Tesco's ads on the radio. Esp. the bloke who tried cooking a whole salmon for his picky wife/girlfriend. Then he 'broke it'. So he wraps it in pastry and presto, 'Ray's Accidental Salmon Wellington'. Except you've already cooked it you pillock. So you're going to cook it again? You'll end up with a pasty full of pink sawdust.
Or perhaps it didn't really happen and the advertising agency thinks we're all f*cking idiots.