Adverts you hate

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Meh!, Mar 29, 2018.

  1. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Owen Wilson talking ***** to sell sofas waxing his fake beard.
     
  2. All of them - which is why I don't watch live TV or listen to the radio.
     
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  3. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard Squad Player

    'What's a computer?'

    Annoying little ****.
     
  4. Bloke

    Bloke Reservist

    That PPI one where the smarmy bloke starts the add with "what's that? You still haven't claimed your PPI?"
    Pr1ck
     
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  5. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    The ads for quick loans. "Quick quick think". We know exactly who they're aimed at and why, I really wish someone would take a great dump on these companies.
     
  6. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Anything with a whispery slow version of a classic song is instantly hateful.
     
  7. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    All betting adverts, but especially Winston's. The fun has stopped
     
  8. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    All gambling adverts are obliged to either state when the fun stops you stop or for printed/screen adverts must display the website of gamble aware.
     
  9. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    He used to be on The Bill too. What a fall from grace!
     
  10. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    The car hire advert with some yank commenting on renting a car to chickens.

    EE adverts.

    Anything with those bloody meerkats in. If only somebody would ban them for being racist or something.
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Kevin Bacon going on about ‘banging tunes’ like your embarrassing Grandad.
     
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  12. The TUI adverts, they really make me cringe, especially the one where that guy does that lame leap in the air while attempting to dance o_O
     
  13. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Any of the adverts aimed at oldies saving up for funeral costs, very patronising

    Money supermarket adds which have nothing to do with the product they are advertising
     
  14. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    As annoying as it is I got about £5 k back from miss sold financial products so not all bad
     
  15. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    That breakdown rescue ad, with the toddler in the back, lip-syncing to a pop song.
     
  16. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    I agree entirely,infact I was going to post exactly this on the other thread!
    What I dislike most is the fact that they use the Tina Turner version rather than the CCW original.
    Stop it,it's silly!
     
  17. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Absolutely right on both counts. I'm going to crowdfund my funeral
     
  18. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Oh yes! That one with Jamie’s Cordon going to Vegas in a shitheap car and the hicks who rip him off.
     
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  19. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Most perfume ads but especially the ones ‘what would you do for love’ and the one with Captain Jack Sparrow pointlessly burying in the desert.
     
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  20. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Not just oldies, you can start saving at 30 at £1.80 per week. By the time you pass on at 75-80 (all being well) you would have saved enough to build a pyramid to entomb your entire family.
     
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  21. CYHSYF

    CYHSYF Academy Graduate

    dilly dilly - WTF? and the beer is utter pi55
     
  22. Any payday loan company who manage to divert attention from the 564,000% APR.
     
  23. Bloke

    Bloke Reservist

    I'd "like " this post twice if I could!
     
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  24. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    You can guarantee this will be picked up by chavs in bars in Watford as the new twatty thing to say.
     
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  25. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    "If you wanna Diet Coke, have a Diet Coke".

    FECK OFF.
     
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  26. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    The two singing girls. Not funny or good or in anyway related to Nationwide. **** off.
     
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  27. a19tgg

    a19tgg Reservist

    I came into this thread to post just that. Condescending *****. I’ve deliberately avoided drinking any sort of Diet Coke ever since.
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Clear winner in my book. Any andrex advert where some giggling small child tells an equally giggling adult that the toilet roll is as soft as a squid or lobster or some other stupid showy-offy comment. The adult joins in the giggle rather than angrily interrupting and saying " don't be so f*****g stupid you little twerp. Is it soft or like wiping your a*** with sandpaper? That's all we want to know"

    2nd - the Kevin Bacon ads
    3rd - the follow on baby milk adverts that tell mothers what a great job they have done in an ultra patronising way to reassure that follow on milk doesn't mean they have failed their child .
     
  29. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    What channels are you watching? I have never seen those ads.
     
  30. Pob

    Pob Academy Graduate

    I’m tired of “see it, say it, sort it” on the trains. I get it’s for good reasons but I hear it so many times each day going to London. I’m also increasingly irritated by the woman on the tube patronisingly telling me to stand on the right. And don’t getting me started on the kiddy tube voices telling me to stand behind the yellow lines (which I always do btw)
     
  31. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Agreed this is ******* annoying. It even gets translated into Welsh on Arriva Trains Wales.
     
  32. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    It’s “as clean as a squid”. Softness is not an evaluation metric.

    I agree on Kevin Bacon.
     
  33. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    The Capri Sun advert where a family(?) play 'Who Am I?' sat around a picnic or something.
    A talking drinks pouch with an ego does not make me want to suck on its straw. I'd rather suck on my fisherman friend.

    Also any advert with Nicole Scherzinger selling whatever it is that ends up on the end of her nose in a clumsy but oh-so cutesy way.
    Sickeningly twee.

    My worst advert nightmare would be Scherzinger & Capri Sun teaming up to sell something together.
    I'd launch the TV out of a window if that ever happens.
     
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  34. Only just seen this tragic advert.

    Noweth? Noweth?
    Your advertising agency are f*cking idiots.
    Whoever signed this off is a f*cking idiot
    Your customers are now exclusively f*cking idiots.

    Good effort all round.
     
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  35. Those terrible 'real life' Tesco's ads on the radio. Esp. the bloke who tried cooking a whole salmon for his picky wife/girlfriend. Then he 'broke it'. So he wraps it in pastry and presto, 'Ray's Accidental Salmon Wellington'. Except you've already cooked it you pillock. So you're going to cook it again? You'll end up with a pasty full of pink sawdust.

    Or perhaps it didn't really happen and the advertising agency thinks we're all f*cking idiots.
     

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