Adverts you hate

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Meh!, Mar 29, 2018.

  1. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    That is a very valid point. Not a fan of Lidl or Aldi to be honest
     
  2. Keighley

    Keighley Reservist

    They sell some decent wines at rock-bottom prices.

    Otherwise, no.
     
  3. Whippendell Woods

    Whippendell Woods Squad Player

    1 - The annoying ear worm whistle in every radio ad for Mcdonalds. Just fu ck off.

    2 - The earnest lecturing Northern monkey coming on every 5 minutes in Talksport's day banging on about cutting out a few drinks will make all the difference to your belly. Again, fe ck o ff you tw unt. I have to turn the radio down as soon as he starts up.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    WW, the neo Prohibitionists are on a tear at the moment.

    Sally Davies has got her clenched buttocks on the Chief Medical Officer seat & they getting their pr into interstellar overdrive.

    Watch out for the sanctimonious bien pensants.
     
  5. a19tgg

    a19tgg Reservist

    The Extra gum one. Chewing it somehow makes the Dad of the girl whose bedroom you’ve been caught in like you?
     
  6. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north Academy Graduate

    I'm sure they added in the hand shake at the end at a later date.

    Watching it without that made the dadcs smile at the end seem a loot more creepy and perverted!!!
     
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  7. I am very liberal, but just hearing Jenny Eclair loudly proclaim 'Bothersome Vagina' has put me right off my tea.
     
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  8. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I’m not as liberal as you and just reading those words in your post makes me squirm.
     
  9. Keighley

    Keighley Reservist

    Is that the name of her new stand-up comedy show?
     
  10. It was an advert for bothersome vagina cream.
     
  11. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    The M&S advert for their £7 ‘Proshecko’.
     
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  12. Any advert with real people in it. Real people are *****.
     
  13. Watching games through sportmania you often get a canadian feed. There is an advert for a sandwich chain (Arbys) deep fried turkey sandwiches which has the brilliant strapline "If you love it, fry it. And if you don't love it that much, fry it until you love it".
    A design for life, methinks.
     
  14. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn Squad Player

    Trivago.
     
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  15. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Any adverts with actors pretending to be real people.
     
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  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Why would anyone buy a cream that's bothersome ?
     
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  17. Horace_goes_up_north

    Horace_goes_up_north Academy Graduate

    Like bloody Oral B ads!
     
  18. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Quick quid think.

    Yeah, think. Don’t use them.
     
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  19. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    That ******* ice skating advert with him from the office. Don’t even know what it is advertising, what I do know is it’s always on and it ***** me right off
     
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  20. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I’m really enjoying the Elton John ads. Tempted to buy an album or two.
     
  21. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason The One and Only

    The Paco Raban (spelling) after shave ad.

    I mean REALLY how naff is that? Surely nobody can think that those pair of blonds bimbos, one male and one female, are supposed to be cool and on trend duh!!!

    The other ad that is bugging me is the Morrisons Christmas ad.

    I'm not usually into all this PC and sexist retoric, but even I find the way the little girl hesitates and waits for her big brother to say GO ON before doing anything both condesending and sexist. If they had used two childeren of the same sex it would probably have been OK, because we all know younger siblings do usually look up to their older brothers or sisters, but somehow this particular ad just comes across all wrong.
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2018
  22. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    The malteser advers where you have a group of woman having a stupid conversation.

    Fook off.
     
  23. Meister

    Meister Meister Staff Member

    Anyone that uses the term "on trend"
     
  24. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason The One and Only

    What advert is that Meister :rolleyes:
     
  25. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    She’s really rather nice though. Could watch that ad all night.
     
  26. Meister

    Meister Meister Staff Member

    James Dyson and his deegeetall motor.
     
  27. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    A prime example of marketing hype. That great inventor and visionary James Dyson has created a digital motor for a digital age. Just don’t tell the digital generation that DC motors have been around for over 100 years and are used in all manner of things.

    What he doesn’t tell you is that those hoovers make an ear piercing noise and provide very little suck.

    I don’t expect anybody on here to take my advice, my wife bought one despite my protests!
     
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  28. Harefield Yellow

    Harefield Yellow Academy Graduate

    Sun Life Over-50.

    "It's June, Dad.....
    "These came next-door by mistake" etc.

    Just f**k off & die June.
     
  29. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    In my limited experience, Dyson look nice but don’t work particularly well.

    Presumably most are used by maids & cleaners.
     
  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Why would anyone want a cream to give them a bothersome vagina?
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    You've already posted this when logged in as me #191
     
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  32. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It takes me logging back in as you to remind myself what I'd previously posted as you. I must keep a database.
     
  33. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Jenny Eclair pull down her knickers to reveal....


    THE FACE OF PIERS MORGAN ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
     
  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    Your stats-man login, Davidmsawyer, could do that for you surely ?
     
  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Your next match with us isn't until March!

    Excellent to see you here.
     

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