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    Official status update thread

    Please only reply to update status

    For those who only occasionally dip into the forum to keep track of things

    Graham Taylor - Stepped down
    Bas - Still here
    Chairman - interim
    Affleck - not discredited
    Sir Elton of John - has not severed ties from club
    Italian investors - not here
    Murray - still here
    Mapps - still here
    Tommy Smith - not signed FML
    Walcott - Wages
    Calum Calumny - unsigned
    The salad brothers - not here
    Homer - not here
    East stand - not completed
    SW corner - not completed
    Pitch - being laid
    L*&%n - non-league
    Watford - Championship
    Number of Doyley goals - 1
    Sean's voice - gruff
    Sean's beard - ginger
    MM - Traitor
    England's chances in Euros - 0%
    Brendan Rodgers Integrity - Back in the gutter where we are used to it being
    Watford Boring - Never! lol
    Identity of Angelos - possible Lawyer of BBB
    Spiney Norman - following admin / not chairman

    Daily update complete!

    Someone else will have to update over the weekend as I am going to Italy - To finalise a deal
    HM updated 01/06/12
     
    Last edited: May 31, 2012
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    You realise that you're going to have to keep this updated now don't you.:sign13:
     
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    Hadn't thought of that but happy too
     
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    I demand Spiny Norman's status be considered and followed. And whether Callum Calumny has signed.
     
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    Tommy smith signed yet?
     
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    Brendan Rodgers: Integrity intact
     
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    Graham Taylor - Stepped down
    Bas - Still here
    Chairman - interim
    Affleck - not discredited
    Sir Elton of John - has not severed ties from club
    Italian investors - not here
    Murray - still here
    Mapps - still here
    Tommy Smith - not signed FML
    Walcott - Wages
    Calum Calumny - unsigned
    The salad brothers - not here
    Homer - not here
    East stand - not completed
    SW corner - not completed
    Pitch -being laid
    L*&%n - non-league
    Watford - Championship
    Number of Doyley goals - 1
    Sean's voice - gruff
    Sean's beard - ginger
    MM - Traitor
    England's chances in Euros - 0%
    Brendan Rodgers - Integrity intact
    Watford Boring - Never! lol
    Identity of Angelos - possible Lawyer of BBB
    Spiney Norman - following admin / not chairman

    Daily update complete!

    Someone else will have to update over the weekend as I am going to Italy - To finalise a deal
     
    Cthulhu, May 31, 2012
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    comedy genius.....and he probably doesn't get it either!! :naughty:
     
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    I have met angelo..... Nice guy!
     
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    Yellow order / section / seating / To be confirmed.
     
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    Yellow & Red Lion - Now a community pub
    (can someone confirm this as I don't live in West Watford)
     
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    So. What has changed over the weekend?

    Nothing by the looks of it
     
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    Prince Philip slipped away from the celebrations last night, ostensibly with illness, but there are rumours on twitter that he's finalising a buyout of Watford for the Queen.

    Either way, we should hear very soon.
     
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    couldn't Elton just buy it without help ?
     
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    Admin has been a bit funny over the weekend, I think Spiney Norman has 'moved in' to his house.
     
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    Nothing happening.

    It is dull day. Moog was wrong. The cake IS A LIE
     
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    pitch needs soil and seeds i guess is the only news
     
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    Please only reply to update status

    For those who only occasionally dip into the forum to keep track of things

    Graham Taylor - Stepped down
    Bas - after "key gate" wants to sell to Pozzo
    Affleck - seems to hav been right all along ish
    Sir Elton of John - has not severed ties from club
    Italian investors - Pozzo. Udinese
    Murray - still here
    Mapps - still here
    Tommy Smith - not signed FML
    Walcott - Goal scoring super star hero
    Calum Calumny - unsigned
    The salad brothers - not here
    Homer - not here
    East stand - not completed
    SW corner - not completed
    Pitch - being laid
    L*&%n - non-league
    Watford - Championship
    Number of Doyley goals - 1
    Sean's voice - gruff
    Sean's beard - ginger
    MM - Traitor
    England's chances in Euros - slight
    Brendan Rodgers Integrity - Back in the gutter where we are used to it being
    Watford Boring - Never! lol
    Spiney Norman - following admin / not chairman
     
    Last edited: Jun 18, 2012
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    Watford to be taken over by the Pozzo family
    Football Fixtures announced
    Zola to be Watford's new manager
    Bassini sues SkySports.

    Just a regular day at the Vic.
     
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    On the official site it now says a sale has been agreed with the Pozzo's.
     
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