Things you hate IV

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I won some radio phone in competitions years back where you had to call in and leave a voice message by being overly enthusiastic, especially when they called me back. I won a Capital Radio phone in for a load of formula one gear and the bast**ds never sent it.
     
  2. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I quite like Pointless but always watch it on catch up for this reason - fast forward through all the pointless (‘scuse the pun) chat and only watch the quiz bit. I like “House of Games” because there’s very little “getting to know you” crap as it’s not the general public.
     
  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    'Hi brainless Celeb who hasn't scored a point all week, if you win today's show, which of this tut do you want as your prize?'

    And it's Thursday ffs. Learn how Answer Smash works!
     
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  4. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    My favourite things on House of Games are:
    1. The ‘celebs’ who are totally unable to mask their competitive drive while pretending to be generous to their opponents.
    2. The ‘celebs’ preparing to admonish their agents for landing them on a show that makes them look stupid on national TV.
     
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  5. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    If you don't mind I'd like to correct this slightly.
    2. The ‘celebs’ preparing to admonish their agents for landing them on a show that shows how ****ing stupid they actually are on national TV.

    I also like the way they edit the time between the end of the question and the time it takes for a celeb to buzz.
     
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  6. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Eggheads is a other that religiously sticks to scripts
     
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I spoke to someone whose cousin is Jenny 'The Vixen' Ryan off The Chase. She had been on Only Connect and apparently they edit the buzzer on the missing vowels round, because viewers complained that they never had a chance to guess before the nerds on the show got it.

    I suspected that HoG was the other way round. If I was a celeb I'd be going home with a onesie, fondu set, wheelie case, dartboard and tool box, plus the trophy.

    Speaking of OC, Victoria Mitchell's attempts at humour. Ugh.
     
  8. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    FTFY.
     
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  9. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Yes, we are surprised at how slow the celebs are much of the time. Although, tbf, I am pretty hopeless at the dating and averages rounds.
     
  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm pretty good at dating and better than average on the average round.

    Also, for 'where is Kazakhstan' it's quite surprising to see wealthy people who are generally likely to be more well travelled unable to pinpoint France or China on a map of their respective continents.
     
  11. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Every now and again we have a work quiz night, (trust me, it's better than it sounds), on teams which works really well. When it's my turn to host I'd LOVE to do a round where people have to guess a location as it's one of my favourites but I have no idea exactly how to do that remotely??
     
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I love quizzes. I spend my free time on Sporcle or quizzing against Wiz and Nug (from the Forum quiz league).

    It's my ambition to get on Millionaire and i apply every series, without success. I was once on The Chase.

    There might be something you can do with Google forms, which allows people to submit answers. The key thing is you don't want people to be able to see other people's guesses or they can piggy back and get lucky happened to me in a zoom quiz. They asked how long the river Thames is, in miles. I guessed something like 209. I couldn't remember exactly but knew it was close. Everyone after me used that as a benchmark so guessed 210, 211, 212 etc. It's actually 215.
     
  13. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Kahoot is a good application. Create an account and set up the questions, you can have pictures etc. Then once the quiz is ready you send the participants a code, which they then use on a mobile app. During the quiz share your screen so they see the questions one by one, then they submit their answers on the phone. No one else can see what anyone has answered.
     
  14. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    My wife is a teacher and she uses Kahoot loads as it keeps the kids slightly more engaged than usual. They all sing the wait music when it counts down the answer time.
     
  15. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Come on Moog, you can't just leave us hanging like that, how was the experience, who were you up against and did you win?
     
  16. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Better still, it's probably on YouTube.

    My cousin's husband was on some quiz presented by Tess Daly (can't remember the name) on the lottery show in the mid-00s and won a trip to the Beijing Olympics. He was very surprised to find that someone had uploaded the whole show on there a few weeks ago.
     
  17. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Oi ! I'm no gameshow prize !
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It was great fun
    It was the Sinner Man
    Yes we won

    It was very tense because he gave 'anthracite' as the answer to a question where it should have been 'coal' but the adjudicator ruled it should have been accepted. They then had to reshoot the 6 or 7 questions that would have followed and make them exactly match the time he took.

    We won by a whisker as he just didn't have time to blurt out the year on a kronenberg bottle before the timer sounded.
     
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  19. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    It’s easy to know which episode as Moog was all four contestants
     
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  20. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Google forms is pretty easy to use and has a quiz function.

    Used it for exactly what you described. Can go multiple choice or free text
     
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  21. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    See above. Mucked up quotes
     
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  22. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    People who love to take the piss, but can't handle it when it is taken out of them.
     
  23. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    BT. They have arbitrarily moved us on to their “digital voice service” today. We are supposed to plug our phone into the BT hub apparently. Our hub is set up in a completely different room and is up on a shelf where you can’t put a phone. So today our landline has stopped working, we have patchy mobile reception so can’t rely on that plus our alarm system is linked to our landline. Have been on hold trying to get through to BT for 30 mins and counting. ****ers.
     
  24. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Yep, BT are always found out the moment something goes wrong. A shower of bas*ards.
     
  25. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I got through after 45 mins on hold. Apparently we need some adapter sent to us to get any of our extension handsets to work, which will take 24 - 48 hrs to arrive. The only way we’ve managed to plug in our main handset to the hub is by putting a table into the bloody boiler room and now the phone rings out but isn’t accepting calls in. And we’ve been told we need to speak to the alarm company as their system might not be compatible. It’s a ******* joke.
     
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  26. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I have in the past threatened or even sent companies an invoice for my time in cases like this. Rarely settled but tends to get things done.

    I actively go out of my way to avoid dealing with BT. I'd actually pay more to use an alternative provider.
     
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  27. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    Programs with sub titles.
    I don't mean the odd one for context, I mean the whole program.
     
  28. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    What?

    You'd rather watch with dubbed English or just dont want to watch tv thats not in English?
     
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  29. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Can't you switch them off?
     
  30. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    I like subtitles and subtitled films. I don’t actively have them on when not needed of course, but I recently re-watched Scarface with them on having not seen it for years and it was great. I’m going to do the same with Tenet as a lot of the dialogue is hard to catch.
     
  31. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Might I suggest you see if your copy has an "Audio Descriptive Track" and put that on as well so you can work out WTF is happening.
     
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  32. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Well, reading bits and bobs after I watched it in an attempt to understand it, I came across the suggestion that you absolutely need to watch it twice to understand it, but that watching again with subtitles massively helps in that regard too.
     
  33. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Having a missus who is going deaf, (she has a cochlear implant now), subtitles are an absolute must in our household. I'm so used to them now that I'll even keep them on when nobody is watching but me. Programs that don't have the subtitle option don't get watched in our house.
     
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  34. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    I can't read the subtitles and fully concentrate on what is happening. There seems to be so many new shows that sound interesting until the summary ends with "Italian with subtitles" or "Swedish with subtitles".

    Yes I would prefer dubbed English as I cannot watch them as they are.
     
  35. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    That is a different thing, I also turn the subtitles on for programs where pronunciation is hard to pick up the actual words occasionally. But this is just a glance when needed not something you have to rely on for everything.
     

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