[NOT HAPPENING] Mario Balotelli

clever doesnt have any dates on there or anything

nearly had me @TomWatfordFC

 

He's f*&king coming ain't he ?????

 

A shock move to Luton on the cards?

 

PLEASE MAKE IT TRUE!!!!

 

I'd go and verify but I really don't want to go anywhere near Luton.

 

So obvious that we've stuck Forestieri in an Uber from Udine to Brescia to get him on this flight.

But until the window slams shut, I'm prepared to believe this is Super Mario on his way!

 

you are pulling my leg arnt you Tom? Lol

 

Pretty conclusive evidence to me

 

Flying the plane himself, classic Mario

 

No. I ******* refuse to believe this.

 

you and me both!

 

Whilst not even looking in the right direction. #Bantzzz

 

Has this fruit-loop signed yet?

 

4 1/2 hrs left to make this happen. Come on Gino!!

 

By my calculations we shouldn't expect an announcement till about 21:30 at the earliest.

 

Reckon it will take that long?

 

Serie A window closes at 7pm....

 

Let the fireworks begin!

 

That’s only inbound isn’t it?

 

Yes. And Brescia aren’t Serie A.

 

That doesn't matter. Watford can sign players until 11pm. Italian clubs can sell, but cannot buy after 7pm.

 

No idea - I just googled the closing time of each window and that's all I got, I didn't look deeper.

You're probably right because Bundesliga was 5pm and they are still rabbiting on about Sancho going to United.

 

Brilliant news, if he comes here, he's the missing piece in the jigsaw, if he goes to the scum, he's washed up

 

Allocated 40 mins to get to the training ground, 4 hours for medical and 1 hour for contract and formalities.

 

Yeah, but Watford can sit on the announcement for at least 3 weeks so a long way to go yet.

 

Boo or clap?

 

Tom do you have an inside scoop? Or is this an elaborate yarn where the pieces all fit together perfectly and then at 11pm your going to go got ya suckers!

I hope it’s the later lol.

 

Clap, definitely clap.

 

No inside knowledge whatsoever, just piecing together what I have read.

 

My god, just checked and hes only just turned 30. What a waste to end up in The Championship and Serie B when youre only just passed your best.

 

Agyakwa just gone out on loan. That's Balotelli's #45 shirt freed up.

 

On one hand it seems so completely and utterly ludicrous that you just don’t believe it would happen. He looks horrendously unfit and he has to be a liability off of the pitch. So it’s a no.

On the other hand it’s Mario ****ing Balotelli! Genius, completely mental and utter *********ry king who definitely has a few more goals left in his locker. So I’m totally in.

Ready to be delighted and heartbroken when he inevitably doesn’t sign!

 

Off to Serie C Como...