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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. kVA

    kVA Reservist


    Parrot:
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    Cockatoo:
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  2. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Why do I get the feeling that Marie is Korean?

    Hallo is anybody selling puppies please ? I was dog owner before. I trained my dogs as well. I have experience. I love have a dog again for long time and now. When my older son keep go on on about it. I love that idea again.
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Racist
     
  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Racist.
     
  5. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

  6. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    You rumbled me.
     
  7. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Plonker! Thought it was RD.
     
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  8. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Yet more carnage at Morrisons:

    The car wash at Morrisons broke down mid wash and left me trapped inside my vehicle.

    Whilst I accept that these things happen, and I knew someone would help me eventually, what I don't accept is being hung up on a record SEVEN times by the store.

    If this was an emergency situation or my vehicle was on fire, I'd be dead by now.
     
  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    At least it was a record. I'm sure the bloke who needed 6 calls to get someone to get him out of the car wash will be gutted this morning. The writer really should think of his feelings.
     
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  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    giveaway
    I have a large 68" x 100" to give away. Beige all one colour, high pile, recently shampooed in excellent condition. View central Pinner

    I've always wondered what giving it large meant, now thanks to Nextdoor I know.
     
  11. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    What is it ? A rug ? A carpet ? A dog ?
     
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  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Dunno but it's big recently cleaned and arranged in a pile. A massive anaemic turd?
     
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  13. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Dumped in central Pinner.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Who cares - it's free. Gino has bought it and it will be forming 50% of our central defensive unit tonight.
     
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  15. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Given the size, stick it in goal.
     
  16. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    The turd suggestion sounds right as if you stood on the top you can view Central Pinner
     
  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Science's biggest mysteries no. 238: is it safe to give dogs raw chicken?
    This is only a snapshot, so get into RCCG for the full debate!
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  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    And some comments [​IMG]
     
  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    "raw bones are soft"...hmmmm.
    Had a red kite sitting in a small tree in our garden before, looking at our very old cat who was indoors asleep pressed against the window. It seemed to be drooling. The equivalent of the vultures circling.
     
  20. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Found a bargain in the Ruislip, Eascote, nortwhood and pinner community group

    24 February at 15:24

    Office chair
    £99
    Greenford, England
    Used office chair , most comfortable one I have used so far.

    Collection ub6 0eu

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  21. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    £99?! It's got a hole in the seat, says flabbergasted of Berkshire
     
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  22. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    You'd get a brand new one for that sort of money.
     
  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I believe red kites only like old, rank, rotting flesh.
     
  24. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    It’s alright, they only like chicken wings.

    Question is. Which source?
     
  25. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    And a scuzzy stain on it.

    Actually, I give you £110.
     
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  26. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    They are becoming like vermin. There’s a reason that the Victorian’s killed most of them off.

    #skyfoxes
     
  27. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Not with the scuzz mark tho!
     
  28. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    I see, he's one of those fake homeless people who just likes camping out by Morrisons over winter.

    Who doesn't love the great outdoors?
     
  29. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    You wouldn't get this sort of stuff goign on at Waitrose. Maybe someone ought to suggest she changes shop?
     
  30. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    Outside Waitrose someone would have the decency to buy him a Waitrose essentials chai tea and some cous cous.

    Unless he was one of those drug addicts with the e-ciggs. My ex-army 95 year old disabled uncle walked past one once and the second hand smoke made him high and hallucinate xxxx
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Not so. However they do need the bones too, not just nice cuts of meet that people leave out. There was an issue with their egg shells breaking before time due to a lack of calcium in particularly "spoilt" kites !
     
  32. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Extra ventilation hence premium pricing.
     
  33. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    In what way ? They eat up dead animals.
     
  34. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Well as we're returning some imbeciles' imaginings of the Victorian age I'm assuming that the birds are going to be on the hit list again? #let_them_eat_kite, #to_the_future_via_the_past
     
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  35. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Correct. I believe it's classed a custom modification.
     

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