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The key is to read it while driving

 

You know global warming's real when TM gets earlier every year.

 

Susan must be a vegan:
To anyone who uses the lanes between Croxley and Hempstead Rd in particular. Please, please, please go slowly, especially at dawn and dusk.There are deer on these roads !!! On my way home tonight I stopped for a poor baby girl muntjac which had been hit by a car. She was screaming in pain ! Her mother was calling her from Whippendell Woods. No one stopped to help me - even a Police car overtook my car parked with hazards on in the dark !! Eventually a lovely man in a silver 4x4 stopped and gently lifted her up onto the verge that she had rollled off. He gave me a hug and checked I was o.k. Thankyou so very much to that lovely man !!! I stayed and stroked her gently whilst she died. I am heatbroken !! PLEASE slow down on these roads.

Gayle is definitely a meat eater:
Poor baby poor mum poor you. Thankyou so much for caring and giving baby a little comfort in its last minutes. How awful for you all. But i totally applaud you for caring whilst other bastards drove by especially the one that hit the baby. Lots of love to you xxx

When will these deer start wearing high vis vests so we can spot them at night?

 

Her Mother Was Calling From Whippendell Woods is a Kate Bush song isn’t it?

 

Won’t somebody please think of the deer?

Lots of exclamation marks.

Why did the police car have its hazard lights on?

It reads like a Mills and Boon book. Will she seek to meet this mysterious lovely man again?

 

We need to hear the rest of this story. How did she taste in the stew ?

 

I always thought it was *** Tuesday. Too much uncertainty about the week ahead on a Monday. Alliteration too.

Sauce: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*** Tuesday

 

It is in Watford.

From where she grew up, KB should be Charlton Ath.

 

Mills & Boon much sharper than that.

Within their formula, these books are taut.

 

Has anybody taken a moment to think about the driver that hit the deer?

Could be a tough time, potentially staring down the barrel of a car repair bill.

Hopefully they find the animal blood removal expert that nascot posted about earlier in the thread.

 

Not at my school they weren’t.

 

Haivis went to Bounemouth m8

 

Proof that you shouldn't be on your phone whilst on the road.

 

Deer/roadkill involved in RTC's are generally not very good for eating as the meat is too badly "bruised" - allegedly.

PS. It probably wasn't a baby muntjac - it was fully grown, a male and involved in a rut - it was probably screaming abuse at another male.

 

Is there a community network for Garston does anyone know?

My aforementioned 80 year old mum's 'blue' bin has gone missing post this morning's collection and she is fretting about it. Its got a big number 11 on it.

(I presume this is how this thread really works)

 

i've jus checked outside my house m8 and it aint there #pray4bin

 

Is it light or dark Blue? I haven’t seen one today but if it is plastic maybe it has been recycled?!
Are’s just have a blue lid btw.

 

Ys m8, s calld "Residents Of Garston (Watford)"

 

Me 2 tho there was a number 14 if that helps coz it might meen its' near by ? Though this wasn't a blue bin, it was a black bin, but a black bin with a blue lid so not sure if that's the same type of bin as the type of bin that your looking for. Soz, your mum is looking for Wot am I like #lostbinhotline

 

r u sayin i nicked it?

 

Know. You might of nicked it and you might not of nicked it. Proberbly not tho as your #pray4bin sounded genuine.

 

Hope you find it cos the cost 've a new one will skyrocket wot with this brexit malarckie.

 

Wen I grew up my mom and dad only had one bin for evry think. It was smaller than the bins wot we have now and the councal collecked it evry weak. Now we have grate big plastick bins, I dunno wot go’s in what and they only colleckt fourtnightly.
I hope aftr Breggsit we can go back to that system coz it werked
I hope u find it soone. Xx

 

Mom?

 

"Where's ya bin?"
"Down the shops"
No Where's Ya wheelie bin?
"I've wheelie been down the shops"

That was my late gran's favourite joke.

 

Munjac are known to be utter ****s amongst the deer community

 

Oh goodness how awful!!! Xx

 

Cw: mild racism

Dustman knocks on the door and a Chinese man comes out. The dustman says "Where's; your bin"?

Chinese man says I bin in the bedroom.

Dustman says "No where is your dust bin"?

Chinese man says "I just told you I dust bin in the bedroom".

Dustman says "NO, where is your wheelie bin".

Chinese man says "ok I wheelie been having a ****".

 

Can’t really dislike that after you’ve done that Facebook thing of mentioning your late gran. RIPxx

 

But in fairness to the species, muntjac venison tartar served on slices of griddled sour-dough is delicious -so there's good and bad in everything. Except you.

 

I'll have you know that I'm well tasty.

 

OMG You wont believe this. My mun's bin has been returned by this AMAZING bloke, literally a giant. How he new which house it came from we don't know. Must be sikick. Love to all who sent messages of support XXXX

 

This was forwarded by my brother who lives in Abbots

 

How do you turn down a bonfire ?