Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.
If u posted fins like this agen I will reported u lol
Just be thankful that it wasn’t the avocado smasher.
This beautiful poem was shared in the Melton Mowbray group. So touching, makes me think of all the ickle kitties who are in heaven now wiv da angles and da baby jebus hun x
I fully agree - eats must be seanned.
‘to some I may be just a eat’
Poor little bugger will end up in someone’s JustEat order if someone doesn’t scoop it up and take it to a vet.
"The pussy army" . I think I may have been on their website before.
Jo asks: Looking for advice. We have a fox and her cubs living under our shed and once they leave we need to know how to deter them from coming back. Last year we put new fence panels in and dropped chunks of concrete near the entrance but she has come back this year. It’s driving our dog mad and the fox attached her this morning so we need to make sure she does not come back again. Any advice welcome.
Must be a bit awkward if the fox is now attached to her dog?
Throwing cold water over them doesn't do anything. She just has to wait and let nature take its course.
I'm pretty sure these are the lyrics to Enter Sandman by Metallica.
Surely she just needs to get a proper dog? One that takes pleasure in ripping vulpine **** apart?
Just doing some painting and bought some Valspar paint from B&Q. I am really suruggling with it. It won't cover , it's blotchy and can't get a smooth finish. Well just check Trustpilot and it seems I'm not the only one with 74% bad reviews. Make sure you read before you are tempted to buy. Luckily I only have a small area to sand back and start again which something else. I shall be asking for my money back
It seems someone has misinterpreted the details of rubbish collection day and made off with our food pod. Any ideas on the process to obtain a replacement?
So Matt didn't notice the mini hurricane blowing through for the last 2 days and assumes someone's nicked it. Lawless Britain?
I must thank Mandy for posting this though:
Knowing how thick the locals must be from reading the Facebook group, I expect Morrisons thought they could cash in.
"My 17-year old’s just passed his driving test and we’re looking for black box/insurance recommendations please. The policies all appear quite different around curfews, % reductions, mileage, etc. Thanks."
It's a true scandal how difficult it is to get hold of insurance companies these days!
There should be some way to easily go compare policies. We need to be able to compare the market so we don't end up confused. If someone could somehow make a site which helped uswitch then they would make a lot of moneysupermarket
It’s a tough meerkat, that’s for sure.
Guess the last one she had round was a bit ruff.
What a ******* moron. CORGI registration ended in 2009.
In Asda of all places!
Can't believe I was getting slatted in asda for telling the security someone just walked out with a jumper without paying
Stupid cow at least I care about people stealing from us. The security was busy at the time with something else. So up your pipe
Big graphic meme style post with thinking face emojis and frown face emojis;
Why do cars have to be roadworthy, when roads are not car worthy?
Because I dont want your steering failing and running over my family, hun.
Currently I'm getting bombarded with things such as:
Bet you can't name a city that doesn't have an A in it. 93% of people will fail. Bet you won't share this.
YOU F***ING MORONS. Just die.
You win, it's actually Brum.
Correct. No one from Birmingham has ever scored an A on a test.
Does Troy know where you live?
No, he failed geography luckily enough.
Where is Backer Street? I'll never see my necklace again.
Never mind, Marj was only jesting.
Kimberly isn't happy:
Asking for the person, if on this page or if someone knows them, who drove into my car last night out the back of Ryman Court, Stag Lane, to get in touch with me, before I call the police for a failure to stop!
I have witness information, but asking you to do the right thing before I take it further.
I'd be willing to bet she does not have witness information which is why she's asking!
And the police will tell her if no one is injured she should just tell her insurance and let them sort it.
Had the old fashioned version of community networking a week or so ago.
A few notices went up on the lampposts around my way with the title:
"This has to stop before someone gets killed."
Essentially it was someone complaining about the traffic along this road which is the main link between two parades of shops. The gist of her complaint was that buses were too wide and had damaged cars parked both sides and cars were travelling too fast. She had put up a link to a petition to get speed bumps installed and smaller buses (They're called MPVs love).
My guess is she was annoyed someone had had her wing mirror off because she'd parked opposite another car or 2 foot into the road . I was incredibly suprised to see that the phrase "Won't somebody think of the children" wasn't used.
The road is a main thoroughfare. It's blighted by parking both sides because resident are too lazy or incompetent to park on their drives or have converted their garage into a room with a ******* great big telly 6 foot up the wall.
Yes but I saw you Reids. Clumsy driving and then you just drove off. It's not right. I will feel obliged to shop you unless you like my post .
Just need a rant; another night of very few hours sleep!!!! Roadworks night after night ever since they started the zebra crossing on Uxbridge Road. Again tonight full on machinery going, hammering, grinding and flashing lights!!!!! Plus the crossing markings are very badly thought out and the wrong way round for pedestrians and cyclists. I know they have to do the work but actually feeling really low and very tired now. and breathe....
I think we'd all prefer if she didn't
Hello all my friends. Went to Infuzions in Ricky tonite (old Maharaja). Opening night, what a shambles. It’s fusion Asian, 5 different foods, how can that work? Complimentary glass of wine, more like mouthwash! Service appalling. Couldn’t get our bill sorted, took ages. All in all, avoid! Shame as we thought another decent restaurant in Ricky was what we looked forward to. Lesson for owners, focus on one Asian food, not five!