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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    If u posted fins like this agen I will reported u lol
     
  2. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Just be thankful that it wasn’t the avocado smasher.
     
  3. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    This beautiful poem was shared in the Melton Mowbray group. So touching, makes me think of all the ickle kitties who are in heaven now wiv da angles and da baby jebus hun x


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  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I fully agree - eats must be seanned.
     
  5. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    ‘to some I may be just a eat’

    Poor little bugger will end up in someone’s JustEat order if someone doesn’t scoop it up and take it to a vet.
     
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  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    "The pussy army" . I think I may have been on their website before.
     
  7. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Jo asks: Looking for advice. We have a fox and her cubs living under our shed and once they leave we need to know how to deter them from coming back. Last year we put new fence panels in and dropped chunks of concrete near the entrance but she has come back this year. It’s driving our dog mad and the fox attached her this morning so we need to make sure she does not come back again. Any advice welcome.

    Must be a bit awkward if the fox is now attached to her dog?
     
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  8. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Throwing cold water over them doesn't do anything. She just has to wait and let nature take its course.
     
  9. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    I'm pretty sure these are the lyrics to Enter Sandman by Metallica.
     
  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Surely she just needs to get a proper dog? One that takes pleasure in ripping vulpine **** apart?
     
  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Pete says:

    Just doing some painting and bought some Valspar paint from B&Q. I am really suruggling with it. It won't cover , it's blotchy and can't get a smooth finish. Well just check Trustpilot and it seems I'm not the only one with 74% bad reviews. Make sure you read before you are tempted to buy. Luckily I only have a small area to sand back and start again which something else. I shall be asking for my money back
     
  12. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Matt comments:

    It seems someone has misinterpreted the details of rubbish collection day and made off with our food pod. Any ideas on the process to obtain a replacement?

    So Matt didn't notice the mini hurricane blowing through for the last 2 days and assumes someone's nicked it. Lawless Britain?
     
  13. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    I must thank Mandy for posting this though:

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    Knowing how thick the locals must be from reading the Facebook group, I expect Morrisons thought they could cash in.
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    "My 17-year old’s just passed his driving test and we’re looking for black box/insurance recommendations please. The policies all appear quite different around curfews, % reductions, mileage, etc. Thanks."

    It's a true scandal how difficult it is to get hold of insurance companies these days!

    There should be some way to easily go compare policies. We need to be able to compare the market so we don't end up confused. If someone could somehow make a site which helped uswitch then they would make a lot of moneysupermarket
     
  15. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    It’s a tough meerkat, that’s for sure.
     
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  16. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse Strangeland

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    Guess the last one she had round was a bit ruff.
     
  17. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    What a ******* moron. CORGI registration ended in 2009.
     
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  18. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    In Asda of all places!

    Can't believe I was getting slatted in asda for telling the security someone just walked out with a jumper without paying
    Stupid cow at least I care about people stealing from us. The security was busy at the time with something else. So up your pipe
     
  19. Hornpete

    Hornpete Reservist

    Big graphic meme style post with thinking face emojis and frown face emojis;

    Why do cars have to be roadworthy, when roads are not car worthy?

    Because I dont want your steering failing and running over my family, hun.
     
  20. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    Currently I'm getting bombarded with things such as:

    Bet you can't name a city that doesn't have an A in it. 93% of people will fail. Bet you won't share this.

    YOU F***ING MORONS. Just die.
     
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  21. Hornpete

    Hornpete Reservist

    Birmingham.
     
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  22. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    You win, it's actually Brum.
     
  23. Meister

    Meister Administrator Staff Member

    Correct. No one from Birmingham has ever scored an A on a test.
     
  24. Unhappy bunny

    Unhappy bunny Squad Player

    Does Troy know where you live?
     
  25. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse Strangeland

    No, he failed geography luckily enough.
     

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