[SIGNED perm] Ken Sema

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Carpster, Jul 4, 2018.

  1. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    'Darude' by Sandstorm.
     
  2. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Would never, ever change Z-Cars, but, with a gun against my head, might meekly suggest Darude as an alternative.
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    TD09 may have some competition for "The Guvnor" role.
     
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    He's like a hybrid of Bruce Dyer and Carl Weathers. Get him in!
     
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  5. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    When the sun shines, we shine together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be your friend
    Took an oath that I'm a stick it out till the end
    Now that it's raining more than ever
    Know that we still have each other
    You can stand under my Ken Sema
    You can stand under my Ken Sema, Sema, Sema, eh, eh, eh
    Under my Ken Sema, Sema, Sema, eh, eh, eh
    Under my Ken Sema, Sema, Sema, eh, eh, eh
    Under my Ken Sema, Sema, Sema, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
     
  6. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    If the Swedish fans are anything to go by on twitter then this could be a very good deal for us. They rate him very highley, some are shocked that he hasn’t gone to a top club in one of the five major European leagues. Of course their bias, but still, sounds promising.
     
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  7. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    As I suspected... supposedly the fee is only £2mil! Partly helped by Sema being in the last year of his contract. Worth a punt then.
     
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  8. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

  9. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    If there's something strange,
    In your neighbourhood,
    Who you gonna call?
    Ken Sema!
    If there's something weird,
    And it don't look good,
    Who you gonna call?
    Ken Sema!
    Do do do do do do do do do dododo do do do do doooo
    He'll ******* murder ya
     
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  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Watford

    Clap clap

    Watford

    Clap clap


    With on goal Ben foster

    And

    In midfield ken Sema
     
  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Have we been relegated on a recount?
     
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  12. DrewH

    DrewH Administrator Staff Member

    http://ostersundsfk.se/ken-sema-tar-ett-nytt-kliv-i-karriaren/

    The alternative to signing Trezeguet it would seem. Looks decent though, left-footed too which is handy.
     
  13. oxhey67

    oxhey67 Squad Player

    Osterlund have confirmed the deal on their website, pending a medical. A medical for the player NOT the website.
    Fee is supposedly SEK 20million (£1.7m) and, surprise surprise, it'll be a 5 year deal.

    Below is the translation from the tweet Markoa$ posted a link to (above.)

    *stersund confirms: Sema leaves for the Premier League

    Only a medical examination remains before the transition is in port.

    "The whole club wants to congratulate him," said *FK's chairman Daniel Kindberg to the club's website.

    When *stersund's FK took off in all Swedish, they acquired Ken Sema, 24, from Ljungskile SK.
    The move became a success for the outfield squadron, who won the national defeat during the *FK and was finally included in a discussion about a World Cup.
    Now it's clear Ken Sema takes the next step in his career. *stersund FC has confirmed that they sell the midfielder to the Premier League club Watford.
    Medical examination remains

    "Ken Sema is a great person both on and off the plane. I am very happy for him and the whole club wants to congratulate him. At the same time, he will of course be missing", says Daniel Kindberg, chairman of *stersund FC, to the club's website.

    On Wednesday, Ken Sema flew to London to undergo the medical examination, which is the only thing left before the transition is completed.
    At a completed medical examination, Ken Sema will sign a five-year contract with Watford. Announced cost SEK 20 million.

    Semas's contract with *stersund's FK extended its year. Although only half a year remained on the contract, *stersunds-Posten states that Watford pays over SEK 20 million in transitional sum.

    In Watford, who finished last 14th in the Premier League, Ken Sema is team-mate with Pontus Dahlberg, who left IFK Gothenburg earlier this summer.
    There were a total of 84 race matches for Ken Sema in the *FK sweater.
     
  14. fan

    fan slow toaster

    All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see you eyes
    ken sema, ken sema
    I never thought that a guy like you could ever care for me, ken sema
    All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tight
    ken sema, ken sema
    I didn't know you were looking for more than I could ever be
    Not quite a year since i youtubed trezeuet, ken sema yeah!
    Now you've come and I have to say
    Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, ken sema
    Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, ken sema yeah!

     
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  15. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Maybe HB1 was right and we did go down ?
     
  16. Irishorn

    Irishorn Gael Force

    Google translate is always a good laugh.

    "There were a total of 84 race matches for Ken Sema in the *FK sweater."

    He will not need a sweater in his races, once he moves from Sweden.
     
  17. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    It said "Top club in one of the five major European leagues" :)
     
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  18. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    This ties in with what I've been hearing for the past couple of weeks.

    Remember, I pretend to own a chain of saunas in Ostend, so I hear about these things first.
     
  19. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Ken Sema, Ken Sema,
    We're meant to be together,
    We'll be here and you'll be near,
    Until we loan you back to Sweden in January.

    Shakira, Shakira!
     
  20. goldenstate-goldenboy

    goldenstate-goldenboy First Year Pro

    I swear to god it's like the club is intent on signing players exclusively in positions where we already have capable cover. Expect 3 more midfielders and another right back before the transfer window ends.
     
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  21. Obscure Stiff challenge:


    I'm sending ken semaphore signals to the green belt
    Messages of love down to her house
    ken Semaphore signals to the girl I love
    Ken Semaphore signals coming down from above
     
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  22. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Hope no nasty viruses coursing through either the site or Ken.
     
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  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    #noracism
     
  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    We are, aren't we?

    Clearly, not Top, Top.
     
  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player



    Could be a tad obscure for 24 yo Ken from Sweden.

    Presumably he's more familiar with

     
  26. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    How's the mood amongst the brazen birch beaters of Brabant?

    Quietly confident or just hairily sweaty?

    (I appreciate that Ostend is in the province of West Flanders rather than Walloon Brabant but sauna folk do talk. Word certainly spreads.)
     
  27. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    Only we think that :) If you was to ask a bunch of people in Sweden to name the top clubs we wouldn't get a mention.
     
  28. Irishorn

    Irishorn Gael Force

     
  29. Nor would Everton. Shows what they know.
     
  30. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

  31. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    KEN SEMA SEMA
    WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE
    HE'S BLATANTLY 43
    KEN SEMA SEMA
     
  32. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    GOBE, I even raced to file my answer, not wishing to be pipped by a fellow punk/post punk/new wave aficianado.

    I might as well have written my answer on vellum, having hand reared the calves myself, & sent it by carrier pigeon to a Dogon tribesman living in one of the more remote suburbs of Mopti, with instructions to bury said epistle for no less than 100 years before forwarding to it to 'Moderator, W Herts'.
     
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  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    And we'll see Deeney sold, Gray imprisoned and Okaka just keeled over and died and we'll be left with Sinclair as our only striker.
     
  34. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Pretty sure you live in Norway. It's important to make notes about your troll accounts.
     
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  35. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Spot on. Fancy a camel ride?
     

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