Your Zombie Plan

There are two kinds of people, those with a zombie plan, and those who'll we'll use as flesh barriers against the hordes of the undead.

So what's your zombie plan?

Mine is to get myself holed up at some sort of army facility. They'll usually have a good stock of ammunition and rations, and i should last a while. And it's bound that others will have the same plan so we can combine forces and beat back the horde!

 

Eat some brains. Enjoy not being hunted.

 

Contact Simon Pegg

 

Shopping mall, a la Dawn of the Dead. Food, space and security systems to alert you to any invaders. Looting galore. Not the Harlequin though. Maybe the new one in Shepherd's Bush.

 

Plus I can get some business cards done at one of those machines.

 

Egads man, your plan is falling apart. The corpses would clearly rise from the basement to claim your brain

 

Absolutely LMFAO... there was even a small amount of real wee :]]:]]:]]:]]:]]:]]

 

Are moog and I really the only people on here with a feasable zombie plan? don't come crying to me when you run out of beer after 2 days and your arms are being pulled off by the horde....

 

Why fight the zombies?
If you cant beat them join them. I'm gonna get on their side early, we all know whos gonna win

 

Errr actually no. I have already posted my plan in the "flu" thread

It goes as follows

(posted earlier)

I am already stockpiling the following items in no particular preferential order

1) Porn
2) Glenmorangie
3) Benson and Hedges silver
4) Lighters and matches (for fags)
5) Ice (for skotch)
6) Box sets of all yank fied over rated TV series I have never watched but have been told I should have (lost etc)
7) Blow up doll
Blow up doll's rather odd looking ginger sister
9) Set of ear muffs (to avoid the neighbours screams as the disease takes hold)
10) Stockpile of fire arms to include AK47, Heckler & Koch MG36, Desert tactical arms stealth recon scout (thats a sniper rifle to you and me) amongst others.*
*These are for zombie killing obviously

If anyone wants to join me and havent got a cold please pm with your details and why I should allow you into my bunker. Thanks.


What precisely is your plan? I take you are aware of the whereabouts of those sites you were talking about? If it helps I can tell you how to get to the secret nuclear bunker? Once there, it's all signposted!!! (just dont tell anyone)

 

Blow up doll :]]

 

There's an army base just down the road from me. the only problem is if a zombie infection did take hold then the army would probably shoot on site. I'll probably need a back up plan....
I honestly have no clue what i'd do if i couldn't get into the army base..

 

Now are these New Orleans voodoo black magic zombies or 28 Days Later malevolent virus zombies?

It matters since the plan depends on how zombism is transmitted.

My plan involves a boat and a small island about a dozen miles off the coast of California, (in the Channel Islands). Plentiful seafood, fantastic zombie barrier, not too far from the mainland, clement weather...

If all goes wrong, what's the worst that could happen? Maybe zombies in bikinis..?

 

What are you gonna eat?

 

Are we assuming that bivalves and crustaceans are immune from the Zombie virus? Would be weird if your lobster lunch suddenly rose from the salad garnish and attacked you.

Island is a good plan though.

 

agreed island is the best place. assuming its unpopulated and you have some way of getting too it. Oh and you'll need a lot of supplies as well

 

My Zombie plan...

I would find a zombie wearing a Luton replica shirt.
This might prove trickly..hard to tell if they were an official zombie or not!
Mind you that doesnt matter thinking about it...gun them down.

The next part of the plan is the hardest part..

Put on the shirt.

Thats it..nothing else is neccessary..



Wearing that thing you will always be able to pass as a zombie/un-dead/walking corpse/loony.

 

You've missed the most important part - exit strategy. Whilst it may be comfortable living and easy life to begin with, you never know when the zombies might find some way of getting to the island and you'll need to leave sharpish.

I'd advise keeping a largeish boat moored on the far side of the island (out to sea) stocked with canned goods, fresh water and supplies you'll need to start again on a new island in an emergency. The boat should probably be a sailing boat, not motor, unless fuel is readily available and you are able to stockpile plenty.

Also, as a back up, back up, I'd have a helicopter fuelled and ready to escape by air, in case the route to the escape boat was cut off for some reason.

 

I'd go to Sh!thurst Park, lure them in and start a fire.

Two birds with one stone, and due to the horrendous design of the place there would no chance any would be able to escape the fire.


Backup plan is to just sit in Stoke. They fight anything that moves, and win. So I'd be completely safe unless they start on me.

 

Lock the door and shut the windows...

 

I'll pop down to the army surplus store, wait for the worst to hit then make my way to the Lake District or Mount Snowdon and live off animals I catch and wear their coats as clothes...

 

I was hoping to find a cow in a McIntosh...

 

:naughty:

 

Camp at Kenilworth Road. Even the most self respecting Zombie would want to be seen dead there

 

Yours isn't a feasible plan. How are you just going to walk in to an army base and take over.

I'd thoroughly recommend reading 'the Zombie survival guide - complete protection from the living dead' by Max Brooks. Tells you all you need to know

 

i think you are all wrong. you can sit back in your shelters and army camps all you like. im going to take the fight to the zombies. ill fit blades to the wheels of my yaris, and a cow catcher on the front. id then just drive up and down the m1 running down anything that gets in my way. for food ill stop at service stations, and you all know little chef will stay open no matter what. ill grab weopens and supplies when i get up to manchester for the 1st time. sorted!!

 

Either you haven't thought this through or you're not taking it seriously enough.

 

I'm building a treetop hideaway. I've watched many zombie movies and have yet to see a single one climb a tree or even attempt to.

I also hear clappy sticks scare them. Fill yer boots on Sunday.

 

I now have a fully fledged plan:

there's me: i can pick locks (always useful in the games), know how to use a gun and am pretty quick thinker. i can also build pipe bombs.
mates, Adam: military training, can fly a chopper and can use a wide range of guns from snipers to pistols. he'll definitely come in useful
Ben: huge. give him a shotgun and watch him go
Umar: basic medical training. can stem blood flow and cauterise wounds safely
Dan: backup pilot. can fly planes
David: small military training. can at least use an assault rifle.

I head to the outpost down the road and grab a rifle and the limited ammunition there. Adam heads to the gun shop on his road and stocks up. we allmeet at david's. we can prepare our supplies there and draw up a full plan of how to move forward
We then head to the army base in northwood. if the army are still there, we're safe. if not the underground bunker is designed to survive nuclear war. has lots f rations. we sit it out and kill any zombies that enter the compound. if no rescue comes and the food runs out, we save one bullet each.....

There, a full plan. zombies = screwed

 

So when all the zombies are dead the empty world is left with just you and 4 other blokes? Schoolboy error.

 

hahaha quality.

yer im pretty sure you m8 with his basic medical training would struggle there.

after being told that my last plan was not up to scratch, ive come up with a new plan.

im going to head to the nearest video rental store, and study the art of acting like a zombie from all the zombie flics ever made. i shall then bluff my way out of any tricky situations, and just fit in.

 

You're all to determined.
Be like me and just give in, go looting and have a few nights out.

 

Wow, Cude is taking a beating lately...

 

Must be said - this is a very very funny thread :]]