Wilfred Zaha

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by suffolk orn, Feb 19, 2016.

  1. suffolk orn

    suffolk orn Reservist

    Just a thought here but if we want a flying winger having missed out on Townsend and several other European candidates then why not stick a sensible bid in for Zaha.

    He has always caused us problems over the years, he's still only 23, and with a bid around the £14m level I could see Palace being receptive.

    Thoughts.......
     
  2. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    He's their only offensive weapon at present and they paid £15m to get him back from Manure.

    Highly unlikely.
     
  3. Hornetzzz

    Hornetzzz First Year Pro

    Noo i h8 hm
     
  4. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    Would be an amazing signing, but £14m would be laughed at.
     
  5. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    They wouldn't sell him to us for anything less than stupid money

    Good player but poor attitude as well
     
  6. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

  7. Hornet23

    Hornet23 First Team

    Poor player, poor attitude, not a Quique kind of player.
     
  8. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Brilliant player, excellent attitude, stays for extra training each day with the younger players and does loads of community work in the local area but most goes unheard of due to his media shyness. Loved by Palace and would need a bid of at least £24 million. Would love a player like him in the team as he winds opposition fans up as well.
     
  9. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Gets wound up too easily when being called a c**t by 2,000 opposing fans.
     
  10. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    WDSport reporting that this may or may not happen, according to their sources.
     
  11. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Behave
     
  12. nascot

    nascot First Team

    Yeah right.
     
  13. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Informed and incisive as always.
     
  14. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    More chance of signing Wifred Hyde White I think!
     
  15. Nnnn

    Nnnn First Team

    and Wilfrid Brambell
     
  16. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    Wilfred Bramble as Steptoe was better.
     
  17. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    No really, behave.
     
  18. TringOrn

    TringOrn First Year Pro

    He's absolutely quality and one of the main reasons Palace are in the position that they're in now. Without him or Bolasie they were, and probably would still be, an extremely average Championship team. He's never ever going to sign for us though.
     
  19. After 3 years some people still don't understand Gino looks a good deal
     
  20. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    God we are desperate for something to discuss. 19 posts on a suggestion thread to sign Zaha from CP ??!! Does anyone seriously think that's even a remote possibility ? Roll on the next transfer window and some proper rumours to debate. 20 posts now....
     
  21. Legends

    Legends Reservist

    If we need a Wilf how about a Bony instead? Pretty sure he will be sold on in the Summer
     
  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    too good to us.
     
  23. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    I expect the transfer after next for him will be palace, he didnt cut it at Man U, why do people think he would with us, he could be a one club player never being a success with another club.
     
  24. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Name many players who cut it at United under Moyes? Palace got him back for under half what they sold him, an excellent deal for them.

    Anyway, Palace would never sell him and I very much doubt he would join a club like us either!
     
  25. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    What you recon of the below if we sign him? Think we could practice it at some of the upcoming away games? Could even use the second verse and make it our club anthem?

    I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
    So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
    I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
    I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazaha ah

    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
    (Gotta get with my friends)
    Make it last forever, friendship never ends
    If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
    Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
     
  26. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I know a fat old policeman
    He's always on our street
    A fat and jolly red-faced man
    He really is a treat

    He's too kind for a policeman
    He's never known to frown
    And everybody says
    He is the happiest man in town!

    zahahahahahahahaha
    Zahahahahahahahaha
    Zahahahahahahahaha
    Zahahahaha
     
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Or how about the appropriate 'Take on Me' by Zaha
     
  28. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Or even this one,

    [video=youtube;fGUAEb1EYvE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGUAEb1EYvE[/video]
     
  29. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Look at the stars,
    Look how they shine for you,
    And everything you do,
    Yeah, they were all zaha

    I came along,
    I wrote a song for you,
    And all the things you do,
    And it was called zaha

    So then I took my turn,
    Oh what a thing to have done,
    And it was all zaha

    Your skin,
    Oh yeah your skin and bones,
    Turn into
    Something beautiful,
    Do you know,
    You know I love you so,
    You know I love you so.

    I swam across,
    I jumped across for you,
    Oh what a thing to do.
    'Cause you were all zaha

    I drew a line,
    I drew a line for you,
    Oh what a thing to do,
    And jurado is fat

    Your skin,
    Oh yeah your skin and bones,
    Turn into
    Something beautiful,
    Do you know,
    For you I'd bleed myself dry,
    For you I'd bleed myself dry.

    It's true,
    Look how they shine for you,
    Look how they shine for you,
    Look how they shine for,
    Look how they shine for you,
    Look how they shine for you,
    Look how they shine.

    Look at the stars,
    Look how they shine for you,
    And all the things that you do
     
  30. Hornet23

    Hornet23 First Team

    Guess we'll have to agree to disagree, he's a mid-table/bottom half Premier League player imo. Quick and skillful yes, but there are loads of them about. Doesn't have the discipline, work ethic or end product of a top player. United realised their mistake and bombed him out. Not even 20 career goals to his name (going by Wikipedia so could be wrong), sorry but he does nothing for me.
     
  31. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This is Radio Hornet

    WILF! Zaha zaha zaha zaha
    WiLF! Zaha zaha

    WiLF is gonna skin ya
    (are you ready?)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    (here we go)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    WiLF is gonna ski ya
    (are you ready?)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    WiLF WiLF is gonna skin ya

    (are you ready?)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    Eternal
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    WILF!
    (are you ready?)
    Zaha zaha zaha zaha
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    Eternal

    WILF is gonna skin ya 'cos you
    have to
    move to the flow of the P.D. blaster
    bass ballistics
    He's gonna kick this hard
    and you can't catch it
    down with the crew crew
    talking 'bout the Mu Mu
    Justified Ancient Liberation Zulu
    Got to teach and everything you learn
    will point to the fact that time is eternal

    It's 3 P.M., 3 P.M., It's 3 P.M. eternal

    wILF is gonna skin ya
    (are you ready?)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    Eternal
    (here we go)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    wILF!
    (are you ready?)
    Zaha zaha zaha zaha
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    Eternal
    (here we go)

    WILF! Zaha zaha zaha zaha

    Justified
    Just roll it from the top
    WILF
    C'mon
    zaha zaha
    Justified
    Eternal

    Sample city through Trancentral
    basic face kick elemental
    swings brings new technology
    the 'W' the I the 'L' the 'F' and the ology
    Da Force coming down with mayhem
    looking at my watch time 3 P.M.
    got to see that everywhere I turn
    will point to the fact that time is eternal

    It's 3 P.M., 3 P.M., It's 3 P.M. eternal

    (are you ready?)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    (here we go)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    (are you ready?)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)

    Eternal
    (are you ready?)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    (here we go)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)
    (are you ready?)
    (ancients of Mu Mu)

    WILF! Zaha zaha zaha zaha
    WILF! Zaha zaha

    Let's get it going tomorrow against Leeds!
     
  32. Hey bus driver, keep the change
    Bless your children, give them names
    Don't trust men who walk with canes
    Drink this and you'll grow wings on your feet
    Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine
    Advertiser on a downtown train
    Christmas crier bustin' cane
    He's in love again

    Where dock worker's dreams mix with panther's schemes
    To someday own the rodeo
    Tainted women in VistaVision
    Perform for out-of-state kids at the late show

    Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps
    Interstellar mongrel nymphs
    Rex said that lady left him limp
    Love's like that (sure it is)
    Queen of diamonds, ace of spades
    Newly discovered lovers of the Everglades
    They take out a full-page ad in the trades
    To announce their arrival
    And Mary Lou, she found out how to cope
    She rides to heaven on a gyroscope
    The Daily News asks her for the dope
    She said, "Man, the dope's that there's still hope"

    Senorita, Spanish rose
    Wipes her eyes and blows her nose
    Uptown in Harlem she throws a rose
    To some lucky young matador


    Zaha
     
  33. What you will and what you won't
    What you do and what you don't
    What you can and what you can't
    This is what you need to know:
    Loved you though it didn't show

    I do not love you, you love me not
    I do not love you, you love me not
    I do not love you, you love me not
    I do not love you, you love me not

    za za ha
    za za ha
    za za ha
    za za ha

    etc etc





    to be honest it all gets a bit boring after that, although its impressive just how much rubbish you could produce on a Cassio pocket keyboard
     
  34. Hornetzzz

    Hornetzzz First Year Pro

    This is quite sad
     
  35. lotiman

    lotiman Reservist

    Still the best to come from him...with the right coaching and direction he will be an asset.

    Some of our fans embarrassed the club with the abuse he was given last week but I for one would love to see him at The Vic
     

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