What would you do if....

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Echo, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    you had children and they did not want to support Watford?

    Friend of mine at the Charlton game said he wouldn't be bothered if his children grew up supporting someone other than Watford - to me that's just wrong:eek:
     
  2. The Hornet

    The Hornet The Quiet Mod is Watching

    Its more difficult getting my step kids to support Watford, one supports Chelski (I wonder why) and the other one supports Arsenal and to top it all they are both from Luton.
    They do look out for the Watford scores and I have taken to see Watford which was their first proper footbal match they have been to and they loved it, but the problem is they started to get bullied at school because of this so they have now said they don't want to go any more :(
     
  3. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    All you can do it try to steer your kids in the right direction and hope for the best. My eldest daughter, (now 8 ), has been going with me when possible since she was 4. She's definately Watford for life, I can see it in her. When the club used to put on the £5 per adult and £1 per kid matches I'd organise a load of us to go, and my daughter would take a load of friends along and we'd have a fun day. Every one of her friends now says they support Watford. I'll do everything I can to make sure we have as much support in the future as possible. I think it's great to see so many kids at Watfrod on match days, our future support is definately looking good.
     
  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Everyone has the right to a choice, no matter how wrong they are. Besides, you can always cut them out of your will.:)
     
  5. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    this sorta happened to me when i dumped manure and started supporting watford except it was more verbal like "their terrible/cr*p/sh*t" and all the rest. i just kicked da crap outta them and hey presto, problem solved:)

    they still say "i can't wait until we(manure,@rse,scousepool) play watford and hammer ya" and i just reply "ye, we'll see" and they get real nervous coz they know we're hard to beat and a pain in the @rse to play against.

    i'm very proud to support watford although i'm probably the only person in ireland that does. i still get looks when people see me walking to school with my watford scarf or wearing my vibrant yellow jersey!!;)
     
  6. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    lol.

    In answer to the question, beat them with bamboo sticks until they support watford!
     
  7. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    That was my thinking ;)

    other thing to do buy loads of Watford baby clothes and takes loads of photos with them in the the watford gear, with their faces painted and wigs on then you can either blackmail them or embaress them when they get older:D
     
  8. Goldengirly

    Goldengirly Academy Graduate

    I'm normally a very strong advocator of an individual's free will and right to choose, etc etc. However, it is necessary to trhrow such hippy dippy, love for all mankind thinking out the window, when talking about the support of a football club. I, would therefore, kick 'em out.
     
  9. firefly

    firefly Jay´s Jar of Nutella

    my mate's just had a baby and he already has the kit, bib and the lot for him!

    I agree with admin that its nice to see kids there, especially when they get into it. Ive seen some great little 'uns with all their gear on clapping and singing away. Even saw one little girl in a pretty dress who looked lovely and then she started shouting scum at the top of her voice....
     
  10. jobr

    jobr Squad Player


    Spot on.
     
  11. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Don't have kids and the problem doesn't exist. No excuse's then like "i got family, can't afford to go". "I'm gutted i can't go, its my little giirls 3rd birthday party" " its christmas got to go shopping for the kids pressies".

    Be safe use condoms. Its not just diseases that burgers your life up.

    If you really want kids, then go and adopt a WATFORD fan - saves all the nappy carp and sleepless nights etc etc:) Preferably one old enough to go to the bar all night and get the drinks in and has a well paid job.
     
  12. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    I have three boys and have taken them all to a game or three and though my eldest likes watford he has chosen to support Liverpool, because he thinks gerrard is "really neat" lol
    The twins are still young so havent made a choise yet but all of them like watford and will always have a place for them.
     
  13. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    Have you adopted Birdy?
     
  14. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    That's one of the funniest things you've ever written Jobby - pmla

    Us old uns - have to look after our foreign contigent of fans, no one else will. It is amazing how quickly he has mastered the English language, still has to learn to dip his hand into that wallet of his. I wasn't sure why he carried a tube of super glue around until i saw him buy a pint for himself at the ground on tuesday, he took £3 out of his wallet and then glued the wallet back together. What a crafty Sock, ey?
     
  15. jobr

    jobr Squad Player


    He is yet to master the difference between a Man and a Woman symbol outside toilets also.
     
  16. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

    Your net is too small to catch a birdy.
     
  17. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Jobby - when shall we cast the trawler on him - Oh he already got his own at the Everton game.
     
  18. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    She had a mouth the size of the Mersey tunnel I hate to think how big her :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: would have been. ;D ;D ;D

    Birdy could have been lost for ever, you may have even need to try and rescue him by pulling him out via his boots.
     
  19. jobr

    jobr Squad Player

    She had fish net stockings on, her legs were so fat you could have got Dover soles through the holes :)
     
  20. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Full of fish and finger pie.....
     
  21. Arthur Daley

    Arthur Daley Guest

    Sell Them And Start Again. Try Ebay ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  22. Tenhourslater™

    Tenhourslater™ The Late mod

    it's up to them who they support , but it makes me proud that at least one of mine has followed me , my dad , his dad and do on as far as anyone can remember. The only downside is one supports the manc scum
     
  23. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    what an image:eek: please stop;D
     
  24. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    Seriously I think I would be devastated if I ever had children and they didn't support watford, althoguh I guess not living in Watford, or anywhere near it I think it will be a lot harder to guide them in the correct way:eek:
     
  25. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    I like your style!!

    If my dad had had his way I'd be supporting liverpool too!! Thankfully I saw the light, albeit a bit late...
     
  26. Big Dave Airey

    Big Dave Airey Reservist

    My little 'uns mum won't let me take my girl to football anymore thanks to YOU lot.

    It all went wrong when I took her to a match last season.

    Before taking her in the pub I told her that whatever happened that day she was not to tell her mum anything!!

    Took her in the Rookery where my St is and during the first half we got a decision against us, and started singing Marlon says 'You're a :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: '.

    Not thinking she'd registered it we just carried on as normal.

    As soon as we stepped through her mum's front door she says 'He took me in the pub at about 1 o'clock and Marlon says you're a :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: '

    I could have died!!
     
  27. davidnewtonwfc

    davidnewtonwfc Reservist

    As long as they don't support Lootown, Manure or Scumderland I wouldn't mind... but I'm not really interested in kids so why am I even posting???... :confused:
     
  28. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    If my dad had his way i would be saying all you football fans are morons and that rugby is the real sport.... as it is i never did what my dad wanted in anything so wasnt likely too with that either!!! :p ;)
     
  29. wfchornet2

    wfchornet2 The Prodigal mod

    I learnt many moons ago.. dont tell a kid not to tell the other parent something.. its like a red rag to a bull!!! lmao
    Kids... gotta love em hey
     
  30. Echo

    Echo Squad Player

    Only if they support Watford;)
     
  31. WatfordÉire

    WatfordÉire Squad Player

    true:D
     

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