Watford Fc Kit - Kelme

The first batch of Palace home kits didn’t resemble the samples so we’re sent back.

 

Leventhal confirming a new sponsor announced this week. As well as teasing another new signing….

 

I don't think we've got room for the whole midfield.

 

I wouldn't be so sure, mate.

 

Masina is a Borat lookalike.

Kiko and Cleverley used to have 90s, cleancut boyband looks, but now they've massively gone to seed. Kiko looks like a survivor of a failed Arctic expedition and Cleverley looks like the single father of 12 kids with ADHD.

Which begs the question, why haven't we got a WFC hunks thread? We need to see who our hotties are and who are our grotties.

I'm a bit worried that our new budget transfer approach is not only guaranteeing us relegation, it's also pulling in inferior genes, thus making our posters and panini stickers less appealing to the eye.

 

OMG those dimples

*swoon*

 

I think the kit sponsors could be Stake.com (some new online betting company). They announced on Twitter 6 days ago that they had an exciting bit of news that they thought their followers would “bee” excited about and would be dropping hints over the next few days. Since then, they have tweeted tweets that could refer to a number of our players. Of course they could be just sleeve sponsors too; I know some have mooted American Airlines as our sponsor next season.

 

As both a dyslexic vegan and a vampire, I hope not.

 

The hints are pretty clear, yeah:

"Rocket Man to win a race"
"King of the casino"
"Never a Gray day" (ha!)
gif of a rose
Troy McClure gif

Let's hope Watford have done their due diligence, unlike our friends at Norwich!

 

UFC on the front page of the website.

I reckon I could get on board with Arianny Celeste modelling the new kit.

 

Seems like you’re correct. Horrible logo to top off the fact it’s yet another betting company. Sadly, in our financial situation, highest bidder is always going to win in these matters.

Label themselves at the worlds largest ‘Crypto Casino and Sportsbook’ as well as being the official better partner of the UFC. So I’d assume they are fairly big players in the US/Vegas?

 

This feels like a prelude to Troy moving into the world of UFC.

 

I don’t think they’re big players in the US given the gambling restrictions here.

If the logo is the one on their Twitter profile it’s not as bad as 138 or Sportsbet.io

 

A description about Stake.com

Stake.com is the world's biggest crypto casino and sportsbook, which has made its name for itself with an unprecedented 35 billion bets processed in just three years. Stake is making waves in the betting sphere.

 

You think?

At least their logo's were kinda in keeping with logos for a football shirt. Stake's looks like it's been done by a child on MS Paint with the calligraphy pen tool.

 

Troy I'm sure will love a few stakes

 

Even if this kit is absolute gash I'm still going to like it. I can't remember the last kit I didn't like, maybe the one we got relegated in was a bit meh.

 

I said it earlier in the thread - but just a reminder for people tomorrow.

No football kit is ‘sexy’, ‘lush’, ‘a thing of beauty’ or any other adjective Ben Foster throws around on YouTube like confetti.

 

Atletico Mineiro may have an exception

 

Any club that forgoes a sponsor on their shirt are onto a winner. Sadly, the shirt you’ve offered there is Brazilian and therefore will be covered in 4628 sponsors by time it’s released.

 

You were saying?

 

Best thing is it was a fan made submission made official.

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2021/07/fan-desiged-atletico-mineiro-21-22.html

 

Ultimate Frisbee Championship?


Well, it is a sport based in empty pie dishes...

 

Fixed

 

If you squint at that long enough you can see a picture of St Paul’s Cathedral.

 

Nor is it "a reflection of the dynamism of Watford", with "Flash Yellow representing the energy of Watford's music scene" and "Mystery Black representing the late nights in Watford's famous clubs", all wrapped in "new performance technology fabrics designed to aid speed and recovery, as Watford return to the Premier League."

Or some nonsense like that.

It's a shirt. We have no choice over what it looks like. You can buy it if you want, or wait until it's £20 in March.

 

Good to know our new sponsors are too stupid to be aware of the difference between a bee and hornet. Cancel them immediately.

 

https://www.watfordfc.com/news/club/official-watford-fc-stakecom-announce-new-multi-year-principal-partnership

 

Shame. Not only is it another betting company, the logo is so tacky.

 

Paid in crypto haha

 

‘Multi-year’ - suggests there’s very likely a get out clause if government legislation comes in…otherwise why not state the length of deal?

‘Record deal paid for in cryptocurrency’ - what could possibly go wrong?

As I said yesterday, the state of our finances and the wider affects of Covid on the game, mean that it was always going to go to the highest bidder. But that logo is horrific.

 

More likely because it seems however long they announce a sponsor/kit manufacturer will be around for, they rarely seem to make it to the end of the deal these days. Sportsbet.io had a 3 year deal yet they've gone a year early. Probably easier just to describe it as 'multi-year' and be done with it.

 

"10m Dogecoin giveaway".

I hope we're not getting paid in that!