Hornets and Hornettas will be only too well aware of my tireless efforts to radicalise the WFC supporter base. With Christmas produce already appearing in the shops, I'd like to recruit some converts to join the annual effort to BAN the celebration, which is always given such exhaustive coverage by our national press. Brexmas means Brexmas! We need to go cold turkey! We can't have some foreigner flying in here with his strange robes and long beard, without even a visa, completely unchecked. BAN the lot of it I say! Offensive to minorities. Chopping down trees which are needed to combat climate change. Plastic waste galore. BAN advent calendars. Instead we should only allow Ramadan calendars, which have nothing behind each door. BAN Christmas songs, especially those played over loudspeakers in shops. BAN Christmas films, most especially those prominently featuring pudgy, squeaky USA children - let's face it, ONLY other USA people think USA children are 'cute'. BAN the lot of it. Who's with me?