Unappetising Testicle On I’m A Celebrity, Get The Foreigners Out Of Here

Yes, the rumours were true and Professional Foreigner Botherer, Nigel Farage is to appear on ‘I’m a Celebrity.’ To be paid a rumoured £1.5m.

What do we want? Vote him off quickly or let him gobble a Kangeroo’s Johnson and swim in a vat of jizz?

He’s going to need a new bank account, which is the usual outcome for these upper class ‘rebels.’

 

How will he be paid? Can’t transfer it to his Coutts bank account

 

He’ll probably bank it in the EU.

 

Are they allowed cigarettes in the jungle?

I've heard Grace Dent is also appearing - she'll tear him a new ********.

 

She’s clever, but is she reliable?

 

"I'm a celebrity"
No you're not

 

Ha ha ha ha. The Farage wait to win a vote in his own name continues.