Twisted lyrics

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by kVA, Jul 5, 2017.

  1. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Yep the old favourite. We've all done it, finding out that you've been singing completely the wrong words for years. Words that when you actually think about it are just plain odd and don't fit the context of the song.

    There is the Madonna classic La Isla Bonita where she sings about 'young girls with eyes like potatoes' and a whole host of them in one of Peter Kay's shows.

    I'll start you off with this one:

    It is Calvin Harris and How Deep Is Your Love.

    At about 14 seconds the vocalist says in a sutlry voice 'I want chips with gravy'. She only mentions it once before the main thrust of the tune starts. I don't know if she hadn't eaten and didn't realise the mike was on but I'll tell you what, it she says it with such allure it makes me want to splash out and buy her some.

    Have a listen:

     
  2. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Who can forget the Paul Young classic, "Every time you go away (you take a piece of meat with you)".

    Check out the mullet too!

     
  3. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Bohemian Rapshody. Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard.
     
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  4. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    I guess most of you would have seen the Peter Kay routine.. but if not..



    Proper laugh out loud funny!
     
  5. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    and then there's this classic..


     
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  6. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    and the follow up..

     
  7. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Freed from Desire - my love has got no rhythm, he's got his dodgy knees.
     
  8. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Macy Gray - I Try

    'I blow bubbles went you're not here'
     

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