Sundays joke Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie,out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ' Pierre , kiss me!' Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.. 'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Pierre, ze Franch fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing.Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, ' Pierre , kiss me lower.' Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnayand pours it on her breasts. ' Pierre ! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie. 'I am Pierre, ze Franch fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!' She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers softly and huskily , ' Pierre , kiss me much much lower!' Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and sets fire to the cognac. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, 'PIERRE , WHAT THE F*#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? Our 'hero' stands, hands on hips and says defiantly, 'I am Pierre, ze Franch fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!'
