Today’s Match Headline, In Your Own Words

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Moose, Sep 2, 2023.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Comedy defending the star as Hornets battle out entertaining draw.
  2. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Hornets Stung.
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  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Defending not sent to Coventry as traffic cone scores two.
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  4. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    4 goal hornets held to a draw.
  5. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    New 9 striker goes ballistic, defense are attrocious.
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  6. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Scotsman Drunk During Six Goal Thriller
  7. TomWatfordFC

    TomWatfordFC Reservist

    Watford and Coventry unable to be separated in a thrilling Championship clusterf*ck
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  8. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Watford sh1t themselves three times after taking the lead but hang on for a point
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  9. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    What a Hoedt! Comedy own goal hands Sky Blues a point.
  10. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Double decker bus found on the moon
  11. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    "Watford relegated after 5 games, Preston Champions"
  12. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    That’s got to Hoedt
  13. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Didn’t see yours before I did mine.
  14. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Yours is good too.
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  15. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    New Maddy evidence links tragic toddler to Diana’s death.
  16. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Freddie Starr ate my defender
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  17. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

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  18. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

  19. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Two men fined for pretending to be centre backs.

    Police spokesman says witnesses complained about Wesley Hoedt's disturbing own goal and Ryan Porteous' drunken impersonation of a professional defender.
  20. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    “Within three weeks, the sugary residue had combined with Gareth’s penile filth to create a scabbed crust”.

    A scummer, shirley?
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  21. Worst pass Bachmann
  22. Steel City Gold

    Steel City Gold Reservist

    Yes!!! Fcuk!!! Yes!!! Fcuk!!! Yes!!! Fcuk!!!
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  23. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Keystone Cops Confirm Catastrophic Coventry Capitulation
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  24. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Watford fans ecstatic over witnessing entertaining game.
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  25. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Watford owner frustrated as Udinese only manage goalless draw.
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2023
  26. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Watford do a Watford…again!
  27. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings First Year Pro

    Normal Championship football on display at Coventry.
  28. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Bachamnn defeated by Joker's backpass.
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  29. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Ismael sacked. (probably)
  30. foxywfc

    foxywfc Reservist

    Coventry comedy calamity

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  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I don’t get it ?
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  32. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Bachmann sent to Coventry
  33. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    I guess you could loosely say it relates to what Hoedt might have said the Bachmann.
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  34. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

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  35. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    As usual utter ****

    Slightly more goal scored than watford has had managers this season, for the moment.

    Sky Blues 3 - Rancid Poos 3

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