Things you hate

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by wfcmoog, Mar 30, 2009.

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  1. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Don't worry Sister. You're the exception which proves the rule. A true Geezer Bird.
  2. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

  3. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Too right, ask Oscar Pistorius.
  4. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    Falling down the stairs.
  5. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Women are like the Bermuda Triangle. There are endless theories being thrown about but ultimately, you don't have a ****ing clue what's going on.
  6. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    They do have their advantages.
    They are squidgy and they smell nice.

    They do tend to leave the toilet seat down though which is really annoying.
  7. ChrisG

    ChrisG Squad Player

    Careful now. You'll be accused of calling them all fat. (Even though you CLEARLY didn't mean it - In a woman's world it is the same as telling her to put the fork down and go for a run)
  8. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I think it's more about men being different than those things necessarily being bad? It confuses us men and we don't like it. At least you can show empathy and emotions other than grumpiness
  9. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    I've never understood the annoyance of having the seat down. I just **** with it down anyway.
  10. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    If it's any consolation, the 'mind games' thing isn't just directed at men - (some) women are just as guilty of doing this against other women. And I fully approve of it being on the 'hate' list. The 'constant talking' is a trickier one - definitely guilty as charged when with girlfriends but like to think I know when to rein it in at home ('him indoors' may claim otherwise). Case for the defence rests...
  11. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Hornmeister - tell your girlfriend/wife you like the fact that she is squidgy & let us know how you get on ;)
  12. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Stinging nettles. Spent the last 2 days gardening in my new house and I can not get the bloody roots up! Think the bloke before me loved gardening and then decided to stop a couple of years ago, they are everywhere.
  13. nascot

    nascot First Team

    Whistling. Or more to the point people that whistle no particular tune.
  14. ChrisG

    ChrisG Squad Player

  15. fan

    fan slow toaster

    Ha ha. An impressive challenge to many on this forum for a multitude of reasons
    Last edited: Apr 11, 2014
  16. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    ...start-up clothing brands always advertising on football forums...

  17. Prentice

    Prentice Administrator

    Happy for you to have a thread, but don't start spamming it in every topic - it's more likely to deter anyone than anything
  18. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    People who don't use your artwork within their clothing brand.
  19. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Douchey clothing brands shamelessly plugged on football forums.
  20. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    It was a joke my man.... Im not Meldrew.
  21. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    With my post count do you seriously think I've got a significant other?

    Squidgyness is a good thing, especially in the right places.
  22. fan

    fan slow toaster

    I took up this challenge and called a lady friend squidgy. She asked if it meant sexy and I said it was closer to fat. Depending in how this plays out, we might have some new advice for young Simms
  23. fan

    fan slow toaster

    The results of my scientific study are in. I can conclusively say Meister is right and that happyhornet is wrong.
  24. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    haha reminds me of the time I said to some idiot in Minneapolis "You are such a wancker". He thanked me for it - thought it was a compliment!
  25. fan

    fan slow toaster

    I think most people are deaf to the content of what we say and only listen to the accent. I called her a little fat (gordinha) and easy to grab (tá facil a pegar) and she just giggled a bought me a caipirinha.
  26. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

  27. fan

    fan slow toaster

    That the most popular stories on the bbc website are always about 5 years old. Why?
  28. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Because 2009 was a golden age.
  29. JH93

    JH93 Squad Player

    People who post spoilers on Facebook. Some friend of a friend has posted what happens on tonight's Game of Thrones and the worst thing is I can't even delete them. Piece of crap.
  30. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    You have a very slow internet connection.
  31. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I'm sure you all get annoyed by being bombarded with advertising and branding wherever you go.

    Last night I had a dream that peoples' phones actually started projecting adverts on to their faces when they were using them. It was terrifying, and no one seemed to care.
  32. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    How do you know companies aren't using this as a way of projecting adverts into your dreams?
  33. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    *Takes a drag on the spliff*

  34. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Easter Cards

    When the **** did that become a thing? my wife's family send them all to each other like its christmas all over again

    Eggs yeah, that's fine. But cards as well? Why? Just why?
  35. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    Angella will receive many of these.
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