Things you hate IV

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I left my wife at the motor enthusiast convention and a carburettor
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    You must have been in a right estate. A shock, absorber like that.
    Clutching at straws but do you know anyone with an axle to grind ?
     
  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It wasn't the first time this has happened. Was at the woodcraft tools fayre and an accelerator
     
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  4. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Facebook Marketplace.
    I've listed an item for free that is very much in demand for young families. Many messages of which I get back to quickly, then nothing for days.
    Promised it to one person who then came up with excuses why they couldn't pick it up, then had a nice lady who wanted it for her kids and was the first "normal" I'd dealt with.
    Told everyone else it was gone and she picked it up within the hour.

    Where are all the "normals" these days?
     
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  5. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Not on FB perhaps?
     
  6. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Is this still available?
     
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  7. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I think it always will be.
     
  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Did you put:

    No offers
    Needs gone ASAP
    No time wasters
    No scammers

    On your listingm
     
  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Will you deliver?
     
  10. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Yes mate, up to 40 feet away. I'll lob it over the fence
     
  11. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Traitors. What an absolute bag of sh1te
     
  12. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Yeah, down with Guy Fawkes and Lord Haw Haw!
     
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  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Designer outlets. A new one on me. Dragged to one with the kids. The idea being seemingly that clothes and shoes which are originally priced at 5 times what they should be, have 30% off and suddenly every chav in existence is desperate to buy some of these wares from a mock old timey village location.
     
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  14. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Have you just visited Bicester?
     
  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This was Mcarthur Park in the Midlands.

    I've been to Bicester before but only for breakfast. Place is sickening.
     
  16. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    My wife suggested we go to Bicester Village recently, "it looks nice" she said having seen an ad pop up on her phone. I explained that the sole purpose of Bicester Village was to extort vast amounts of money from tourists.
     
  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I actually bought a hoodie for 35 quid, which I thought was quite reasonable
     
  18. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Had someone left a cake out in the rain?
     
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  19. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck First Year Pro

    I thought it was just the shyte that they couldn't flog heavily discounted . After being priced at full RRP
     
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  20. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck First Year Pro

    Flipping through all the channels on the TV and when you find something that looks interesting there is a bunch of adverts . So on you scroll to something else for example "Alan Titchmarsh binge-a-thon" and guess what ! Adverts . This seems to work every time.
     
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I've no idea. Maybe a chance for plebs to spend outside their means to get a taste of what they think it is to buy luxury tat.
     
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  22. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Shaving Foam cans that leave indelible rusty ring marks wherever you leave them in the bathroom. Pain in the arse and so difficult to scrub off.

    I reckon I might invent some little coaster things on rubber feet and sell it as a shaving cream stand. I'd buy one.
     
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  23. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Live TV? Like on right now? What time travel machine are you using Mr 2012?
     
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  24. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    You just invested a coaster. Move some from the living room.
     
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  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Also, the little bit of post cum dribble that comes out when you have finished. No matter how much you wipe the nozzle, it ejaculates another load as soon as you put the lid on.
     
  26. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Coaster? Ooh sorry your Majesty!
     
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It wasn't raining. It was like Summer.
     
  28. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    My wife's shaving gel can in the shower sits on a Pringles lid to avoid this very problem.
     
  29. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I'm glad to hear this is a very real problem for others. I'd never heard it mentioned by anyone.

    Pringles lid is a fine idea. I should order 5000 drop shipped off Ali Baba in different colours and flog em at the ideal home show as a radical new bathroom convenience invention for only £14.99 each.
     
  30. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Write "Balenciaga" on them, set up a stall in the Bicester Village car park and knock them out for 10 times that.
     
  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Don’t the Pringles get soggy and soapy ?
     
  32. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Actually Jill, a pipe of Pringles will suffice
     
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  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    POV posts on social media
     
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  34. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    Most posts on social media are only a POV.
    Most of these posts are complete bollards.
     

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